1. Jaggs
So I went back to my first time I came on the AT and to my surprise it was you. Yes you were the first one to talk to me. You did Darshan to me. Full on Nepali heart you have
Jaggs-my female crush.
I ENVY YOU
That's all I can say about you. From having sexy figure to a loving husband. You have it all. At times I do feel bad for you when your boss gives you loads of work but then it's okay because he gives you enough breaks as well.
We have so much in common from sharing the same name to loving Monroe and Parle G.
I enjoy being around you as I can blurt out anything in my heart and you don't mind it at all. Yeh you're sweet.
I love your pheels wale lines and one liner. Your live tweeting is a life savior as I am not allowed to watch MTV.*See Kaise yeh yaariyan ppl I take so much pain to watch and when you give me bad episodes..*
Oh sorry...Back to you...
I love your husband. I just love him and I will never forgive you for sending me your husbands pic with you tagged along. How mean are you??
Err...Can we just talk about your husband and his sweet nature?
I mean like he cooks for you, he plays music, he loves you and he watches KYY with you and to top it all he takes you to have ice cream just because your mood is off as the episode was bad. How cute is he??I LOVE HIM BAS...And please tell that to him.
I love you being a DQ coz even I am one. You are a mean umm...err yeah sweet lady. And you are a lawyer. Full on tashan you have...All in all you are a LADY
Just ending my rant to you.
I looou your husband and yeah you too...So are happy...
Now don't start off with your jhoote khushi ke aasoo...Kay...For the DQ you are
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2. Genie
Genu...My investment banker...Woman youu have brains...A lot of brains
I love how you are so optimistic. So optimistic, sometimes I wonder how you're not a Sagittarian. Like your optimistic pheels are overflowing...Like my Pani Pheels
What is there to not like about you? You are the only person in MaNan AT who is sweet apart from Vaishu. You stay in London, you have visited Greece. You have beautiful eyes. Your eyes man...
And you earn so much...Now don't lie ...I know investment bankers earn a lot...I have watched Student of the Year...Remember Sid be my lou...How he comes at the end with Alia in a biiig car...And he was an Investment banker okay...SO YOU EARN A LOT BAS
I don't remember how we interacted first but I remember me being a DQ as always posting that you were ignoring me and you posted an individual hug for me. Something which you don't do so often nowadays. I know joo don't love me anymore...But its kay...Coz you be aladian ka chirag for me...You give me HOPES...Now you understand how much important youare for me...
You give Pani to me sinking HOPES about the epi...If I don't like the epi, I start loving it by the end of the night because I read your log long essay. Trust me I love them. I can never ever write like you.
I always have one complaint from you though that you did not take me in your harem.
But you are too cute. And I always thought that you are married. Don't know you always gave me that vibes. Now don't ask me why?
Genie Maa
I love joo...Dil se...Humesha
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3. Shelly
You understand me like nobody does. And shit dude we share the same name ...My parents should have kept me name something else...SO common
However I love this new username you have on IF...Lilith...If you have kept the name after the mythhological Hebrew figure then a big hugs to you...I love it
Okay back to you...You keep my Man Shad pheels alive...I love them and was the happiest when Abishek came back...I had so hated it when his track was ended pathetically just because it had to...
Again bhatak gayi...Now completely to you
Sometimes I wonder how you are a Bengali. Coz you are not the sweetest person I have ever met. Initially I was scared talking to you. I had always loved like a maniac outside my exam hall reading you're fabulous after episodes post but I was scared. Literally scared. But now I realize joo be a kameeni like me only.
You are damn sexy and I love it that you have a dog. And to top it all, your dog's name is PRONGS...
James and Sirius...Hayee...You give me so many pheels all at once...
I know you must be mad at me for not commenting on your work but then
Zindagi ne kiya haseen sitam...Nahi it was not haseen
Bohut buri tarike se phasi hu...
Impatiently wait for my comment...I will pakka unres the next time you update the FF...
Coz I love your writing and I love you also...You may not believe me but yea I do...
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4. Geet
Geeet...My first reaction to your name was Kareena Kapoor's name on Jab We MET
Then I came to know your name was Geetakshi...I was like WOW...That's a really nice name...I even googled to find what your name meant but I could not...SO please tell me hwhat your name means?
I am not a poem person. But you write that pretty well. Not well it's amazing. Also I need to confess it intrigues me because I don't understand the hidden meaning of your poems...And your a feminist (I did not know; I just read it on the AT)
SO one day you will need to explain me about this because I have heard so much on this topic that now I am confused whether I should be one or not.
