Okay here's finally the verdict from the judge. BTW hamara original judge is still missing from IF.😆 This rounds judge was Minniedi.
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Case #1
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| 1. If you are Mrs. Eijaz Khan, then how can you also be Mrs.Don(buttercup's) husband?🤔 2. Why are you always giving blank dhamki to all the MOTW's that you will explode bombs when you rarely do so? 3. You lose to RR ganag all the time, and yet claim that you have won, how can you do that? 4. Why are you such a blind and fanatic RA-Jodi supporter? | | | | | |
Defence
1. If you are Mrs. Eijaz Khan, then how can you also be Mrs.Don(buttercup's) husband?🤔
U can see how much Mrs.Don loves me...☺️☺️☺️...look above(page 2) for proof...
Lets cum back to the point. We are Mrs.Eijaz Khan in a world which u are not aware of.😆 And yes in this world where u see us..talk to us...we are Mr. & Mrs. DON.😳😳😳
2. Why are you always giving blank dhamki to all the MOTW's that you will explode bombs when you rarely do so?
OMG...😲!!This is so not true..Jhoota charge lagaya gaya hai mere upar...😆!!! Let me give u proof..!!😉
Check following links please. All MOTW topic's where i have given dhamki n fulfilled it too...😈..!
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=556570&T PN=3 In 'Kayamath' section dhamki given to Leela (Mages) and fulfilled too.😎
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=552944&T PN=6In 'Kumkum' section dhamki given n fulfilled too.😎
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=556704&T PN=2 In our very own 'KTH' section dhamki given (on page 1) n fulfilled too.
3. You lose to RR gang all the time, and yet claim that you have won, how can you do that?
Till date the final result of any of the war between RR gang n DON gang has not been finally declared. Either we have a 'draw' or no 'result'. So, how can u say RR has always won...???😉 Phir jhoot..!!😆
4. Why are you such a blind and fanatic RA-Jodi supporter?
Blind iss liye coz 'love is blind'....😳😳😳 and fanatic iss liye coz RA have this attractions which turns me on..☺️...its like dey are magnet n i am steel..!!😳😳😆.
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| 2. Why are you always giving blank dhamki to all the MOTW's that you will explode bombs when you rarely do so? OMG...😲!!This is so not true..Jhoota charge lagaya gaya hai mere upar...😆!!! Let me give u proof..!!😉 Check following links please. All MOTW topic's where i have given dhamki n fulfilled it too...😈..! http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=556570&T PN=3 In 'Kayamath' section dhamki given to Leela (Mages) and fulfilled too.😎 | | | http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=552944&T PN=6 In 'Kumkum' section dhamki given n fulfilled too.😎 http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=556704&T PN=2 In our very own 'KTH' section dhamki given (on page 1) n fulfilled too. | | | | | |
Yes but read the question carefully quidi Saara. We did not say you never did so. You have been charged that you rarely did so. Even the prosecution can show you cases where you gave the dhamki but then did nothing. Take for example the MOTW of Barnalidi. You gave dhamki that you will Phodophy 😆 bombs on us unless we stop giving questions. But what happened. You never got to do it and we all carried on. Same happened in my MOTW. The prosecution can show you such innumerable cases. The rate of your dhamki and rate of bomb throwing is just 👎🏼
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| 3. You lose to RR gang all the time, and yet claim that you have won, how can you do that? | | | |
Till date the final result of any of the war between RR gang n DON gang has not been finally declared. Either we have a 'draw' or no 'result'. So, how can u say RR has always won...???😉 Phir jhoot..!!😆
Excellent so finally you agree that you have never won any war against the RR Gang. So the fact is that your claim that you won from RR Gang is false. 😉 Then why claim of Victory always???
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| 4. Why are you such a blind and fanatic RA-Jodi supporter? | | |
Blind iss liye coz 'love is blind'....😳😳😳 and fanatic iss liye coz RA have this attractions which turns me on..☺️...its like dey are magnet n i am steel..!!😳😳😆.
Can you be bit more specific as to which steel. This jodi according to you is a glittering pure jodi. So as per steel it will have to be Stainless Steel. But then - MAGNETS DON'T GET ATTRACTED TO THAT STEEL.😃
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| Yes but read the question carefully quidi Saara. We did not say you never did so. You have been charged that you rarely did so. Even the prosecution can show you cases where you gave the dhamki but then did nothing. Take for example the MOTW of Barnalidi. You gave dhamki that you will Phodophy 😆 bombs on us unless we stop giving questions. But what happened. You never got to do it and we all carried on. Same happened in my MOTW. The prosecution can show you such innumerable cases. The rate of your dhamki and rate of bomb throwing is just👎🏼 | | | | | | | | |
My lord..!! Just look wht he is saying..😲....just look...😡..Ufff..!!
