CHAHTHEY HAI TUMHE FAN FICTION

CHAHTHEY HAI TUMHE

CHARACTERS

SHARMAS

SURYABAN : OWNS HIS OWN BUISINESS. QUITE SUCESSFUL

GAYATRI : HOUSE WIFE. LOVING WIFE AND A SWEET FRIENDLY MOM

KRIPA : ONLY DAUGHTER OF THE SHARMAS. SWEET LOVING BUBBLY GIRL.FINAL YEAR BACHELORS

KHANNAS

DILIP AND NAINA : BOTH DOCTORS. OWN THEIR OWN HOSPITAL. VERY SWEET LOVING COUPLE

ANAGAD : ONLY SON OF KHANNA'S DOING FINAL YEAR BACHELORS

SHARMAS AND KHANNA ARE CLOSE FRIENDS

SURYABAN AND DILIP ARE CHILDHOOD FRIEND AND BOTH BUILD THEIR HOUSES RIGHT ON FRONT OF EACHOTHER IN THE SAME COLONY

KRIPA AND ANAGAD WERE BOTH BORN ON THE SAME DAY BUT AGAGAD IS FEW HRS OLDER THAN KRIPA. THEY HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THEN. THEY FIGHT BUT THEY ARE STILL BEST FRIENDS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME TO THE OPENING CEREMONY OF OUR JEWELRY STORE. TODAY WE ARE GOING TO ANNOUCE OUR LUCKY WINNERS FOR A BEST COUPLE CONTEST AND WHOEVER WINS WILL BE OUR GUEST OF HONOR FOR TODAY AND ALSO THEY WILL RECEIVE A 100 GRAMS NECKLACE FROM OUR STORE

THE GUY ANNOUCES THE NAME OF THE COUPLE : MR & MRS. ANAGAD KHANNA ( YOU SEE KRIPA IN A PINK SAREE AND ANAGAD IN A BLACK SUIT) THEY WALK IN AND OPEN THE STORE AND RECEIVE THE GIFT.

AFTER FEW MINS THEY WALK OUT OF THE STORE WITH THE GIFT. THEY HAVE SOME OTHER FRIENDS WITH THEM (BOTH GIRLS AND BOYS)

EVERYONE : YAHOOOOOO…WE GOT IT…

VISHAL ( FRIEND) : KRIPA GIVE ME A THE GIFT I WILL FIND OUT HOW MUCH THIS GIFT IS WORTH

KRIPA : OH YEA…..AISA HE…ASK THEM HOW LONG THEY WILL PUT YOU IN THE JAIL

VISHAL : GIVE ME THE NECKLACE

ANAGAD : CHOD DE YAAR….GIVE IT AS A GIFT TO HER

VISHAL : GIFT KAREED KE DETHEY HAI….CHORI KARKE NAHI

KRIPA : EE CHAL….CHUP CHAAP COLLEGE CANTEEN AAO….AND DRINK TEA AND LEAVE

THEY ALL LEAVE

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : LILY…THE COUPLE WHO WON THE CONTEST I HAVE SEEN THAT GIRL SOME WHERE

LILY : HA SIR WHO MR. SHARMA KI BETI HAI

LETS CALL HIM

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : HELLO MR SHARMA HOW ARE YOU

SURYABAN : I AM FINE HOW ARE YOU??

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : RECOGNIZED ME??

SURYABAN : YEA…..SORRY COULDN'T COME TO YOUR OPENING CEREMONY

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : THAT'S OK…..AAPNE APKE BETI AUR DAMAT KO BEJA….MAIN BAHUT KUSH HO GAYA

SURYABAN : KYA ??? DAMAT ?? WHO KAUN HAI

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : SHOCKED

SURYABAN : MERI BETI KI SHAADI NAHI HUI…WHO..BS FINAL YEAR KAR RAHI HAI

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : OH GOD

SURYABAN : DON'T WORRY I WILL FIND OUT AND GIVE YOU A CALL

SURYABAN CALLS GAYATRI AND TELLS HER EVERYTHING

GAYATRI : GOD THESE TWO….LET ME CALL NAINA

GAYATRI CALLS NAINA

NAINA : ACHA….YEH BACHE

NAINA : GOES TO DILIP

DILIP : KYA HUA

NAINA : AAJ MORNING DUS BAJE TUMHARE BETE KI SHAADI HUA

DILIP : KYA….