If that is you on your twitter DP then you are cute too...In fact you look cute with that fringes on you.
I will never understand what things led to another between you and Vaishu on the phone...All I can understand is PHONE SAAAXXX...
Although we have not been able to talk so much you seem to be a nice girl who likes Man Shad as well...So I like you indirectly...
Please take this letter as a hint that I want to talk to you more.
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5. Aditi
I am taking the most pain to wrtie your letter because I know bad english makes you angry.I hope it is up to your name flameofrose because I don't want to face your hatred.
Sruprisingly we first interacted on fb about the Delhi gang rape video.And we both were staying away from the AT for similar reason.We did not want to spoil the AT environmetn as the rapist had irked us so much.Also we both were facing wrath of exams.
ONe of the things I love about you is the way you italicise all your post.OKy I know it's not something to love but well I do so stop laughing.
You don't know but I have stalked your fb account pretty well.I love stalking you.No no..I have no bad intentions .
The specs look really good on you. And you look too good in a sari. Like really good
I fan girl over your writing. You write so well. Sometimes I wish if I could write even 1% like you...You are awesome when it comes to writing.
I still don't understand your username though, so someday please take your time out to explain me that.
Also we have a long impending conversation about the ass rapist. Someday very soon okay coz now I need to concentrate back on studying .Lucky me the boards got postponed. Otherwise imagine me going to give exams on a wheel chair...Shoo...
I so want to talk to you more. You are one girl I want to know more. Like your interests are somewhat similar to me.
Psychology...Sigh
WE NEED TO TALK
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6. Nashi
Kameeni...I HATE YOU SO MUCH...
Just this morning you have pissed me so much...I am not writing any love notes for you coz you were complainng and ranting to me all night long how nobody wrote a hate note for you.SO openly I write to you my hate note.
I HATE YOU...I HATE JOO SO MUCH...JUST GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
You are a traitor. One moment you are saying you love me on fb and then I come to twitter where I find you tweeting Bushy I LOVE JOO...
Like seriously tera I love you is bohut zyada saasta...Kisi ko bhi bol deti hai..
And you are one amazing person I have met.Like you get your PaNi feels in anything...seriously anything...
You are making Dosas and when you come back you are talking about PaNi to me. I so knew it that you would do that but.
I have even made one song for you.
Tu PaNi PaNi karti hai, tu PaNi pe kyun marti hai
EK baat mujhe batla de tu usss rab se kyun nai darti hai
I still did not understand your bharros theory.
Your Hindi sucks. You should go and learn Hindi warna tu mera naam dooba degi.
I hate you so much. You called me mean, kameeni and what not.
You even accused me of blackmailing and showed our conversation to Bushy.
I hate joo.Bas.
I have many doubts in my mind about you. Like at 1 in the night you are thinking about me just before you go to sleep. My ijjat is in grave danger.
Now be happy. I hate you.
And you see Nandini will come running and hug him...You wanna bet on my hope??
P.S. Your anglais sucks like your Hindi
Punches you on your face.
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7. Rubs
My amazing VM maker with an amazing sense of humor. I have so many reasons to love you.
Like the most important one being that you supported me when the whole twitter was against me saying that PP's chaddis were red. Only you stood by me saying it's orange.
And then you love Bengali sweets like me.
Also you were the one to christen me and name me Loqi...*jis naam se I am famous*
You are my dude. But you are not at all sweet. Like you keep on posting food pictures when I am hungry. How mean can you be?
I hate it when you call your Vms bad.I seriously feels like banging your head on the wall coz that you can get some brains and you realize how awesome you are.
Your Vms be like PaNi to me as you know I am always facing drought coz of one reasons or another when it comes to MaNan.
I thought that you are a funny girl but indeed you are so sweet and innocent. You are really strong. And I am proud to have you as my friend. Trust me I am.
Your brain is something I wish to steal. Like you can talk about anything at anytime's our mom was right about you...You are chalta firta ABP news.
You will be cracking jokes but then you will also be listening patiently to my DQ talks. How good are you??
I know you are tensed about your exams but I know you have done pretty well. You will nail it.
And I love joo vary vary much.
Keep being my du-de.And stop changing your name so mcuh.Let me count for names.
Neaty Somethaan..Neaty Pretty..Mrinathedreamer...Mrinialini..RubyDooby..Rubs..RU..Mrina Afra...
Bas Kar..Rehem Kar de mujhepe..I am very bad at remembering names..
How is mum by the way?
Edited by loquacious_me - 10 years ago