How the heaven can i phodophy bombs on my partner (Barnali Di)..😕...Nevaaa...😳😳😳
Bhaskar bro dhookebaazi dushmano ke saath ki jaati hai apno ke saath nahi...😆
Aap par bombs iss liye nahi phodey...coz...partner ne mana kia tha....ahem...sympathy u noe...😆
Ab i will phodophy bombs without giving dhamki so tht the rate of my dhanki's n rate of throwing bombs becums equal...soon..😳
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| Excellent so finally you agree that you have never won any war against the RR Gang. So the fact is that your claim that you won from RR Gang is false. 😉 Then why claim of Victory always??? | | |
Dil behlaane ke liye khayaal hi acha hai...😆😆😆
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| Can you be bit more specific as to which steel. This jodi according to you is a glittering pure jodi. So as per steel it will have to be Stainless Steel. But then - MAGNETS DON'T GET ATTRACTED TO THAT STEEL.😃 | | |
Yes RA jodi is glittering pure magnetic jodi...😳😳😳....and i said 'i am steel'...so for them i am ready to be a "stain wala" steel too...😳😳😆
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| saara 1 wrote:
Bhaskar.T wrote:
| Yes but read the question carefully quidi Saara. We did not say you never did so. You have been charged that you rarely did so. Even the prosecution can show you cases where you gave the dhamki but then did nothing. Take for example the MOTW of Barnalidi. You gave dhamki that you will Phodophy 😆 bombs on us unless we stop giving questions. But what happened. You never got to do it and we all carried on. Same happened in my MOTW. The prosecution can show you such innumerable cases. The rate of your dhamki and rate of bomb throwing is just👎🏼 | | |
My lord..!! Just look wht he is saying..😲....just look...😡..Ufff..!!
How the heaven can i phodophy bombs on my partner (Barnali Di)..😕...Nevaaa...😳😳😳
Bhaskar bro dhookebaazi dushmano ke saath ki jaati hai apno ke saath nahi...😆
Aap par bombs iss liye nahi phodey...coz...partner ne mana kia tha....ahem...sympathy u noe...😆
Ab i will phodophy bombs without giving dhamki so tht the rate of my dhanki's n rate of throwing bombs becums equal...soon..😳 | | | Okay so you agree at times you don't do so. My Lord please note this. The quidi has agreed to the fact that there have been times when she didn't do the act even though she gave the dhamki's.
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| Excellent so finally you agree that you have never won any war against the RR Gang. So the fact is that your claim that you won from RR Gang is false. 😉 Then why claim of Victory always??? | | |
Dil behlaane ke liye khayaal hi acha hai...😆😆😆 | | | My Lord qaidi is trying to mislead. Just see below the statement made earlier where she is clearly stating that they have never won. 3. You lose to RR gang all the time, and yet claim that you have won, how can you do that? Till date the final result of any of the war between RR gang n DON gang has not been finally declared. Either we have a 'draw' or no 'result'. So, how can u say RR has always won...???😉 Phir jhoot..!!😆 | | | | | |
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| Okay so you agree at times you don't do so. My Lord please note this. The quidi has agreed to the fact that there have been times when she didn't do the act even though she gave the dhamki's. | | |
I agree maine dhamki di...aur poori nahi ki....lekin uske peeche koi na koi waja thi....har baar. Look my lord...i hv stated b4 tht dhami deene ke baad i always used to say "i will do it tomorrow"....and weneva i use this line....meri mommy ko gussa aa jata hai...n she doesnot allow me to cum online😭😆...Iss liye woh dhamki's fulfill nhi hoi.
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| My Lord qaidi is trying to mislead. Just see below the statement made earlier where she is clearly stating that they have never won. | | | My Lord....this prosecution lawyer is wasting court ka time...n mine n his own too....😡😆. I am not misleading....."dil behlaane ke liye i say tht i have won"....haar baar toe draw ho jata hai..ya phir no result....toe tang aa gaye hain hum...!!
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Prosecution decided to leave this charge on the judge as the qaidi seems to be giving useless defence. Trying to use emotional angle to win the case.
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Verdict:
Defendeent is guilty as charged....😆
Case #2
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| Aap kaam to Natwar lal jaise karte hain ...aur kahate hain "Don " Aisa kyuon ???😆😆 bolo bolo ..jawaab do ...😊 | | |
Defence
Why do u think Don is devil only..😕😆???