SHE TELLS HIM EVERYTHING

DILIP CHOD DO YAAR BACHE HAI…

NAINA : BACHE CHOCOLATE KATHEY HAI…AISE CHORI NAHI KARTHEY

THE JEWELRY STORE GUY CALLS BOTH KRIPA AND ANAGAD AND ASKS THEM SOME QUESTIONS WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE IN THE BACK ROOM LISTENING

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : TUMHARI SHAADI KAB HUI??

ANAGAD : JUST 24 HRS PEHLE SIR

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : KYA TUMHARE PARENTS JANTHEY HAI

ANAGAD : YES SIR….PAR UNKO SHAADI PASAND NAHI HAI

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : KYU??

ANAGAD : CASTE FEELING SIR

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : ACHA AUR TUMHARE PAPA

ANAGAD : ISKE PAPA THO AUR BHI TOO MUCH HAI SIR…TUM BOLO

KRIPA : HA SIR….MERE MOM NE HUME SUPPORT KIYA ISKE WAJAH SE…USKO TV PE PEHKE MARE….JAB WHO KAISA YEH PYAR DEKH RAHI THI…MOM KO CHOT PAHUNCHA…..HUMNE UNKO HOSPITAL LEKE GAYE…DOCTOR NE PAISA MANGEY..ISLIYE….CONTEST MAIN HUM AYEE SIR…

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : AUR NECKLACE KA KYA HUA

ANAGAD : DOCTOR KO DE DIYE SIR

KRIPA : AUR DOCTOR NE…NURSE KO DE DIYA

THE PARENST CAN'T HEAR THIS ANYMORE

DILIP : SHUT UP DONO…GOSSIP COLUM KI TARAH BAG BAAG KAR ARHE HO

ANAGAD : DAD AAPP

KRIPA : APP SAB LOG MIL GAYE

SURYABAN : NECKLACE KAHA HAI

ANAGAD TAKES IT OUT OF HIS BAG AND GIVES IT TO THE JEWELRY STORE OWNER

DILIP AND SURYABAN : WE ARE SO SORRY

JEWELRY STORE OWNER : REHANEDO…..BACHE HAI

DILIP : PAR ISKI KEEMAT BADI HAI

JEWELRY STORE OWNER GIVES THEM TWO GOLD RINGS AS GIFTS

ANAGAD AND KRIPA EXCHANGE THE RING BOXES….THEY HAVE A HABIT…WHENEVER THEY GET SOMETHING…THEY GIVE TO EACHOTHER…WHEN THEY GET THE SAME GIFT THEY EXCHANGE

ANAGAD COMING OUT OF HIS HOUSE IN ETHNIC CLOTHES

ANAGAD :HEY BHAGWAN HEY BHAGWAN

GAYATRI : ANGAD TUM?? INTHI SUBAH

ANAGAD : MANDIR JA RAHA HU AUNTY

GAYATRI : LEKIN KYU

ANAGAD : AUNTY EVEN IF WE DON'T GO TO MANDIR ON EXAMS ITS OK BUT ON DAY OF RESULTS WE NEED TO GO TO MANDIR AUNTY…..BADON NE KAHA HAI

GAYATRI : OHHH…AAJ..FIRST SEMESTER RESULTS HAINA…PAR KRIPA THO SO RAHI HAI

ANAGAD : AUNTY…TENSION JINKO HOTHI HAI KO PADTHEY HAI…JO PADTHEY NAHI HAI..UNKO TENSION NAHI HOTI

GAYATRI : HAAA???

AT MANDIR YOU SEE VISHAL ALSO PRAYER

VISHAL : TUM YAHA KISLIYE AAYE HO

ANAGAD : SAME FOR WHAT YOU CAME FOR

VISHAL : MAIN APNE AAP EXAM LIKHA THO ISLIYE TENSION HU…TUMNE THO..KRIPA KA PAPER COPY KIYA NA

ANAGAD : KAAL RAAT USKA TENSION DEKHEY MUJHE TENSION HONE LAGI KI WHO TEK LIKHI HAI KI NAHI

JUST THEN THE PANDIT COMES FOR A AARTI AND JUST AS ANAGAD PUTS HIS HANDS ON IT ITS GOES OFF

ANAGAD IS SHOCKED

ANAGAD CALLS KRIPA

ANAGAD : HEY KRIPA

KRIPA : ANAGAD …KAHA SE??

ANAGAD : GHAR KE PAAS TELEPHONE BOOTH SE…RESULTS KA KYA HUA??

