Hi all,
Here are the entries recieved for the caption contest. Great work by all members. So lets vote for the most funny one the one most appropriate for the the pictures.
Last Date is Jan 15th. Please PM me (buttercup) or radz_2cool asap if you do not see yours.
Please make sure when voting to mention the picture reference either A, B, C or D and then write the caption number you vote for.
A)
Entries for Pic A are:
1) Mishty: Angad kahan dekh rahe ho?
Angad: Nahi mishty main tumhare locket ko dekh raha tha aisa lagta hai ke jaise maine pehle ise dekhha hai.
Mishti: Uff Angad, yeh locket tum ne to mujhe di
2). Zaib meri honto pai hai prem teri deewangee peh hai...bani bani re bani sajaan ki diwanni bani..abh kya kareha dil mera tera liya Zaib abh kya kera tera liye. Angad-woh lamhe yaad tumhe ayenge esih woh revenge ki takat tumhe bakabu kar dennge. hehee lolz!!! Phir kya hoga tumhara jaanu?
Mishty: Kucch nahin duffer.. cant you see my mouth is closed!!
4) Angad (haste haste): aahhhhhh
Misty : kya hua
Angad to Misty: Kuch nahin.
and then thinking- Is moti ke saath pyaar ka natak karte karte ...iske samane haste haste mera muh dukhne laga hai
5) Mishty- tumhe pata hai ki mein ek joker huin
Zaib- duhh, diesel ko bhi pata hai, isliya to uis company ki shirts mein baar baar tumharain saamne pehenta huin
6) A: i am sooo winning this contest. i can walk w/ my eyes closed forever.
M: no way. i'm gonna win. i'm better at walking around blind.
7)-Angad- So, Mishti looks like your botox injections have been working very well you finally look younger.. But, sorry too say I still think Kripa is hotter than you. You look about the age of 53.
Mishti: "kyu angad?"
Angad: "kyunki tum bechara animals ko martey upne leather jackets panti ho aur me Prithvi aur Kripa ko torture karta hu!"
Mishti: Bhoth khub!
9) haste haste kat jaye rashte zindgi yunhi chalti rahe , khushi mile ya gum badlenge na hum duniya cha he badal ti rahe
10) OYE KOI GUDGUDI KAR RAHA KYA IN DONO KO?
11) neend ayee hai ayee hai neend ayee hai.
12) angad:mishty darling,tumhari aankhon ko kya hua??
mishty:kuchh nahi,wahi joh tumhari smile ko hua hai
13) Angad: Why are you smiling so much?
Mishty: I want the contest you see..
Angad: Which one was that?
Mishty: Just doing nothing contest..
Mishti: Excuse me, you are not recieving any fame, everyone is starring at me..
Selina: Obviously everyone is starring at you both, you smell! ECK!! Take a shower pls!!!
15) Mishty tu itna hus mat, abhi tumhara rone ke waqt aah raha hai.
16) yeh dekho
B)
Entries for Pic B are:
1) Prithvi: Behna, lagta hai ke humhe Angad aur Kripa ko chod dena chahiye kyunki hamara vahan pe tanka fit nahi hoga.
Mishti: Sahi bol rahe ho bhai, humhe to koi ghaas bi nahi dalta humhe kisi aur panchi ko pakadna padega.
2) Teri ishq ki diwangee moo peh tere chahi hai woh Zaib ke liye. Sab se rangeen hogi woh sham. Bahanya plz manjao kyunki tum bahat hi lucky ho meh kyatha hoon bar barh tom plz haan keh do Zaib se..
3). Prithvi: Pholon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai...
Mishty: Kya?
Prithvi: Ek hazaron mein tumhara bhaiya hai
4) Prithvi to misty: Misty...tum chinta mat karo...smiling contest tum hi jeetho gi
5) Prithvi- oooooooooooooooooooooooooo mein kitna acha gaata whoin na mishty behna
Mishty- stupid, even anitah n tat raj r better than u at singin
6) P:OH MY GOD!!
M: wat?
P: u finally toned down the blush. I like it. much better
Prithvi- No mishti sis I don't think your ugly.. you just need to use some botox injections and a plastic surgery... and stop pretending to be my sister. When we all know you are my great aunt.
8) Mishti: Bhai, appke baal ko kya hua? Ekdum geele lak rahaen hai!
Prithvi: voh isley bhahna, kyu ki Kekta nai meriko dahmki di ti ke agar me achi acting nai karunga, to wo mare acha se baal ko kahrabe kardige!
9) BOLE TO MISTHI..................
10) P:mishti i brushed mi teeth tell me how it is...(blows into mishtis mouth)
MI: let me sing to u wat me nd every1 thinks of ur breath.....