Don ke paas bhi ek heart hota hai..!!😳😳😳 Jo mere paas bhi hai...😆 Don ka bhi dil chahta hai ke kabhi masti karee...toe iss liye harkatein kabhi natwar lal jaisi...lekin end of the day...kaam toe wohi karna hai na K.K.C (kidnapping, killing n chori)...toe iss liye naam Don...!!😳😃
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Verdict: Defense not convincing enough. Guilty.
Case #3
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| May i know the reason why u Kicked ur computer so hard that i went into cooma 😭 😭 😃 | | |
Defence
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| I kicked my PC and u went into comma Di.... I think u meant to say tht my PC went into comma rite😆
Actually my PC was taking a lot of panga wid me everyday. It started to crash so frequently. Everytime i used to bring it back from the engineer sth went wrong wid it again. It made me so angry tht i kicked it hard....n bechara window se bahar gira 😆 and due to head injury it went into comma.😳 | | |
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Verdict: The judge sympathises with the defendent. Not guilty.
Case #4
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1. What is the difference between Amitabh Don, SRK Don and Saara Don 😃
2. What is the similarity between the above mentioned 3 😊
3. Prove that you are the superior among the 3 above mentioned Dons.. 😆
4. Write a letter convincing Amitabh and SRK to give you the DON title in DON style 😉
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1. What is the difference between Amitabh Don, SRK Don and Saara Don 😃
Amitabh Don:- 1900's ka Don
SRK Don:- 2000 ka Don
Saara Don:- I-F ka Don....😳😆
2. What is the similarity between the above mentioned 3 😊
All three have the same profession K.K.C (kidnapping killing and chorying)😃😎
3. Prove that you are the superior among the 3 above mentioned Dons.. 😆
I am king of I-F underworld😎....trained under Osama Bin Laden, Bush and Late Saddam Hussain..!!!😉😆 I am one DON whom most of u love more than AB n SRK...😳😳😳 (i hope so😆). Last but not the least i have Mrs.Don too which both AB n SRK as Don did not have...😆
4. Write a letter convincing Amitabh and SRK to give you the DON title in DON style 😉
Dear AB n SRK mamoo,
Apun saara don aapko yeh letter likh rela hai yeh batane ke liyee...ke aap dono apun ko DON title dee do...!! Bole Toe official title...taakke sab sirf apun ko ichh DON bole na ke aap dono ko...!!😆
Mr.Bachan aap toe ab Abhi-Ash ke bachoon ke saath khelna na ke gun ke...Bole Toe agar toe apun ko title nahi diya aapne toe apun aapke beete Abhi ko kidnap kar leega aur Ash ka ghar shaadi hone se pehle icch todh daale gaa..!!!😉
Mr SRK...agar to aap apun ko title nahi diya....toe...KBC mein aake aapka 2 crore toe chori kareega hi saath mein aapko kidnap bhi kar leega aur....sets pe bomb bhi explode ho jaayega...!!😳😉
Aap dono ki umar hai ab apne bachon aur grand children ke saath khelne ki...aur aap logon ki waja se...apun logon ka Mafia business bhi down ho rela hai....films shooting se time toe milta nahi icch aap dono ko
Meri maano...DON ka title mujhe dee do..☺️....ek bache ki itni si khwahish nahi poori kar sakta kya aap uncle loog...mamoo...😳😉
Zyada time nahi icch apun ke paas iss liyee jaa rela hai....ek kidnap csae aageela hai....aap dono ke jawab ka intezaar arhega mere ko...jaldi reply back karne ka...OK...apun ke dimaag ka circuit ghoom gaya na toe....acha nahi hoyega...!!
Yaad rakhne ka Don ke dushman ki sabse badi ghalati yeh hai ke woh Don ka dushman hai...!!!😎 | | |
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Verdict: 😆 Not guilty !
Case #5
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| 1. If Rajeev is crying hoarse and so is Aamna that"we are just friends and have nothing serious going on between us" - why cann't you take their words on face value? does it mean you dont trust Rajeev or Aamna?😲 2. How many hours are there in your 24 hours? 3. "I will do it tomorrow"- its your pet dialog. Why doesn't your tomorrow come on when it should come?😆 4.How many DON projects have you executed successfully? what is "uccessfully" mean according to you. Gove evidences of your success..😛 | | |
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| 1. If Rajeev is crying hoarse and so is Aamna that"we are just friends and have nothing serious going on between us" - why cann't you take their words on face value? does it mean you dont trust Rajeev or Aamna?😲 Bcoz i prefer taking things on net book value....😃 Cost - Depreciation😆
