Originally posted by: adi_0112
Arae vah...Shizu Hotseat par hain...kya baat hain..[TAALIA][TAALIA][TAALIA]......
Chalo...time pass kar lete hain...[ JEEB BAHAR AADMI]
1.Duniya gol kyu hain, rectangular kyo nahi?Is mey ek logic chuppa hai;). agar duniya rectangular hoti to duniya ke 4 sides hoteen.. 4 sides mein adi bhai ki 4 girlfriends hoteen. aur adi bhai ksi na ksi din yun fans jate. Khuda ne duniya ko gol banaya.. takey adi bhai poori duniya ghoom kar bhi wapis ek ke paas hi ayen🤣🤣 aur usey dhoka na de sakein🤣.
2. Karela kadva kyu hain, meethi kyu nahi?Karela ziada karwa nahi hota.🤢😆. actually kuch logon ki zubaan itni meethi hoti hai, itni meethi hoti hai, itni meethi hoti hai ke kya bataoon.
Chalein bata hi dete hain:P.. Itni meethi hai ke thoda sa karwa bhi BOHUT karwa lagta hai. asal mein itna karwa hota nahi hai. yeh aapki zubaan hai jo itni meethi hai😃.
3.Mirchi teekhi kyu hain ,salty kyu nahi?Salty hoti to apun ki class mein shabbo ko larke "Uff Uff Mirchiiiii" keh kar nahi pukarte bulke paaros ke section ki chameli ko kehte😳😆😆
4. Machhli paani mein tairte kyu hain, aasman par udte kyu nahi?Aasmaan per hote to kawwe un se phlliirrt karte rehte😃. Is lie hum ne fish ko paani mein safe rakha hua hai😳😆
5.Crow black kyu hain,white kyu nahi ?White to waise hi bohut animals hote hain. aur crow peh black ziada suit karta hai:)
6.Tap se paani kyu nikalta hain, soda kyu nahi?Kiunke soda se 'esssseeuui' nikalta hai😊.
7.Hum anda kyu khaate hain, kisike sar par phodte kyu nahi ?Nahi master ji. Jab phodne ka din ata hai, to phodte bhi hain:)
8. Japanese people phone par "moshi moshi" kyu bolte hain -Hello kyu nahi bolte?Kiunke hum log phone peh Hello Shello bolte hain, moshi moshi nahi.
9.Hum paani peetey kyu hain khaate kyu nahi?Daant waise hi bohut kuch chubate hain.. paani ko nigalne se muu ko aasani hoti hai. Har insaan laijjee hota hai.. sirf apun nai😔😆😆.
10. Kutte ki doom teri kyu hote hain, seedhi kyu nahi? Yeh to mujhe baajooo waley uncle se poochna pade ga:).
11. Why does a cow say "moo moo" and not "meow, meow" ? Kiunke cats say Meow meow.. sab ka apna apna andaaz hai:D
12.Sapne ke andar sapna dikh gaya toh usse kya kahenge?Coincidence🤣🤣.
13. Give me 5 reasons to Justify- " Mein Shiza- genious hoon, Pagal nahi hoon".
I am genius, because I am answering the most dumbest set of questions of Adi bhaiyaa..
I am genius because I am living in the pagal khana of KTH section and now am a part of it and I know how to handle it.
I am genius because adi bhaiya is pagal.
I am genius because I have this habit of nail biting and my parosan said ke ab se koi nail biting nahi and it was bery difficult.. still I managed aur 1 week tak nail biting nahi kii😃😆
I am genius because I am genius😎!!
14. Which has been the funnienst thread you have come across here at IF?Ummm, most of the parties that I had had with the old members of Kth forum. Like the one where we discussed about Gauher pampering Rajeev Khandelwal. 🤣 I dunno what the reason was for that party but I still rmr that was the most funniest and wonderful thread I had ever come across on IF. and other parties with old members had been huge fun as well.
15. Your most embarrassing moment here at IF..... Many. I am so embarrassed to write them here:P