read this it will make u laugh

(1)- simon ne prithvi se poocha- "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai."

prithvi- "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

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.(2)- Why did dilip cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what?
---To avoid side effect!!!

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(3)- kripa-prithvi where were u born?
prithvi-punjab😆.
angad- which part.?
prithvi- oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
punjab😆

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(4)- Lawyer to dilip- Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke...

dilip -yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita
pe haath .

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(5)- Why was karthik writing the exam near the door?
coz it was an entrance exam.😆

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(6)- mishti- bhai there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.

prithvi- give him a glass of water.😆

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(7)- dilip-I am a proud father, my son karthik is in medical college.
dadi- really what is he studying?

dilip- he is not studying they r studying him.😆

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the 1,3,7 r my fav wat abt u all?

😃

hailaaa i lub all of them yaarrr 😆 too gooddddddd 😆 😆 😆

toooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooood 😆

loved them all yaar....so funny.... 😆
but i dont understand no.5....entrance exam kya hota hai? 😕

loz it was so funny. 😆 😆

awwwwwwwwww... so nice.. lub you

Lmao..1 and 6 cracked me up 😆

i just wanted 2 make u all laugh n i think i did a gr8 job

you made me laugh for sure...very good

😆 Really funny, u really make me laugh nd i like 3,6 nd 7 😆 .

Luv U