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Hallo haalo haalo,
Excuze me fur me difficulto Ingleesh. Me from ze Indi desh.....no guud educatshun, no gud job, no guud nothin.... ze tryin to learno Eengish, it turn out ze spaghetti de 20 languagez... n me zu pea brained.... ze me dinkin dumpin broadway n start pea kompany.......money counts....tips not enuf.... ๐ ๐ zeems odor pee-pull here lik me mite join.....madhouse prize....join ze enterprize ....... OK OK OK enuf talkin, down to buzinezz.........
Mistur RAM - Clazz 4 Employee - Currently Accountand de Kapoor Empire
Mistur "Advanced Guy" - Clazz zero - Currently smokin dad money
Souten de zatellite reconnaissance
Fast carz
Fast Carz - Inzide view. Ze carz zo fast, ze ignition keyz no come out - soldered fur speed - guaranteed FART wid souten behind wheelz.
Fart in progrezz (top view)
ZE FART (rear view) - Oooh me got - eh ze beeg fart - whaad - silencer not fitted in ze rite place. Probable cauz - ze too much laughin out of ze rear. (Ekskuze me!) dangerouso - ze rear mite not survive for oder important thingz. Statutory warnin - fast carz no gud for health (and too mucho laughin is not guud for ze rear.....)
Ze doc - Last noteworthy performanz - Ze Baby Vanishez..... wid de fart. Doc face tell me ze tip haz finally arrived. No guud, rupee appreciatin, not guud money - Doc, may be muv businezz to dash a-la bang. Pluz hu knowz, patronz mite double ze tip wid luv......... Ahem....eh ze patronz lik Nikhila of courz.... anyway....
.....Finally Mistur SHIV "The Miracle" KAPOOR - Last noteworthy performanz - Ze brain vanishez - wid de fart, of course..... - Ze zeen here in coma....outzide ze vanishin center.... Diagnoziz - Intracranial fartotoma - ze skull waz expozed tu fart for tuu long.... skull fully filled wid ze fart from inzide....ze fart iz puttin tuu mucho pressure on ze skull..... diastolic fart prezzure way off ze scale.... skull barely holdin.......no need tu tell whose fart tho..... ๐คข ...... Prognoziz - not guud - lifelon farty face kondition.... ๐คข Muv to UK mann, get free treatment.... n free conzultation from ze fart expertz ........