thode gappe sappe ho jaye - Page 15

Originally posted by: Mr_Rahul

sb log mujhe badnam krne me kyu tule huye ho?
mujh jesa sidha sada bhola prani kabbhi milega nhi tum sabko dekhne k liye

Originally posted by: kitkat5756

oh bhukkar Sara khana akele hu finish kar de ga kya ?? Kanjoos bhukkar

arre nhi to
aur hai na
sadi me kya baanana hai mujhe se puch lena
mai apni fav khana k list de dunga
jyda nhi hai 100 200 k bich bich me hongi
sb bana dena thikk hai
mai khud test kr k bataunga sahi hai ya galat

Originally posted by: Mr_Rahul

arre nhi to
mai ne kab bhula tujhe
tujhe to mai palko pe betha k rakhta hu
meri gudiya
ab mujhe bhi khanan hai

Haayee rabba.. Bappa aur unke pappa...
Dekh rahe ho naa aap sab log...
Ye khaane k liye kitna jhoot bol teh hai...
Hawww.. Inki stomach par koi vacuum cleaner hai kya ki sab kuch andhar chala jaata hai..
Kuch der pehle hii toh Maggie khaaye teh ab yeh chaayiye...
Bappa aapko bhi thakkar de denge yeh insaan in eating

Originally posted by: Snehasn

Yaa Allah!!! Ab two years konse door hai.. Abhi yoon chale jaayenge... 4g ka Zamaana...

aur ni to kya
phir ye bhi lag jayegi production k dhande me😆😆

Originally posted by: kitkat5756

ya Allah then tu Tera babies ko lekar Mars Chala ja waha jake population increase kar

chala to jau
bs bache kahte hai
papa humhe mosi bhua k sath rahna hai
waha humhe kitkat kon khilayega😆😆 free ki

Originally posted by: manancraze

Sakal to apki v nahi dekhi...aise kaise ladhki de du...😆

arre ek to chand aasman me aur dusra mai hai bas
ab sakal dekh k kya karogi
ye batao
ladki kaha hai
kon hai

Originally posted by: Snehasn

Haayee raam... Name mein hii Gold..
Swarna aap inse door raho you'll be safe...
Saara khuraafti khud karke aap par daal denge ki you're his boss.. Yaani DON...

Besharam kahike... Rahul aapko zaraa sa bhi andaaza nahi hai kya aise jhoot bolne ka nateeja kya honge... Huuh

arre farji
pet bharne k liye eshe jhoot chalte hai
mene to es gold se hi sikha hai ye sab u know gold means DON

Originally posted by: Mr_Rahul

aur ni to kya
phir ye bhi lag jayegi production k dhande me😆😆

Oh hello yeh production stuffs toh for sure honge par my Mr. Is not like you ki ek week mein hii itaaa saara manufacturing unit khol de... Huuhhh... Tab tak toh aapke aur bhi like 100 ho chuke honge

Originally posted by: Snehasn

@ mizuuu...@ aditi...@ Swarna...

Guyss seee... Yeh aadmi.. Sirf luteraa..
Sirf lena jaante hai not denaa...
See yaha par bhi ham logo ko hii lekar aane ko bol rahe hai... Gosshhh... Dishuuu your patidev is so kanjoos...

oye
meri bivi ko bich me mat lao
aur uske liye hi maang raha hu
to wo na kyu bolegi😆😆

Originally posted by: manancraze

😉

Sahi farmaya apne...

Eska bas chale to mujhe gold se copper bana de...😭...jealo boy...😉.

Bohat khusi hui k es jalim duniya me meri dukh baatne wali koi to hain...😳

arre DON mam hamhara bhi dukha batiye na
thoda gold udhar milega
farji ka ghar rakh lo girvi pe
meri pagal dost hai kuch nhi kahegi