Angels, please slipper me and mind they be good quality high heeled ones! Raaga idiot what on earth induced you to get hooked to a show which is presided oevr by a character with questionable brains consisting of cells that are supposed to aid in logicity and rationalism?O lord!The answer is obvious.That silly Munna of mine! Ouch me Munna-what are you doing to me? Hell here the lady called Ekta Mayi-her adimirable gray cell package is .. ..well!I think Mayi when she initially launches a new show, her head is really on her shoulders and the gray cells like a newly wed groom is all attention.But as time passes, the groom starts having an affair with other undesirables and the result is gnash!We viewers feel like giving ourselves a slipper treatment for having trusted that dame yet again!The funny thing is we are forever giving her chances-'Nahin yaar Ekta is baar aisa kuch nahin karegi.She knows what's the USP of the show' but son You have been taken for a solid ride yet again! Mayi-she is smugly counting out her money and gloating at the TRP meter-yet again she has poured gobar water on the bechara viewer's hopes,dreams and has done kachumber out of his little heart!But does the viewer learn from his mistakes?NO SIR! Over his dead body!Gosh you Mayi-I am getting tempted to turn in to a cannibal! Hai Eesh is this a woman or a spirit or what?Why does she have to trample over all my hopes and crush all my ideas all my desires?And what does she mean by lining up yummy men one after the other?Is Mayi trying to test my fidelity for my Munna? Ah Mayi you can bring any number of Swamijis and Trauns but my love for me Munns will never ghatofy. Gosh I loved Pawan Shankar in Siddhant. Now he is Traun. My harmones are in overdrive. This guy rocks.Slim,wiry-cute smile ,charming and he can act though it's obvious that this role of Traun is not coming naturally to him.The spirit, bouyancy of Tarun needs hard work.Serious weighty roles like Siddhant come easily to Pawan.But yeah he was ok I guess yesterday as the carefree chirpy Tarun.
So a new entry, huh?I have been expecting a new entry for quite sometime and I thought it would be a new female-femme fatale and was dreading lest my duffer Munna get in to some female trouble!Mayi saved me! Amma will never get involved with any other man.After all all of Mayi's heroines are rebirths of sati Savitri.They will even make a cane basket and carry their ill husbands in it to the Vamp's house just for their pati parmeshwar's sake.Mayi's thumbrule is wanna make the heroine more mahan than she is then just make the hero a dirty cloth. And the heroine a worn out Bat.Not the mammal bat.I mean the bat which Sachin Tendulkar and other cricketers use.Yeah that's the one and make the bat do dhulayi of the bechara dirty cloth. Want Amma as the next Mother Teresa?Make me poor Munna a noppressor.make him mouth idiotic dialogues like 'Kal raat ek galthi thi'! But for once Mayi has been very kind to me.No new female.Or I would have really had to learn some new bad words.For now that Pia with the IQ of a lipstick is more than enough.
Back to the new entry, whoa Mayi! I thought you stole plots only from your own serials and movies?Now you have started stealing from advertisements too?Shame shame!Standard itna low ho gaya hai?What next?Streetplays are going to be your inspiration?Rememeber the Samir Soni ad about some car, where the whole office is ecstatic that their boss's flight is cancelled but the spoilsport makes it to the meeting and says the flight was cancelled but the meeting wasn't? Same here.Amma my pyari Amma wants the best to fight her case.What happened to that loser lawyer who nearly got manhandled by Munna when he served him her divorce suit? Lagtha hai dum utha ke bhag gaya ki Amma mujhse paise le lo lekin I am no match to that barrel husband of yours Jai Ramji ki! Well so she waits for the guy but not before she meets his PA.Such a funny guy.What was he so gloating about?For some reason I associate him with a cross between dried grapes and shrivelled Badam.Eyes must be playing tricks.
A call comes that the Boss will not be coming today. And the funnyface says "Jolly good" and again that irritating gloating smile.I think he's hell bent on becoming my punching bag.Then the whole office celebrates like they suddenly remembered it is Diwali and they forgot to wish each other. Very silly very artificial especially two silly females in business suits embracing each other and shaking hands.And Amma is bewildered. I was so happy because I thought this boss guys is somebody formidable and is going to teach Amma a lesson or two and was rubbing my hands in anticipation that it would be cool to see a khadoos guy for a change now that my Munna is become all sober and a pitiable doormat. But surprize! Rain Mata walks in in the guise of a dripping guy; water water everywhere yuck!The office's all messy!.But must say smart piece of transfiguration this haan! The whole office is speechless and even has a look of dread?Maybe because they know what's going to follow.