" ohhh everybody thinks that mi brother stinks like a peice
of yellow cheese. buh me i say he ok as long as thers
a breeze"..
11) mishty :bhai,why r u trying to whistle whe nu clearly cant.or u r trying to use ur kripa trick on me,its not gonna work,u will not get a chocolate
prithvi:plzzz mishtoo!!!mujjhe chocolate chaahiye...
12) Prithivi: Guess what Misthy?
Mishty: What?
Prithivi: I am getting married..
Mishty: Hmmm..
Prithivi: Are you listening?
Mishty: Yeah , am listening..
Prithivi: What did I just say now?
Mishty: I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
13) Mishti: I am the most beautiful girl in the world nah?
Prithivi: I love that necklace, where did you get it from?
14) Ab mein tumhe bahen kahoon ki, ke meri yaar kahoon, ab tum decide karo Mishty.
15) ooooooh to meri behen ka affair chal raha hai us angad ke saath. kyon tasweer mein to bohut has rahi thi. ab tumhair smile kyon ghayab ho rahi hai bolo bolo! acha hua kripa ne dikha diya. MISHTY- bhai. meri smile isliye nhin gahayb hui. par mujhe ap pe taras aa raha hai dekho un dono ne to bohut saj sawar ke tasweer khichayi dekho dekho!
C)
Entries for Pic C are:
1) Angad: Kripa tum zara side per ho kar khade ho na mujhe kuch dikhai nahi de raha hai.
Kripa: Arre main to choti si hoon aur phir main to side per hi khadi hoon.
Angad: Nahi yaar tum bahut moti ho na isliye mujhe thodi mushkil hai.
2) Aashiq banyae ashiq banyaye apne yuhn rang basanti hawan mein yuhn paisi paisi nighan ho mein teri liye mein baana hoon mein Angad. Tu mere kehna man leh kyunki meh tera rahoonga her pal. Kripa tum mothi kabhi nah hona kyunki badsuraat hojagi is life mein...Lejhangye lehjyange diwale dulhania lehjaynge...aakhon pe nakhab reh toh baath hi kya hai?
3) Angad: Hato Kripa sara camera ka focus tum pe hi hai, mujhe bhi space do!!
Kripa: Uff Angad.. tum bhi na!!
5) Angad- shaadi ki baad tumhe aur kapde buy karne ki takhleef nahin hogi, tum meri thara tumharain kapde ko recycle karma
6) K: stop it. i'm not moving. you're ruining my beautiful smile
A: pleaaaseeee. no one wants to see u. they're here for me. get out of my way
7) Angad- Krips do you think I was a little hard on Mishti?
Kripa- Well you were not lying to her she does have a monkey face. And plus I'm prettier and you love me.
8) Angad: ag to tum bhoth kubsoorat lag rahi ho!
Kripa; tum bhi to both handsome lagra ho.
Angad: kya bath hai thanx. Ub jub tumne merko handsome bol hi dia hai, I don't need to call u pretty! So, kripa tum bhoth ugly lagriho.
9) WHY ARE WE POSING?????????//
10) A kodak moment......
11) angad:aur yeh hai kripa,theek se dekh leejiye,sir ka measure especially,iska brain dhoondho,meri biwi paagal hai
kripa:main paagal ho gayee hoon.
12) Angad: Kripa..
Kripa: What is it?
Angad: You lookk....
Kripa: What?
Angad: Fat in that pink dress
Kripa: Right and you look like a big fat watermelon in that kurta.
13) Kripa: Ugg.. we have to partcipate in this caption contest..
Angad: So.??
Kripa: So, we have to come up with a good caption..
Angad: How about this? I am the hottest man in the world..
Kripa: Let's not go to far, Shahrukh Khan is way ahead of you..
Angad: Okay, How about you're the most beautiful girl in the world?
Kripa: Angad, what about Aishwarya Rai?
Angad: Good point.. How about the hottest Jodi in the world?
Kripa: Nooo, you're ruining the caption..
Angad: Now what?
Kripa: How about we are the heart stealers of the world?
Angad: Yeah, I like that..
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Direction Jenny: I like that too.. Good job team!
14) Arre Kripa ji apne chehra shishey mein dekh, lagta hai ki hum dono ki jodi atccha rahega nah. Kissi ko nazar nah lage.
15) ooo my god. kripa ne mujhe se jhoot bola. do mujhe tasweerein!
