I have been watching early episodes of KS and saw masi's entry...kya entry thi...masi her eyes glaring, clutching statue of Laxmi...anyway...I like the kind of happy, funny moments of masi and dadi...so am doing a story around her...of course situation will be changed from what they were in KS...please leave comments to say if I should continue...
Billo Masi
"Arre koi hai? Kahan gaye sab?" Billo stormed in to the Walia mansion in her usual fashion.
"Aree masi, namaste'aap aa gaye." Tony beamed a smile at masi.
"Tony'kahaan hai munna? Ghar mei koi hai ke nahi?"
Just then dadi came toddling out of her room, "Aree Billo, meri jaan'kabh ayee'ek phone bhi nahin kiya'achanak aa gayi."
Billo's face broke into a huge smile, "Biji'kyun mei phone karu'mera ghar toh hai'" She hugged dadi. "Par'kahaan hai sablog'"
Dadi's face fell, "mujhe nahi pata'sab pagal ho gaye hai'yeh teri Jigyasa toh dakan hai'lagta hai isse gaon mei lei jawoon aur koi hakim ke paas lei jawoon'uska bhoot nikal ne."
Billo laughed, "aree biji..kya kiya meri Jigyasa ne?"
"Mujhe nahi pooch'tera munna ko pooch'ek number ka gadha hai who bhi."
Billo laughed even more. "Chal'baith meri saath'kitni sari'ghup shup karni hai teri saath. Tony'dadi aur meri liye chai lei aa'"
The study door opens and Jai Walia comes out, a little sozzeled from the scoth he had consumed. He stops in his track as he hears masi's voice.
"Masi! Welcome'welcome'" he slurs loudly.
Billo glares at Jai. "Kya welcome'kahaan mar para tha'mujhe ek ghanta ho gaya'iss ghar ki undar anae pe."
Jai carefully walks over, He runs his hand through his hair, his face petulant, "Sorry masi'woh..you know'busy tha kaam mei."
Billo can smell alcohol. Now she looks mad, "Kaam tha'sach bol daru pi raha tha na'"
Jai shooks his head vehemently, feeling dizzy in the process, "Sach masi'cross my heart'"
"Never mind cross my heart'mera naak jooth nahi bolta'daru ki smell pehchanti hoon."
Then suddenly remembering, "Aree'meri bahu kahaan hai? Chal mei uski bhi khabar loon, kyun tujhe permission di'daru peene ki'" and then turning to dadi, "Arree biji..bahu ko bhi daru peene ki aadat hai kya?"
Dadi shakes her head, "Nahi'billo...who toh sachi soni kudi hai'par'kya kare."
Billo now anxious, "biji kya hua'aisa kyun boli jaa rahi hai'"
Dadi stays mum. Billo looks at Jai, "Munna'kahaan hai meri bahu? Saach bata'kuch kiya tune usko'mujhe pata hai'tujhe gussa zyaada aata hai'par abhi control karna sikh zara. Bola usko'mei bath karungi'meri zaroor sunegi who."
Jai looks pissed off for a moment and then seeing dadi shake her head, he recovers a bit, "Masi mujhe nahi pata'woh..woh'bahaar gayi hai'uski choti behen ki saath'pata nahi kab ayegi."
Billo looks a little relieved. "Koi baat nahi mei intezar karungi."
TBC'