KRIPA : MAIN THO PAAS HO GAYI

ANAGAD : THEN THAT MEANS I PASSED TOO

KRIPA : NAHI….YOU FAILED…TEEK SE COPE KARNA BHI NAHI ATHA USELESS FELLOW…PHONE RAKH

ANAGAD : TEEK HAI…TUMHARE PAAS KUCH PAISE HAI

KRIPA : KYU??

ANAGAD : KYA MAIN STATE FIRST AAAYA HU…PROUD SE GHAR ANNE KE LIYE…PUNE BAGKE…DUS DIN BAATH AAONGA…

DILIP ON THE PARALLEL DILIP : GHAR AAYA THO AUR PAISE DUNGA

ANAGAD : HEY AWAZZ…KAHI SUNI HAI KRIPA

DILIP : TUMHARI BAAP KI HAI

ANAGAD COMES HOME….

DILIP : FIRST SMESTERMAIN HI FAIL THO LAST MAIN KYA HOGA….AJJ SE TUMHARE….WALLET MAIN PAISE CUT….MOTORBIKE MAIN…GAS CUT…AUR CD PLAYER MAIN…BATEERY CUT

KRIPA IS SMILING ON THE SIDE

SURYABAN : YOU DON'T SMILE….YOU JUST PASSED ON BORDERLINE…DON'T FAIL IN LAST SEMESTER..TOMORROW MORNING YOU BOTH ARE GETTING UP AND STUDYING FROM 5 AM

AND THEN THEY LEAVE

ANAGAD IS JUST STANDING

GAYATRI : ANAGAD…DUKHI MAT HO BETA…PIRPADKE PAAS HO JAANA

ANAGAD : AUNTY MAIN DUKHI ISLIYE HU KI MAIN FAIL HUA…MAIN THO DUKH ISLIYE HU KYUKI KRIPA PASS HO GAYI

GAYATRI IS SHOCKED

KRIPA : JERK!!!!

NEXT DAY MORNING…..

ANAGAD AND KRIPA'S ALRAM GOES OFF

ANAGAD AND KRIPA ON SPEAKER PHONE
KRIPA : GOOD MORNING

ANAGAD : GOOD MORNING

KRIPA : UT GAYE KYA

ANAGAD : BAHUT PEHLE…AND BRUSH BHI KAR RAHA HU

KRIPA : OK MR. CLEAN…AAP…KAUNSI TOOTH PASTE SE BRASH KARTHEY HO

ANAGAD : COLGATE GEL

KRIPA : GO TO HELL

ANAGAD : EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

KRIPA : OK OK SORRY….UNCLE AUNTY GOT UP??

ANAGAD : I THINK…WHATS ABOUT AUNTY AND UNCLE

KRIPA : YEA THEY DID…OK OK OK NOW GET UP AND STUDY…DAD AND UNCLE ARE ALREADY OUT FOR JOGGING

AFTER A WHILE…GAYATRI COMES AND WAKES UP KRIPA

GAYATRI : KRIPA GET UP…I THOUGHT YOU GOT UP AND ARE STUDYING…THAT'S WHY I GOT COFFEE FOR YOU

KRIPA : NO MOM…I THOUGHT I SHOULD PAR….SAB MERE EXAMPLE DEKHE ANAGAD KO LECTURE DENGEY ISLIYE…I SLEPT AGAIN

GAYATRI : ISKI KOYI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI….HE IS UP AND STUDYING SINCE LAST HR

KRIPA : DOKHE BASS…HE TOLD ME HE WILL SLEEP UNTIL 8 AM..ABHI DEKHTHI HU

SHE GOES INTO THE BALCONY AND ON THE OPPOSITE BALCONY YOU SEE ANAGAD SITTING ON A CHAIR WITH A BOOK IN HIS HAND AND LOOKING AT DIAGNOLLY OPPOSITE BALCONY

KRIPA : OH GOD ANAGAD ….KYA HUA TUMKO??TUM INTI SUBAH..BOOKS

ANAGAD : MAIN THO PEHLE SE HI PAD RAHA HU

KRIPA : YEH DIALOUGUE MAIN KAHI EK SPELLING MISTAKE HAI…

KRIPA BENTS AND SEES HER NEXT BALCONY….SHE SEES A GIRLS WALKING WITH HER BOOK IN THE HAND AND STUDYING

KRIPA …OHHHHH HOOOO..KAUNSA SUBJECT PAD RAHE HO BETA

ANAGAD : CHEMISTRY

KRIPA : NOT WHAT THAT GIRL IS STUDYING

ANAGAD : WHAT GIRL…

KRIPA : ACHA….