2. How many hours are there in your 24 hours? Two and Four...
3. "I will do it tomorrow"- its your pet dialog. Why doesn't your tomorrow come on when it should come?😆 Actually, it comes but zara deeir se...😆
Btw every time i use this dialogue....my mommy takes away my modem...😆...and it takes time to naofy her n all....so iss liye zara deeir ho jaati hai...😳
4.How many DON projects have you executed successfully? what is "uccessfully" mean according to you. Give evidences of your success..😛 Killings till now one...i.e saddam hussain...I gave orders to Bush to have him hanged to death....actually he was a big hinderance in my future projects so...raaste se hatana padha...😆 Kidnappings and Chori toe unlimited...😆....no count has been kept for them. Today i got a new supari from ur leader btw for sum1...😆 Evidence cannot be given....coz after completing every project DON saare evidences mita deeta hai...😉
"uccessfully" means success without an 's'which is actually not success. After all 's' ke bagheer 's'aara success kaise milega...!!😳😆 | | |
Counter Charge
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1. If Rajeev is crying hoarse and so is Aamna that"we are just friends and have nothing serious going on between us" - why cann't you take their words on face value? does it mean you dont trust Rajeev or Aamna?😲 Bcoz i prefer taking things on net book value....😃 Cost - Depreciation😆 | | |
Note kiya jaye Mi Lord...Quadi is violating personal rights of a person. -She/he is comparing a person to Cost- depreciation...yaani material object.This is also a violation of human rights....!!! Quote:
2. How many hours are there in your 24 hours? Two and Four... | | | Me Lord, the quadi thinks 2 & 4 make 24 and is following that principle in life. She is totally confused.No wonder all right things seem wrong to her....she needs help to learn the value of time...for time and tide wait for none....
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| 3. "I will do it tomorrow"- its your pet dialog. Why doesn't your tomorrow come on when it should come?😆 Actually, it comes but zara deeir se...😆
Btw every time i use this dialogue....my mommy takes away my modem...😆...and it takes time to naofy her n all....so iss liye zara deeir ho jaati hai...😳 | | | Note kiya jaaye.... even mommy takes away the modem. Even mommy thinks she is impossible. Now if she is impossible then how her love for RA-Jodi can be possible ? | | |
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Verdict: Not guilty !!
Case #6
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Saara don ka naam Saara don kiun hai... Don Saara kiun nahi?🤔 We all remember and I have a proof of my conversation with you - You said you'll be changing your username on IF whereas you didn't. To kya hum yeh samjhein ke Don jo kehta hai woh kabhi karta nahi?😲 'Don ko pakrna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai'- Yeh statement kahan tak sach hai? I don't think so because aaj aap humari Qaid mey hain- Qaidi number Ek- Saara1. - Saara don can do anything- Right? You're genius na.. you know K.K.C much better than anyone else- Alright. Pakistan does not have good chances to play well in the WC and move to the next round.. aap koi supari kiun nahi dete? Prove yourself and make Pakistan win by doing anything. Ab chahey referee ko supari do ya balle ko ya bating karne wale ke peeche khare 3 dandon ko😆
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- Saara don ka naam Saara don kiun hai... Don Saara kiun nahi?🤔
American stlye mein last name first name se pehle likhte hain....If u use it u can call me Don Saara...😆
We all remember and I have a proof of my conversation with you - You said you'll be changing your username on IF whereas you didn't. To kya hum yeh samjhein ke Don jo kehta hai woh kabhi karta nahi?😲
Sree Di neva opened that PM of mine...🤣🤣🤣...!!!
And i did not PM her after that...😆😆
'Don ko pakrna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai'- Yeh statement kahan tak sach hai? I don't think so because aaj aap humari Qaid mey hain- Qaidi number Ek- Saara1.
Despite of making me Qaidi can u touch me??😉 No na...!
Then doesn't this mean u have 'not' caught me till now...😎
- Saara don can do anything- Right? You're genius na.. you know K.K.C much better than anyone else- Alright. Pakistan does not have good chances to play well in the WC and move to the next round.. aap koi supari kiun nahi dete? Prove yourself and make Pakistan win by doing anything. Ab chahey referee ko supari do ya balle ko ya bating karne wale ke peeche khare 3 dandon ko😆
😆😆...Okie...!!😆😆 "I BET U"...Paki will qualify for the next round i.e "Super Eight"😉 after the group matches.
Ab maine supari kisko di (bat, ball or wickets) yeh jaana aapka kaam nahi😆😆
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😆 Verdict: Not guilty !!!
Pushpa Impossible
