My Apologies (KAA PLE READ)

My Apologies -------I AM SORRY!!!------------

First of all I would like to apologies for my behaviour this past few days I have been adding my wit to some of the posts. Sorry Pippa and anyone else I have offended!

I would like to apologies to the all blondes I have offended by comparing them to Gauri seriously you guys are bright!

I have no excuse for my behaviour and I am sorry…but what I'm supposed to do as I am surrounded by Geeky IT engineers all day who are as sexy and humours as the paint on the wall!….They need assistance to find there way out of a paper bag and instruction on how to run a bath…..SERIOUSLY they make Gauri look like a genius!!

The photo of Batman on my desk keeps me sane…….But when I log onto the KAA forum…I just go crazy…..

Once again I am sorry for hijacking anyone posts…..

On another note I have now been happily married for 9 months now and have been advised of the following by Iffat and Vivaviva that Gauri may of "ate two bananas that were joined together.. so myth has it, if you do that, you will carry twins..."

So far I'm on my 3^rd banana this morning!! Wish me luck!! I will keep you posted….. on my new Banana experiment…..😳

May be a good idea to go near a river…but Batman knows I can swim!!! Any suggestions guys?????…. 😕

I am so feeling broody…as everyone around me at telling me that they are pregnant!!!……So far I have counter 5 people…….excluding ditsy Gauri……😳😳😳

KAT on my 4th banana!!

😉

you need this one and you need to send your kundali to Guru...hey you forgot to apologise to people with blond highlights aheem *coughs* me.....

should you decide to jump in the river, make sure the water only reaches your knees and don't struggle.... keep on eating those bananas..... and make sure you visit Ekta's New clinic.. she will sort u out huni.......fully clothed.. if u know what i mean😉

😆

p.s i am an IT developer too and so is sareeta.. thanks babes for callin us geeks....

Originally posted by: Catwoman

On another note I have now been happily married for 9 months now and have been advised of the following by Iffat and Vivaviva that Gauri may of "ate two bananas that were joined together.. so myth has it, if you do that, you will carry twins..."

So far I'm on my 3^rd banana this morning!! Wish me luck!! I will keep you posted….. on my new Banana experiment…..😳

May be a good idea to go near a river…but Batman knows I can swim!!! Any suggestions guys?????…. 😕

I am so feeling broody…as everyone around me at telling me that they are pregnant!!!……So far I have counter 5 people…….excluding ditsy Gauri……😳😳😳

KAT on my 4th banana!!

😉

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i cnt believe u r eating those bananas.....😆
even i have heard abt this myth
my mom never let me eat those..she always take them away..never let me eat a single 1 of them😕
mayb this myth is true..think im this far away n these ppl also believe in the same thing
so who knws mayb u might get lucky Kat.. u test n let us knw😉
when u r having twins let us knw..we can start picking names😛 we will make sure that those names r hilarious jst like u
btw..i love all the post u made here so far...... those r the best way to lighten up my mood...for once i can forget all the stress n laugh like hell
thanx for that
n thanx to u n your partners in crime this place is my fav place.....

Originally posted by: hansam

you need this one and you need to send your kundali to Guru...hey you forgot to apologise to people with blond highlights aheem *coughs* me.....

should you decide to jump in the river, make sure the water only reaches your knees and don't struggle.... keep on eating those bananas..... and make sure you visit Ekta's New clinic.. she will sort u out huni.......fully clothed.. if u know what i mean😉

😆

p.s i am an IT developer too and so is sareeta.. thanks babes for callin us geeks....

AGAIN i am sorry to all IT developer!!!......What i meant was hardware engineers you know the ones how bend over and show there hairy bums....🤢

Sorry to people with blond highlights.....Iffat

Sorry Mum!......

Sorry to men with hairy bumms.....

SORRY!!!!

On my 9th banana!!!.......GOING MAD NEED HELP!!!!

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i cnt believe u r eating those bananas.....😆
even i have heard abt this myth
my mom never let me eat those..she always take them away..never let me eat a single 1 of them😕
mayb this myth is true..think im this far away n these ppl also believe in the same thing
so who knws mayb u might get lucky Kat.. u test n let us knw😉
when u r having twins let us knw..we can start picking names😛 we will make sure that those names r hilarious jst like u
btw..i love all the post u made here so far...... those r the best way to lighten up my mood...for once i can forget all the stress n laugh like hell
thanx for that
n thanx to u n your partners in crime this place is my fav place.....

My mum would be proud of me eating bananas !!!

Names??? i would not trust you guys you may come up with kitty, cat girl, bat boy or even penguin!!! Banana boy????

you forgot to say sorry to ebay...you have violated their banana.. rights.......

Hey kat, sing a long babes while you eat ur bananas:-

Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me
say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

😆

Come, Mister
tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan'go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Lift six
foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me
wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say
day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me
say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me
wan' go home

A beautiful bunch o' ripe
banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the
deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

My mouth is full of lovely bananas i cant sing so i am humming instead......hmmm mmm mmmmm!!!

dnt eat that much of bananas... 😛

hw did u guess that we would come up with names like that?????? 😆

Originally posted by: ash9

dnt eat that much of bananas... 😛

hw did u guess that we would come up with names like that?????? 😆

You guys are nutty then me!!!......Running out of bananas need to go to ASDA!!!

No Akela jokes please!!!😆😆

Apologies accepted. Nice of you to put up this post.
I admit I was a bit annoyed by the replies which had nothing to do with my post. But I wasn't pinpointing you...didn't even realise that the blonde ref came from u! HAd to go back and read them again.
Cheers,
Pippa