The boss guycooly removes pieces of his clothing one by one and because of his idiocy my grandmom nearly sent me out of the house! Boss removes his first article of clothing grandmom screams that this guy is removing his dress and glares at me. Next article and another glare and more screaming that he is going to remove all his clothes!I was like Lady!He is not my husband! This is Indian television and moreover even if he did a strip tease how is it my fault? But thankfully he displayed just a bit of a marvellous chest and donned a new shirt. Thank God but what's with this half nunga punga business these days?Men must be a very insecure lot or why else does every Tom Dick and Harry so anxious for skin display? I personaly feel that only a wife has the sole right toknow what aman looks like w/o his clothes. But men are probably doing social service ki bechaari kunwari despo ladkiyon aur desperate housewives ko thoda excitement chaka den! No thank you dears. I'd rather you trust our imagination power and I hope to God that Munna will not indulge in such indecency. That will be the death of me.Imagine Munna walking in to his office all wet and shedding of his clothes one by one,coolly sipping a glass of juice and then encouraging his staff to continue enjoying! Lord!
Maybe Mayi might borrow the idea from MT's RM!Imagine munna with just a sehra on his head and a glass of juice in his hand and him smiling that killer smile of his!
Hey Taru fancy yourself Gypsy Rose Lee? I daresay you are not bad but such an atrocity in KS seems out of place and what was the point of this whole drama? He is no tyrant and he seems to be cool. Then why that absurd reaction from the staff?And looks like they are used to his eccentric behaviour because as soon as he enters, sb is ready with his juice and anew shirt. So this guy has a wardrobe in his office too, for a rainy day?So funny and silly. A new entry that too hot Pawan Shankar and looks like he's going to have a hefty role at least for sometime and they mess it up big time. Hoping at least hereafter they will handle his role well.
BTW congrats Aditi!Mayi has stolen your Traun.Sue her!
Taru Lee thinks Amma was embarassed to see him changing in front of the bhari lobby! https://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif">Ye le aur ek idiot shamil ho gaya 'Kahani idiots ki -Kasamh Se' serial me! Which female or even male for that matter will not be emabarrased by your novel feat? My love, grow up! Heck you are a grown up man and if you have gotten yourself wet(God only knows how!) then you change inside your bathroom not in front of your office staff and clients! And are you blind too? Amma was not in the least embarassed. She in fact looked amused and hey was she secretly drawing a compariosn and mocking at your deficiency in the beefy chest department?!! Lord spare me! Aur ek insaaf aur sachchayi ka lauta beta aa gaya! Hai Eesh!Amma ke lectures kam the kya ab baap ko bhi yahan ana tha? I am sure we have some lectures coming our way on justice and how it is more important than money blah blah blah. Bhashanwanti and bhashanwant are going to love each other and discover they have so much in common! Ouch chhota Munna I pity you. How many more lectures how many more bhashans stinking of hypocrisy and moronness has to be endured by you! Poor thing. Taru Lee has discovered a rare fire in Amma! I was rolling on the ground with laughter! See what I said that Amma and Lee are going to love each other?Lagtha hai donon mele me bichde hue bhai behen hain!Maybe Papa Dixit's guilty past!
Lee's striptease and Amma seems impressed.Just a glance at Amma and Lee can already read her janam kundli!Chhota Munna, you have avery perceptive Mamu!
