Kaali Billi!

Ek tha raja, ek thi rani...

Kahaani hui hai , badi puraani...

Ab tho har or sunne ko mile...

Ek ghisi piti nayi kahaani...

Jisme na koi raja hai...

Hai to sirf ek abla rani...

Aur ek khatarnaak maharaani!

Ab lo ji sunlo.. without any der..

Yehi kahaani...

New bottle old wine ishtyle..

Ek tortured viewer ki zubaani...

Shiv aur Ipshi ki thi...

Yeh ek prem kahaani...

Jisme haddi bangayi..

Bhaggu ji ki likhi..

Kundali!!

Sunkar kundali ka matter

Mommy dearest tilmila uthi..

Par asal baath tho nikli...

Property hadapne ki chaal uski...

Nikky mommy hai hi itni sadeli..

Ki bali chadaane chali...

Bakri jaisi bholi gauri ki...

Jo maay maay ke siva..

Kabhi kuch bol hi nahin saki...

Par hai baath ye hairaani ki...

Maaay Maaay karti ... Gauri ne..

Chutti kardi sabki..

Shiv , Ippy aur Nikky ki...

Sabse buri phasi tho bechaari Nikky..

Banne chali thi... Maharaani ,

Par ab tho raani banne ke ..

Laayak bhi nahin rahi...

Kyonki Maharaaj Mahen ne..

Dhamki jo di hai use chodne ki...

Once upon a time sherni...

Ab bangayi hai.. bheegi billi...

And Gauri the bheegi billi..

With aashirwaad of Mayya Kaali..

Ab ban gayi.. khatarnaak ...

Avataar Kaaali Billi ki..

Ki ab tho Nikky bhi usse ..

Sambhalkar chalne lagi...

Aur Shiv aur Ippy ki

Prem kahaani...

Gauri aur Shiv ki

Ek raat ki kahaani

Ke baad waise hi..

Tel lene gayi hai!!

Ise kehte hai..

Bheegi Billi turns..

Khatarnaak Kaali Billi!

Ab har kahaani ki hai..

Basic plot yahin...

Bheegi ho ya kaali..

Kahaani tho hai.. hamesha..

Billi ki hi!!!

-Sareeta😆

- For all the ghisa pita hua story lines we viewers have to endure and yet watch and enjoy day after day ... our daily dose of entertainment!!

🤣, oye coder dost! I am on floor, my sides are hurting..

Jo maay maay ke siva.. Kabhi kuch bol hi nahin saki...

Par hai baath ye hairaani ki...Maaay Maaay karti ... Gauri ne.. Chutti kardi sabki..Shiv , Ippy aur Nikky ki...

👏 👏 suno I think we should give up coding and just do this.. kya khayal hai....

karam apna apna ne ulta kardiya aapne.. you rock honey!!!🤗

Originally posted by: hansam

🤣, oye coder dost! I am on floor, my sides are hurting..

Jo maay maay ke siva.. Kabhi kuch bol hi nahin saki...

Par hai baath ye hairaani ki...Maaay Maaay karti ... Gauri ne.. Chutti kardi sabki..Shiv , Ippy aur Nikky ki...

👏 👏 suno I think we should give up coding and just do this.. kya khayal hai....

karam apna apna ne ulta kardiya aapne.. you rock honey!!!🤗

Awwwwww!!! Meri haalat kuch aisi hi thi ROFL reading your post and the bewafaaa song!! Ppl here thought I went cuckoo in my head!!

I know yaar, kabhi kabhi coding se yahin behtar lagta hai... kam se kam do shabd likh kar has tho lete hai.. aur waise bhi coding se kabhi kisi ka bhala hua bhala...!!! 😆

I am with you .. bas bolo kab coding chodna hai!!! Main aapke saath hoon!!! Ye saara jahaan aapke saath hai.. I mean computer duniya you see!! 😆

Originally posted by: sareeta

Awwwwww!!! Meri haalat kuch aisi hi thi ROFL reading your post and the bewafaaa song!! Ppl here thought I went cuckoo in my head!!

I know yaar, kabhi kabhi coding se yahin behtar lagta hai... kam se kam do shabd likh kar has tho lete hai.. aur waise bhi coding se kabhi kisi ka bhala hua bhala...!!! 😆

I am with you .. bas bolo kab coding chodna hai!!! Main aapke saath hoon!!! Ye saara jahaan aapke saath hai.. I mean computer duniya you see!! 😆

so true, atleast saab language, sablok par ke has sakhte conversion nahi karna parta aur syntax ka kyal be nahi rakhna parta..

coding me ek comma bhuljao, aafat ki bahar ajati hai..

waise sareeta, tere deemag me SQL server music ka database hai.😉. I was trying to figure out where the song was from..

chaloo kam karo jaan, see u lata xx

I can just imagine Ekta and her team, including the hapless actors sitting around the queen bee, as she relates the story in ur style, Sareeta! What a laugh riot!

🤣 mardala aap ne toh........🤣

iffat i need CPR...amu aur IQ ko bulao plz....emergency....🤣

🤣
hey di..hw come all of sudden u r in comedy mood 😆

Originally posted by: pippa

I can just imagine Ekta and her team, including the hapless actors sitting around the queen bee, as she relates the story in ur style, Sareeta! What a laugh riot!

Someone should make a soap on Ekta and her creative team!! 😆

Originally posted by: nazrinkhan

🤣 mardala aap ne toh........🤣

iffat i need CPR...amu aur IQ ko bulao plz....emergency....🤣

Arre ho!! Koi hai.. Meri Nazzuuu... ko CPR VPR chahiye hai re...!!!! Chal hatt!! Sab naatak haah!!! Tu bhi na!!! Chalo tujhe accha laga.. bas dil khush ho gaya !!!

I was inspired by Iffat's posts yaar... I knew I used to post a lil funny here and there... but this time... it was her psot this time.. I had penned in the morning and befre I posted , I saw hers and ended up rolling on the floor!! 😆 And then finally posted mine!

Sab sangat ka asar hai dekh!! Iffat hi sun rahi hai na aap!! Dekhiye aapke saath kitna accha effect hai ham sab par... !!!!

Aaaj se Iffat ji ka naam Doctarni... Hasi ki Dawaa jo deti hai ham sab gham ke maaron ko!!! 😆

Originally posted by: sareeta

Arre ho!! Koi hai.. Meri Nazzuuu... ko CPR VPR chahiye hai re...!!!! Chal hatt!! Sab naatak haah!!! Tu bhi na!!! Chalo tujhe accha laga.. bas dil khush ho gaya !!!

I was inspired by Iffat's posts yaar... I knew I used to post a lil funny here and there... but this time... it was her psot this time.. I had penned in the morning and befre I posted , I saw hers and ended up rolling on the floor!! 😆 And then finally posted mine!

Sab sangat ka asar hai dekh!! Iffat hi sun rahi hai na aap!! Dekhiye aapke saath kitna accha effect hai ham sab par... !!!!

Aaaj se Iffat ji ka naam Doctarni... Hasi ki Dawaa jo deti hai ham sab gham ke maaron ko!!! 😆

are choro! naz! ko sirf Mcsteamy ka attention chahiye..is liye ye saab natak karahi he..Mcsteamy ko dekh ke sabh ki halat aise hojati..

waise sareeta apka jawaab mei "dukh ki kehani me de chuki hu"......

as for effect; yeh chand lafzo aapke liye..:

Main shaayar to nahin, magar ae Sareeta
Jab se aye hu, ye forum pe
Mujhko Dosti aa gayi

oh god! i am going to pray..instead of sitting and yapping to you...

Naz! ab halat thik hai ke nahi....