Taify Presents:- Weekly Newspaper

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Lights...Camera..Action..

Camera rolls

Taify:- Hello fans hum present kertay hain special dose of Drama,Controversy,Emotion and everything and not this is not about any drama going on the Television but the drama going on here on IF.

*winks*

Taify:- Chaliye hum chaltay hain sab say pehlay Miss.Khabri kay saath *Outdoors*

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Miss.Khabri is outside a mandir with a mix in her hand and there are lot of people praying there and she catches with a guy.

Miss.Khabri:- A guy in a Mandir? Surprise!!

The Guy:- I am in this mandir for a girl.. that girl is Mona Singh.I want her to win the Jhalak Dikhlaja Final this is why i am doing all this.I want her to win at any cost

Miss.Khabri:- Sacchi mohobat..magar kis say?

The Guy:- Jassi say kyunki..Jassi Jaisi Koi Nahin!!!!

The Guy walks away

Miss.Khabri:- Main tou ooska naam bhi poochna bhool gaye...

(I will reveal the name of the members from next episode if it gets appreciated)

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Taify:- Chalo ham wapas aa gaye hain..aur ab chaltay hain zara Wadhwa Parivaar ki taraf...Aajkal.. KumKum ki zindagi main bhoonchaal aa gaya hay... aur oos say bara bhoonchal aaya hoa hay KumKum forum main jab say Sumit kay marnay ki khabar aaye hay..ooskay fans din raat mar rahay hain....Waisay main aik hi baat kehna chahoonga.. Sumit Mar Raha Hay.. Hussain to nahin na... keeps your eyes open he will splash on your screen from some other show...kya some other show Hussain apnay jalways Nach Baliye main bhi dikharaha hay aur jis tarah say ooski Begum nachti hay.. sabko nacha dalti hay..Hamain tou darr hay kahin kisi din sach main hi Kunal Kohli *censored* bacchay bhi parhtay hain yeh.....

Smiles

Taify:- Waisay ab agar Nach Baliye ki baat ho hi gaye hay tou ham chaltay hain Nach Baliye forum ki taraf...waisay Mods ko wahan ka naam zaroor badal dena chahiyay... instead of Nach Baliye it should be.. Lariye Lariye.... sound same?? waisay agar aap visit karain woh section tou Discussion kam aur Fighting zyada nazar aayegi... tou yeh hoa na kaamal Reality Show ka.. aray we all know Hiten-Gauri cannot dance but what? They entertain us and we vote for them kya problem hay bhai??? Why criticize them? See they are improving but people need to improve... yeh nahin Best Imprved par bhi jangain ho rahi hain.. Manav-Shweta..... Yash-Gauri .... Hiten-Gauri.... hamain nahin pata kis nay sab say zyada improve kya.. bas kya yehi kaafi hay.

Turns

Taify:- Larai ki baat ho aur KTH ka zikar na ho? Waisay Rajeev nay serial tou kab say choor dya hay laikin Forum walay hain kay oosay chornay ka naam hi nahin letay.. kya kahain issay Sacchi Mohbat? WOh tou abhi pata nahin... Rajeev himself calls him flirt and what about the girls? I know countless girls who love all men Eijaz,Rajeev,Iqbal,John and the list goes on and on.. what u call it?

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Taify:- By the way... KANK was criticized for showing extra marital affair but yeh kya.. some people are ready for it.. woh bhi bagair Shaadi kay? yeh extra virgin affairs ho gaye bhai.. chalo again Censored.. hamaray IF par itni shaadiyan ho chuki hain kay Couples ka naam bhi yaad rakhna mushkil hay....

Winks

Taify:- Kal tak tou Rajeev vs Gurry tha.. ab Rajeev ki jagah Aamna nay le li hay.. Kaun saccha kaun jhoota is ka faisla karnay walay ham kaun hotay hain so leave it....

Left Right Left forum par har waqt aik hi zikar hota hay.. Galeery kholo tou Rajeev.. hello? guys?? he is not the only actor in the serial.. You need to know it!!

Laughs

Taify:- Chalo ab itni batain hoo gayeen... kucch apnay baray main bhi... waisay my thing is ni our special Interview Segment...