The Walia mansion is busy preparing for Taru's welcome. I thought it was very insensitive of them to be making Laddos and stuff. And what happened to Mausi's mission of bringing her Munna and his Bahu together? She goes to meet her Bahu now when it is too late? I don't wantto dwell on that scene much because the performance there was so below par and so boring. Prachi Desai, you really need to buck up on your acting. You were good in the confrontation scene but not here. There was something missing. You hardly looked like a woman who was forced to go against her husband and hurt a woman who is like amother to you. Mausiji wonders if her bahu has actually changed?Nah Mausiji you needn't worry. She is kutte ki dum.Kabhi change ho hi nahin sakthi! The Waias are jubilant but me Munna poor darling is sulking away and everybody seems to be blind to his pain.Aww my poor baby. Enter Tarun. Gosh this guy!Such an eye candy. I wonder from where Mayi gets her supply of men?So ravishing! Now for the proof that Pawan needs to wok hard to get this role right.Observe him carefully;especially his hands when he is with Dadi.-dancing with her, giving her a fiver-his hand movements are not certain,some hesitation and that bindas behaviour looks a bit forced but I'm sure a good actor like Pawan Shankar will get in to the mould pretty fast. He hugs my Munna and recieves a lukewarm hug and smiles. And that banter betweemn Aditya,Taru Lee and Jiggu Kitty had me thinking that Jiggu and Lee will make agood pair, na?So when Aditya is proved guilty of trying to murder Munna, Jiggu will not be left alone! But hey what's this?Munna Lee,Jiggu and Adityawere in college together?Just like Sahil and Rano inspite of age difference are studying in the same class?Well! Mayi ki jai ho! But Taru and Munna-same age?No way-utterly unbelievable.Even Aditya looksolder than Taru. Whatever. But I thought the whole scene looked very artificial. One good thing is that Munna has a new ally who can be trusted and a great eye candy.Some beauty never hurt anybody! Ram just rocked in this scene. Every smile took so much of effort. He looked like he was attending his own funeral and playing a host and pretending everything was okay was so difficult.Well done Ram. I am glad that there is no bitterness in Munna.He is incredibly hurt but thankfully Amma's piercing words didn't turn him in to a devil.
The less said about Amma the better. Lady out of Pushy's kennel in to Munna's tabela!You are freaking me silly.If Pia cannot stay with her jiju then you too cannot with your jiju.Gosh woman!How can you prefer that narrow kennel to a spacious tabela?
What was she doing in that scene with Pia Canine? She was Pushkar was hurt swaha!~Pushkar was crying like a bachacha swaha!~Pushkar wa destroyed by you swaha!~Pushkar's breaking down hurt me so much swaha!Gosh Amma! I thinks you must replace Amitabh bachchan in that Boroplus ad ASAP! You moron why couldn't you have mentoned who your love was?O I forgot you will call yourself Mrs.Walia but will leave the father's anme blank-will go about saying Munna's Biwi but will not open your dirty mouth and say you love him!And that moron will crey in front of Muasiji that he loves you but when with you he will utter sheer crap!Go on with you duffers. Learn sth from Anu and MT's frogfaced boyfriend.They are the perfect couple so far! And that Pia! Hai eesh wish Osama Bin Laden kidnaps Pia.Ek theer do nishana. The world and KS will be better off as the two will keep each other busy! Now this moron queen will try and hook her Di with her husband.This reminds me of the proverb'God save me from my friends.I'll take care of my enemies!' Taru Lee plaesae fall for Pia and vice-versa or at least keep hera way from my Munna and Amma. Pia don't you dare try your hand at match-making.And for once do something right.I am getting bored to death of your sister's bhashans.Enter the bhagoda pup of Walia mansion.[img]https://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif[/img]Lord again the streetdogsfight.Pushy leave the snarling and gritting teeth and shouting to Munna. You stick to bodyguarding Amma 24/7.BTW how come you had the good sense to not accompany Amma on her visit to Lee's office? O love you mised such a shandar striptease performance!
Red cards to:
1. Sandy Bhalu. No reason.I just despise that guy.
2. Pia.You deserve a bag of chappals and jhadus too.
3. Pushkar.Gosh guy go get a life!
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Yellow cards to:
1. Taru Lee. Next time you striptease I'll hand you ared card.
2. Amma.You are impressed Lee's entry?YuckWhat taste!
3. Mausiji.Bhulakkadji what happened to your plan of getting Munna and Amma together?Busy dancing?
4.Amma again.What's this Pushkar ki rat laga rahi hai!
