Thinking closet - Page 21

Hey guys…..here are the original lyrics of this song (which you all must b knowing )!! Below that is my version of the song……hope u like it!! enjoy

Original: agar tum mil jaao…zamaana chhor denge hum…..tumhe paakar zamaane bhar se rishta tod denge hum….agar tum mil jao zamaana chhor denge hum….

Tere dil me rahenge tujko apna ghar bana lenge…..tere khwabon ko gehnon ki tarah khud par sajaa lenge….kasam teri kasam….taqdeer ka rukh mod denge hum….

Tumhe hum apne jimson jaan me kuchh aise basa lenge….teri khushboo apne jism ki khushboo bana lenge…Khuda se bhi na jo tute….wo rishta jod lenge hum…..

bina tere koi dilkash nazara hum naa dekhenge…tumhe na ho pasand usko dobara hum naa dekhenge….Teri soorat naa ho jisme…wo sheesha tod denge hum....

MY VERSION------------------------------------------

(Angad to Kripa): agar tum mil jaao…to gaana chhor denge hum…..tumhe paakar is glamour world se rishta tod denge hum….agar tum mil jao to gana chhor denge hum…..

Kripa (thinking): tere ghar me rahenge tujko apna naukar bana lenge…..teri paison se gehne khareed ke khud par sajaa lenge…kasam teri kasam…haaaannnn…..kasam teri kasam….taqdeer teri fod denge hum….

(Prithvi to Kripa): Tumhe hum apne ghar me kuchh aise basa lenge…teri har favourite dish cook-book se parhkar hum bana lenge….Jo tune fenk ke maari platen….. to feviquick se jod lenge hum…..agar tum mil jaao..to mom ka ghar chhor denge hum…

(A to Mishty): Jo tu ho saath….koi horror nazara hum naa dekhenge….tere chehre ko dekhkar hi horror movie ka maza lenge….teri soorat naa dikhe jisme…aisa mirror kharid lenge hum….

this is what everyone is singing in kyph right now😆😆

--------------------SONG MANIA-------------------!!!!

A to K: mere mann ki ganga.....aur tere mann ki jamuna kaaa.....bol kripa bol sangam hogaa ki nahi.....arre bol kripa bol sangam hoga ki nahiiii

K: nahiii....nahiiii....kabhi nahiii.....!!

nikamma kiya is dil neyyyy..is dil ne kiya hai nikammaaaa

k to p: mere daayen baayen aaage peechhe ghuume.....chipke.....pakaaye.....dil meraa boley chal hat....chal hatt...!!

sharaab cheez hi aisi hai....naa chhorii jaayeeyyyyy......hitch!

J : bade kaam ka bandar....naache to dharmendarrrr....gayye to jitendarr....gaur se dekho har hero ki khoobi iske andarrrrrrrr.....bade kaam ka bandarrrr......

A to J (future): tumko dekha to jhoom gayi....lattoo ki tarah main ghoom gayi.....yane ke yane ke yane key.....main tum pe lattoooooooo ho gayi....main tum pe lattoooo ho gayiiii....!!

A to K: mere mann ki ganga....aur tere mann ki jamuna kaaa....bol aangad bol sangam hogaa ki nahi...arre bol aangad bol sangam hoga ki nahiiii ??

A(in female voice): naa munni naa.....kabhi nahiii.....!!

A to Dadi: daadi amma daadi amma maan jao.chholo bhi ye gussha zala hansh ke dikhaao.daadi amma dadi amma maan jao

It's great but I cannot see the pictures.The choice of songs is apt.

hey guys...good job. let me try once again.

Josh: hey Pritvi you must be home sick so i have decided to pose as the statue of liberty.

Pritvi: Wow Josh..tumne to ghar ki yaad dila di yaar.

Kripa: Hey Pritvi, Josh reminds you of home...i hope my hair reminds you of the hedgehogs you have back home.

Nigar: Bhoot ho main...muhahaha.

Kripa & Josh showing their dance moves: Put your right foot in and right foot out...in out, in out, shake it all about..you do the hokey cokey and you turn around...we all do the hokey cokey...if that fails...you just do river dancing.

Josh: After a good days workout we sure need a lot of this...pheeeeew Kripa i think you better use some quick.

Misti: i need to go to the beauty parlour cus my mask is drooping.....ahhhhh its gonna fall any minute.

Angad: Blimey Misti, you are really ugly from this close....that mask has definatly gone past its best before date.

Damini: Fikir Not my water buffolo, their are a lot of idiots out their for you to trap.

Aaliyah that was so cool.Mishty's Face-Mask part was the best besides Josh's Statue of Liberty act.😆

Duude, Angad...tum kya har waqt banyan pehente rehtey ho. Itney ameer hokey, can't you afford some decent clothes???

Mujhey dekho...this is called style.

HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Issey tum style kehtey ho Prithvi?

Larkiyaan to in dolo ko dekh ke fida hoti hai... and what better way to show them these doley's. East or west Banyan's are the best. Mager tum kurtey pehen ne waaley kya jaano banyaano ki kadr.

Yeh Dekho & nbsp; & nbsp; Aur yeh bhi dekho

Aur ager abhi bhi you're not satisfied to yeh dekho.

Ek kaam kertey hai...Mai Kripa se pooch leta hoon ke mai banyaan me kaisa lagta hoon.

Kripa...Prithvi ko lagta hai ki mujhey apni style change kerni chahiye.😆 You know, let go of my vendy, trendy banyaans. Waisey tumhari kya raai hai, how do i look in banyaans?