KRIPS SHOUTING….: MUMMY NAINA AUNTY….APKA BETA….BAGAL WALE KAPOOR UNCLE KI BETI PE LINE MAR RAHA HAI

ANAGAD : EEEEEEEYYYYYYYY AND HE GETS UP…JUST THEN A FILMFARE MAGAZINE FALLS FROM HIS BOOK DOWNSTIRS JUST AS HIS DAD IS ENTERING INTO THE HOUSE

ANAGAD : OH GOD MAR GAYE

KRIPA IS LAUGHING

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THANKS GUYS.....THIS S ACUALLY A SOUTH INDAN MOVIE....ITS AWESOME...AND I THINK KRIPA AND ANAGAD LOOK GOOD IN IT...SO TRYING MY BEST

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KRIPA COMES DOWN FOR BREAK FAST

KRIPA : KYA MOM….SAME BREAKFAST…

GAYATRI : AGAR TUMHE NAINA AUNTY KA BREAKFAST KAHA HAI THO JAO…MERE LIYE MERE PATHI HAI…

KRIPA : OH SORRY DAD…FOR UR BREAKFAST I AM GOING

SHE GOES TO ANAGAD HOUSE FOR BREAKFAST

KRIPA : WOW FRENCH TOAST..AUR HAI KYA

ANAGAD : NAHI ABHI KATAM HO GAYA

KRIPA IS SAD

NAINA : USKI BAATON PE VISHWAAS KAR RAHI HO….I KEPT EXTRA JUST FOR YOU SWEETY
KRIPA : THANKS AUNTY AND SHE SITS AND EATS

KRIPA : UNCLE…KYA APKE …GHAR KE LIYE BALCONY…UNTHANA ZAROORI HAI

ANAGAD IS COUGHING

DILIP : KYU TUMHE ACHA NAHI LAGA

KRIPA : NAHI UNCLE MUJHE LAGTHA HAI KI US BALCONY KI WAJAH SE APKA BETA…BIGHAD RAHA HAI…

ANAGAD : INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT PEOPLE'S BACONIES AND LAWNS THINK ABOUT YOURSELF OK

KRIPA : WHAT SHOUD I THINK ABOUT??

ANAGAD : YOUR DRESS

KRIPA : IS KO KYA HUA

ANAGAD : YACK KYA STUPID COLOR HAI

KRIPA : HEY LAST MONTH YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME

ANAGAD : SHOW ROOM MAIN ACHA THA…TUM PAR AISA LAGE GA MUJHE KYA PATA THA

KRIPA : UNCLEEEEEEEE

DILIP : GO CHANGE

KRIPA GOES AND CHANGED

KRIPA IS ON HER SCCOTY AND ANAGD ON HIS BIKE

KRIPA : HOTEL WAITER JAISA WHO DRESS DEKHO

ANAGAD : YEH SHIRT AND PATN TUMHARE DAD NE GIFT DIYA THA…PUCHO KIS HOTEL SE CHORI KARKE LE AYE HAI…

KRIPA : WHO TUM LE LIYE….WOH TUMHARE DRIVER KE LIYE THA

ANAGAD : OOOOOOYYYYYYYYY

KRIPA : OK OK OK SORRY

THEY BOTH GO TO COLLEGE

ANAGAS READS A BANNER : SARE GA MAPA WINNER PRITHVI KO CONGRATS

KRIPA : YEH WINNER KO DETHEY KYA HAI

VISHALS COMES : KUCH BRUSHES AND PASTES…..FROM SPONSPERS

THEY LAUGH

JUST THEN….THEY SEE MISTY COMING IN A CAR…

MISTY IS A VERY TRADITIONAL SWEET RICH GIRL. SHE IS VERY GENEROUS. SHE LIKES ANAGAD

VISHAL AUR MANNAN : ARREE YAAR WORLD BANK AA GAYI

KRIPA : COME ON YAAR…YOU TAKE MONEY FROM HER…BUT DO YOU EVER RETURN IT

MANNAN : INDIA WORLD BANK SE PAISA LETHA HAI…KYA KABI RETURN KARTHA HAI….HUM HINDUSTANI HAI …DESH KO FOLLOW KAR RAHE HAI

MISTY : HEY GUYS…AND SHE FALLS

ANAGAD : HAMESHA GIRTHI REHTHI HAI

KRIPA : HEY MISTY…ARE YOU OK??