Golden Ball to
1. Ram.Good acting.
Raaga's last words:
Overall a boring episode but it has kindled a new hope for us JBites. The new entry am sorry to say kuch jama nahin. KS has been so depressing for wuite sometime now. I thought the new entry should have brught a lot of excitement.But somehow Taru Lee didn't excite me at all.He is too bindaas talks too much overfamiliar with the whole of the walai amnsion-don't know maybe I'm used to seeing him as the dignified and quiet Siddhant that I am not able to relate to his playing this loud character.But Mayi has chosen well. Again the contrast that KS specialises in. Munna and Taru are a great contrast to each other in every respect. But they share a lot of similarities too.Both are principled and both seem to be basically good guys and themost common thing between them is Amma! Right now Taru Lee seems to be a very positive character who might help breach the gap between JB. It does seem that he might fall for Amma but I think not.Especially now that my Munna has told him that his prospective client is his wife.Wow Munna!I am so proud of you!My little fatso you have grown so sensible so mature;you are doing the right things saying the right things-here's s huge hug from me to you!Keep it up!If you look closely KS is modelled on KTH but unlike KTH KS has managed to remain different and though it has given us plenty of heart attacks it has not majorly disappointed us so far even though it has been springing surprises our way at every turn.I am hoping that Taru will turn out to be a surprise package. Maybe he and munna will fool Amma in to thinking that Taru is with her or maybe Taru will go against his friend and side with Amma after she confides in him about the reasoning behind the divorce.That will be interesting. I hope Mayi will make good use of Pawan Shankar's talent and not make a cartoon of his character.he rocks in court scenes.I am looking forward to see him in a court scene. The scene between the two friends was good.Both the actors did a good job.Ram was the best of course. It was a punishment for Munna trying to upkeep social niceties when he would have preferred sitting in his room,staring at his wife's photo and moping. The contrast between the two was obvious. As also the irony in their names.Munna's name is Jai.Right now he is a defeated man.Jai ka J tak uske zindagime nahin hai.Tarun means agreat moment.Is this symbolic?Does this mean Tarun has come as agreat moment in the lives of JB?Expecially in the life of Munna?I hope an dthink so. BTW I was wondering what will the rest of the Walia household address TaruLee as, considering him and mUnna are supposed to be of the same age?
I love Trau lee for two reasons.One;he looks like adream. Two;he has some soft corner for Munna!Pay attention to his fac
ial expressions when he describes Munna's assets-bhari awaz,quiet nature and how girls fell for him!Something there haan!Just kidding. This shows that he understands Munna perfectly. And looks like he and munna share a good friendship.See Munna didn't even hesitate to tell him it as his wife's case.So maybe he will confide in Taru and then Balle Balle for us despos.As for Amma's strange behaviour I cannot comment because I have missed those weposdes inclucing the drama during the Teej Party.So unfortunately Amma I spare you the jhadus and gunshots.But I grudgingly have to say this that Amma, I am proud of you!
I was so busy had no time to read the updates even. But from the few posts I have read, look like Amma is Mother Teresa and Sati Savirti all rolled in to one. I haven't watched yesterday's vid nor have I read the update but just caught a bit of the confrontation scene between the legendary idiots of KS. O lord Munna me Munna! One look at me Munna; my aqua Purush Gosh! He looked so Hot! And I was just flat-lord did you use special effects on him alone?Gosh I am just flat!But before that, a few words in Amma's honor Hia Eesh-does this woman suffer from personaliy disorders? Kabhi biwi kabhi jasoos kabhi mental kabhi moron kabhi martyr tho kabhi god only knows what. Why can't she just be an achchi biwi and and for once be a selfish pig like Pia and take absolute care of herself and leave her capable husband to tackle tricky customers like Swamiji and Jiggu Kitty? Unfortunately I couldn't catch the dialogues properly.My little cousin was screaming like a banshee. But did I hear her say something like she is carrying the baby because she is past the abortion stage? And some nonsense about Sindoor and Mangalsutra? I don't know whether to be proud of her or be mad at her. Because this just shows that the dame loves her husband beyond any doubt and has put their entire future at risk just for his sake. This is very touching and just this one gesture and I guess I will have to forgive her for all her past moronness. But nevertheless cannot help being plain frustrated and angry at her because she doesn't need this you know. Munna doesn't need this. Their relationship doesn't need this. I am sure there must be a much simpler and less risky way of achieving what ever Amma is trying to achieve. But in all fairness, I must say that amma has made me proud. My Munna is in safe hands but Amma has not taken in to account the side effects that may arise from her exercise that may be the death of her, her husband her loved ones, their baby. The question here is what is it that she is trying to do?Protect Munna yes that she is doing. It is obvious. But how? Is she banking on her belief in her husband that he will not