I must say Angad...very sexy. Aur tumhaari yeh kaatilana muscles...just way too sexxi.

Prithvi ko choro, waisey bhi woh bohut outdated kism ke kaprey pehen ta hai. You definitely go for the banyaans Angad. 😉

Yeh hui na baat. Thanx babes. Ab bata ta hoon uss Prithvi Bose ko.

Dekha PRITHVI...Kripa ko bhi yeh bnayaans hi pasand hai.

What the hell? Kripa ki sathyaa gayi hai.

Oh, forget it....waisey bhi mai tumhe decently dressed imagine nahi kersakta hoon. So good luck with your banyaans.

Hmm to tum soch te ho ke mai achhe se dress nahi ker sakta. You just wait and watch Prithvi, mai kaisey tumhe galat saabit kerta hoon.

Ok....im waiting

YEH DEKHO YEH WAALI KAISI HAI? AUR YEH???

HaHAA...ab bolo

Angad...PLEEEEZ. yeh tumney kya pehen rakha hai?

Next time bhool ke bhi nahi pehen na. Tum apni banyaans mai hi theek ho.

Uhh...YA ANGAD, like totally, please don't ever think about wearing those clothes again.

Oh god, yeh maine kya ker diya? Yeh khabar ab ek bimaari ki terha poorey hindustaan me pheley gi.

Rockstar...Angad Khanna...lets go of his banyaans...and...switches...to Sherwaani's.

Yeh dekho, Angad jab tameez se kameez pehen ne laga to logon ka yeh reaction mila hai.

Uh oh...yeh kya ho gaya.

Isse pehley ki mom ya koi aur yeh paper par le, mai isse chupa deta hoon.

Uski koi zaroorat nahi hai Angad...ek copy mere paas bhi hai.

What were you thinking Angad? Tumney soch kaise liya ke is desh ki larkiyan tumhey sherwaani me accept kerengi? Tumhey kya lagta hai, mai tumhey banyaan isliye pinha ti hoon ke humarey paise bach jaayen?

Yeah brother...what were you thinking. Isse tumhari image pe kitna farak parega kya tumney socha hai?

Mai to bas Prithvi ko dikha na chah ta tha, ke mai bhi achhi dressing ker sakta hoon.

Rockstar hokey ghazal maestros ke jaise kaprey pehney isney. MAARO MAARO MAARO MAARO.

OO..AAA...OUCH

😭 Bohut zor se lagi.

Prithvi: HEHEHE...ANGAD GOT HURT!!!!!

Kripa:😕

DAMN PRITHVI...SAB USKI WAJA SE HUA HAI!

But it's cool...A drink will help it all. CHEERS.

Sorry guys. I am bored, jo dimaag me ayaa woh likha. Don't kill me for it tho.😉

In order to figure this slideshow out...read "PRITHVI SAYS: ANGAD CHANGE YOUR STYLE PART I"

Itni insult...😭 I think I am gonna have a headache.

Kripa....I...uh....feel sick.

Angad (SLEEP TALKING): Banyan...banyaan pehnoonga. Prithvi...sherwani nahi...nahi.

Kripa: Oh god, yeh kya hogaya hai mere Angad ko?

THE FOLLOWING DAY:

Kya zaroorat thi tumhey Angad ke banyaan ke khilaaf yeh sab kehne ki? Tumharey kaaran kya halat ho gayi hai uski!!!😡

But Kripa, mai ussey hurt nahi kerna chah ta tha, mai to bas itna keh raha tha, ke usse decent dressing kerni chahiye.

Ab ager uski halat sherwaani pehen ne se kharaab ho gayi to ismey mai kya ker sakta hoon?

FORGET IT PRITHVI...JUST FORGET IT.

THE NEXT DAY:

Angad: I need your blessings Daddy.

Angad, yeh tum bhagwaan ko DADDY kyu bol rahey ho?

Arrey Kripa mai bhagwaan ko nahi in ko daddy bol raha tha

In se milo...yeh hai mere idol, mere daddy, mere bhagwan, mere sab kuch. Kisi din mai bhi apni banyano ko chor ke inki terha topless banoonga.

Waaaaaaaaaaa?😕☢️ like getta life Angad!!

HAH...tum nahi jaanti Kripa...Laakhon milenge in banyaano ke...Arey laakho kya caroro milenge.

Achha Angad is dress ka kitna mileyga?

mmmm....bees rupaye to milhi jaaney chahiye...ussey achha tum is dress ko bhooko nango me daan kerdo, duaaen mil jaaengi.

Oh, whatever Angad.

Tum kya jaano uss dress ki value. Aishwariya Rai ne, Apni pehli modeling assignment pe wohi dress pehna tha...bas sirf blouse uska tha.

GOD KRIPA IT WAS JUST A BLOODY SUGGESTION. ITNI SERIOUS KYU HO JAATI HO TUM?

Aur yeh kya Kripa tumbhi na...apney kapron ko leke beth gayi.

The whole point here is BANYAANS ROCK.

oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing this is too funny

Gr8 awesome superb😆 can't stop laffin

come... come to me baby...(but put on some deo first...)

josh: arrey no!!! d'you know that the price tag on AXE deo is inflating even more than anitah's waist!

kripa: achcha? then stay away!

Prithvi: heheheh... thenga!!! see josh... kripa only likes my jhunjhunwala perfume... not your axe crap!

KRIPA: no prithvi... your baniyaan smelt like you'd been cleaning a cow with it!