16) ki yeh dekho! (he turns his face away. with pyar she tries to make him face her) …Kripa to herself haila chori pakri gayi kuch karna hoga(makes a scary face but it looks like shes crying)
D)
Entries for Pic D are:
1) Kripa: Prithvi tumhe shopping karne jaana hai na? Koi baat nahi main tumhe le jaati hoon lekin pls ro mat
Damini: Kripa Prithvi kahin nahi jaayega tumhe maaloom nahi hai iski dimmagi halat theek nahi hai. Agar ise maine bahar bhej dun to kisi ko chot pocha dega.
Prithvi: Nahi mama main jaaonga jaaonga.
2) Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye toh baath banjaye hai ho ho baath ban jaye. Tum yuhn na rahon gum sum mujhe se shikva toh kya baath banye haan haan kya baath banaye? Prithvi tum meri zindagi ke lamhe toh baath banjaye haan han baath banjaye hai. Haan main bhi pyar kiya hai(Prithvi) hum yaar hai tumhara dildar hai tumhara tora ishq bana ho tor kaashi lao. Kyun hum tumse itna pyar kaarte? Kyun hum tumse itna pyar kaarte? Kyuni tum meri biwi ho...meri biwi ho.
3) Kripa: Mummy, Prithvi ko kya hua?
Damini: Dekho na Kripa, Prithvi toffee ke liye zid kar raha hai
Kripa: Prithvi, good boys dont cry!
Prithvi: But i'm a bad boy in this show
4) Kripa to prithvi: guusa kyun ho....Hum film dekhne phir kabhi chalenge...abhi bedroom chale!
5) Prithvi- mein tumse baat nahin karoonga kyunki tumne kaha ke merein daat ache nahin hai
Kripa- meina angad kein daath dekha aur phir tumhara daath bure lagain sry
6) K: how could???? u of all people. mummyji!!! i was saving that ladoo. he ate it!! give it back!!!
P: nooooo. get away from me
7) Prithvi- Kripa what I'm i going to do no one will marry mishti because she has a monkey face.. i cannot pay for anymore plastic surgeries.. your my best friend what should i doo?
Kripa- Prithvi don't cry, i don't understand how you are feeling because me and my family are all good-looking all i can say is that the zoo has a opening for ugly people. You can put mishti on display their for $100.00 an hour.
8) Kripa: kya hua prithvi pacha? Chocolate chahiya? Mummi nahi derha hai?
Damini: KRIPA! Ub tum bi uske side me ho gaye! Muche mummi nahi bolna!
9) prithvi tumhe bhi ye lens aankho mein choobh rahe hai na........mooje bhi bahot choobh rahe..chalo damini aunty ko batate hai.....woh hame naye lens dilvadegi.........
10) MAT RO PRITHVI MAT RO...........JAB TAK TU SUISIDE NAHI KARAGA MEIN TERA PEECHA NAHI CHODUGI............... TO KAR NA TU JALDI SUISIDE........
Kr: prithivi dont be mad at me just becuz ur breath smells....its not ur fault its ur moms.....
Damini: hmmh
11) prithvi:plzzz mujjhe kissi se baat nahi karni,mummy!!!mujjhe chocolate chaahiye
kripa:achha prithvi,kripa didi prithvi bhaiya ke liye chocolate laayegi ok?ab rona band karo .
damini:kripa uske daant kharab ho jaayenge!!!
12) Damini: mere haar chal na kamyab ja rahi hai { not working} in dono ko aisa romance karte dekhe mere to luck hi gayi.. Mujhe itna pyaar hai prithvi se aur ek ye prithvi hai jo Kripa ke peecha para hai…aisa kya hai Kripa mein jo mujhe mein nahi hai?? Mujhe jaldi kuch sochna parega nahi to mein kawari rahongi..
13) Kripa: Listen to me Prithivi, I have to win this crying contest..
Prithivi: and I have to win the sad expression contest
Damini: and I have TOOO also win the Posture contest..
14) Kripa: Amit, I mean Prithivi, I am sorry I didn't come to school to pick you.
Prithivi: Not talking to you
Damini: He must be hungry rite beta?
Kripa: Aww.. what do you want to eat? I'll make it for you rite now!!!
15) Arre mere pyare se Prithvi, kya tujhe pata hai mein Angad se kitna pyar karti hoon, har ghardi jaane jaana uska intezaar karti hoon.
16) kripa-prithvi maine kaha tha na ke angad aur mishti ka affair hai! dekho mere paas proof bhi hai. yeh dekho un doon ki photo! dekho kaise has rahen hai!
17) Prithvi- to kripa mishti ke bare mein bohut keh rahi thi apne kartoot dekhe hain. usne to sirf smile ki aur tumne dulhan ban ke tayari
18) see prithvi(holding on to his face like a gunda this time) agar iske bare mein kisi ko bataya to mar doongi samjhe.
(damini sees all this damini to herself-hmmm to ye hai sachai)
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