agree to the divorce and thus buying time so she can checkmate Swamiji's vicious plans for ever? Or does she mean for the divorce to go through because by some perverted reasoning that's the only way the Walia Empire can be saved? Lord I hope not. But her coldness, her biting dialogues especially her pronouncing their night together was a mistake does indicate that she wants to hurt Munna so much, earn his and his family's hatred so that he will agree for the divorce? I sincerely hope not. I think it is the latter plan. Buying time so that she can hatch out a plan to counter Swamiji and his mom. But the sindoorless mangalsutraless act and the cold money hungry behaviour-why?For what? Is she trying to convince somebody that this is not an act but real so that 'that somebody' will not be on their guard and will not act as an obstacle to her plan?She is risking her husband's love, her family's vishwas in her,her entire future. And also Amma is being extra cautious and not spilling any of it not even to Rano.So something Big must be at stake. The Walia property? I know it's easy to say that it is not worth hurting Munna and his people who love you for the sake of money. But Bani has seen her family short of nothing. She cannot allow she cannot see she cannot even imagine the great mighty Jai Walia working as an office boy and living in a one bedroom apartment, especially when she thinks it is in her power to avert this calamity. She cannot possibly know that she will be linked up with Pushy. In a way she is being selfish for once in her life. Right now she is thinking only about her husband's welfare. I am sure she hasn't thought about how this will affect Rano or Pia who are living on her husband's mercies. I love that.But I don't like the way she is going about.Highly dangerous. I am sure she is going to lose the baby. In away I am not averse to that.Prachi Desai is too young and too inexperienced to play amother and it's obvious that she is highly uncomfortable with the role. The last time she fakes pregnancy for Anu's sake, there was an article according to which it was Ashwini who convinced her to go ahead. So it's better this track ends so Prachi can be back in her form.Also I think that this baby is too early.And this is the only way Mayi can torture us further. I am sure the days ahead are going to be nothing short of hell. Serious misunderstandings regarding Pushy and Amma and now that creature with the IQ of a lipstiack is going to try and hook her sister with her wastrel husband.Lord! see what I said this seial should be renamed as Kahani idiots ki-kasamh se!Really these people-how do they manage to grow or drop a brain at precisely the wrong moment is beyond my meanest understanding. Special gift from the lord I guess.Rano blurting the Pushu Bani connection was not a surprise at all. I have been expecting it for sometime. I had thought that the truth that bani once loved Pushy would come out in front of the whole party. But now I get Mayi's plan. The half baked truth will become known to the wrong parties at regular intervals so the poison will spread slowly but surely. So many little incidents like Pushy saving his 'friend' from the fire, then his name on the hospital register as Bani's child's father and now his behaving like he is her shadow-Munna is going to get all the wrong signals and I am sure Bani is going to have to pay heavily.I feel very sorry for her.She is putting her whole life at stake. And bot ways she is the loser.But this doesn't mean that I will stop Amma bashing!
But I think that Amma is protecting something more dear than Walia property:Munna's LIFE!I think she has somehow hit upon the murder plot against Munna and don't ask me how but this divorce is going to save Munna's life.That will be nice and a good way of redemption for Amma.Whatever I hope KS stops being such a sob story and Munna comes back in his form;not the nasty wala form but me Munna;The attitude wala.The sexy screaming Munna'Goddammit"Gosh I miss that from him!I miss my roaring Sheru.Aww me Munna kahan chup gaye ho?Come back soon.
And what's the Walia mansion?Bhoot bunglow or did Asimov design it?Gosh me Lord are there really different grihs for different activities for different members of the house? I don't know about rich people but if was stinking rich I am sure I wouldn't want to change my rooms and furniture at the drop of a hat.One day my bedroom is pink in color the other day a musty yellow one day my sofa is orange the other day it is crimson white?And what's more the changes seem to be proportional to the mood of the Munna!And really they limit!I cannot believe that the Walia mansion cannot afford a few thousands meteres of cloth for its master? Munna has just one night gown?Ridiculous!I'd like to see me Munna in a kinky polka dot night gown!
Whatever I hope Taru Lee is a messiah and hope Pia falls for him flat and the PR mystery and the Munna attack mytery is solved!I so don't want to quit watching KS and me Munna.But everyday it's getting increasingly difficult to keep the faith.Sangita Di, if this the way the two morons are going to behave, then lord I think we better take back our cases and go back to Munna drooling!đ
O loves!I missed you all soo much!So glad to be back.đ¤
Well loves that's it from me now!I have got to rush. I just hope that Taru Lee has something better to offer than his bare chest!
A reminder again that the update might get delayed today.Bear with me.
Cheerio!See you tonight!
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