MISTY : YEA I AM FINE

MISTY GIVES A CANDY TO MANNAN : AAJ MERA GARNNY KA BIRHDAY HAI

MANNAN : CANDY THO DE DIYA…PAR…USSI HAAT SE..100 RUPPES BHI DE DO

MISTY : LAST WEEK DIYA THA NA

MANNAN : WHO…….JUICE SHOP WALLE KO DIYA THA

MISTY : I AM TRUSTING YOU AND GIVING

MANNAN : MAIN BHI TUMHE TRUST KARKE ENJOY KAR RAHA HU

THEY ALL HAVE A LAUGH

MISTY : KRIPA YEH LO

KRIPA : LAST WEEK BHI BIRTHDAY THA…

MISTY : WHO MERA

KRIPA : OH K….

ANAGAD : HEY MISTA MERA CHOCOLATE KAHA HAI

MISTY GIVES HIM A BIG DAIRY MILK AND LEAVES

ANAGAD SHOWS IT TO KRIPA

KRIPA TAKES IT FROM HIM…..

KRIPA : MISTY MISTY

MISTY : YEA??

KRIPA : JAB BHI BIRTHDYA ATHA HAI…HUM SAB KO CANDY DETHI HO….BUT ANAGAD LO BOOL JATHI HU…LAST MAIN…USSE DAIRY MILK DETHI HO…CHAKKAR KYA HAI

MISTY : ACHA

MISTY : AGAR MOVIES MAIN JAAOGE THO…KAJOL…BAN JAOJI PAR BAATH BATA

MISTY : AISA KUCH NAHI HAI

KRIPA : KUCH NAHI HAI THO TEEK HAI….AGAR KUCH HUA THO

MISTY BLUSHES : KRIPA …DON'T TELL ANYONE OK

KRIPA : SOCHUNGI

MISTY LEAVES AND ANAGAD COME

ANAGAD : KYA BOL RAHI HAI

KRIPA : LAGHA HAI KI WHO TUMSE PYAR KARTHI HAI YAAR

ANAGAD : TELL HER TO WALK PROPERLY FIRST…PHIR PRAAR KE BARE MAIN SOCHENNGE

THEY BOTH LAUGH AND LEAVE


THEY ALL ARE IN THE AUDITORIUM FOR A CELEBRATION FOR PRITHVI

PRITHVI IS BORN IN AMERICA BUT HE COMES TO INDIA TO LIVE WITH HIS GRANNY. HE IS A SWEET BOY WHO SINGS REALLY WELL AND WINS THE SA RE GA MAPA CONTEST

PRINCIPAL : CONGRATS TO PRITHVI FOR ALL HIS SUCCESS AND HE INVITES PRITHVI TO SING A SONG

PRITHVI SINGS A SONG AND ALL ENJOY….JUST THEN….THE PAPER HE IS SINGING FROM FLYIES AND KRIPA CATCHES HIM AND SHE SINGS A SMALL VERSE…EVERYONE LOOK AT HER

PRITHVI : HELLO…PLEASE COME AND JOIN ME

ANAGAD : GO KRIPA

SHE GOES AND SINGS WITH PRITHVI

NEXT DAY

PRITHVI : KRIPA

KRIPA : YEA

PRITHVI : YOU ARE SO SWEET

KRIPA : WHAT??

PRITHVI : I MEAN YOU VOICE IS SO SWEET..

OH THANKS

AND SHE LEAVES

ANGAD AND EVERYONE ARE IN THE PRACTICE HALL PRATICING FOR THE COLLEGE PLAY.

KRIPA : ANAGAD I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

ANAGAD : MUJHE NAHI SUNNA

SHE TAKES THE PAPERS ON HIS HANDS

ANAGAD : GIVE ME THAT

KRIPA : FIRST LISTEN TO ME

ANAGAD : OK TELL ME

KRIPA : PATHA HAI PRITHVI NE KYA KAHA

ANAGAD : KYA TUM BAHUT GANDI GATHI HO

KRIPA : NAHI…USNE KAHA YOU ARE SO SWEET

ANAGAD : MAINE SUNA USKA BRAIN NAHI HAI….AB THO USKA TASTE BI ACHA NAHI HAI

KRIPA : WHEN SOMEONE LIKES ME TUM JALTHEY HO AND SHE LEAVES FROM THERE