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*Kucch Gap..Kucch Sacch*

Taify:- So please welcome "Altaf (my real name)" here on the show....

Altaf comes

Taify:- How does it feel to be here?

Altaf:- Good.. after all i am getting paid?

Taify:- Paid what?

Altaf:- It is confidential

Taify:- But what is confidential?

Altaf:- Nothing? Leave the topic

Taify:- Our first question.. You have just completed your One Year here on IF congrats on that..

Altaf:- Bara jaldi khayal aagaya.. but thanks.. I feel great to complete it.. i have some beautiful memories here which i would like to share...

Taify:- I do not want you to share.. woh tou pehlay hi ho gaya na.... now the big Controversy... "Your Jokes" what u wanna say about them?

Altaf:- You talking to me?

Taify:- Indeed.

Altaf:- I think those who think they were not jokes are the donkeys that laugh after the joke.. getting this (laughs)

Taify:- Yes

Altaf:- Hmm

Taify laughs

Altaf:- So you got now what i said?? you are yourself a donkey then

Taify:- Please do not call me donkey.. I am a cat!!!

Altaf:- Leave it.. next question please?

Taify:- What about the big thing.. I AM LEAVING IF.. But still u r very much here

Altaf:- I am here for some one special

Taify:- Who is that someone?

Altaf:- He He.. i am not gonna reveal (laughs)

Taify:- But seriosly?

Altaf:- I had made my mind to leave the forum but then i recieved some PM's some said.. do not go some were happy in the end for few peoples i stopped..

Taify:- But u r posting less these days,Why?

Altaf:- I don't wanna be hated

Taify:- Now thank you for giving us your time...

Altaf:- Mention not......

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Taify:- So the interview ends.. Dramay ki batain bhi ho gaye... interview bhi hoa.. controversy bhi hoi... sab kucch hoa now.. jab main zara forum search kar raha tha khabar Ayee.... *Some One is dying for shirtless pic* chalo.. it's ok??

Just type shirtless in the search engine to find about whom i am talking.. Are you a girl who likes to watch boys shirtless?? or a boy who like that? Ahm Ahm.

Taify:- Shweta Tiwari is out of Nach Baliye..meri prediction sahi nikli and now i know the reason.. she is out bcz she did not cry after her dance. WHY SHWETA WHY? I wanted to see that.. i mean see u dancing.. and now i saw Raja crying in the Reality Special.. kitni mehnat kar raha hay..Shweta is a good crier..ehh dancer and a teacher giving crying.. ehh dancing lessons to her husband i appreciate it..Shweta keep it up aur Wild Card Round main itni wild ho kar rona kay bas... Judge's will not disappoint you...

Taify:- I am not getting something.... There are people calling Prem Bhaiyya.. and then the same people says I wanna marry him ? hello!!!! yeh kya?? Bhai say shaadi?? konsa religion hay yeh madam?

Taify:- Kyunki forum shayad wahid hay jahan Villains ko bhi pasand kya jata hay.. pehlay Ansh and now girls are going GAGA over Abhir.. ok aisa hota hay.. both of them are good but decide.. You like Abhir or the guy who plays him????. ok i have to end this show now.. BBYE CYA.

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Please do not hate me after reading this.. I really do not wanna hurt any one.. No offense to any actor or any member here. See i never named any one how good i am?? ooh.. again praising myself.. If i geta ppreciated i will start posting them regularly on weekly basis...

I am having my fingers crossed..😆

Waisay for first show itna bhi bura nahin tha and if someone wondering why i interviewed myself then I had no one to.. if you want to be interviewed in next part simply.. PM ME!! So i can monitor you 😆

waiting for ur opinion..

say what ever u think.. what u like what u dislike

If i post again i will break into sections

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Chalo...
I am not hated yeh bohot bari baat hay! 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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heheh what a coincedence altaf is my sur name.. 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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i had noticed it..
Ambrina ji... and no comment about the post? 😭
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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 wow tooooooo gooooood 👏 👏 👏 Taify i m happy that day by day KTh members are great creativity with tough of humour ... keep up the good work 😉
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Day By Day?

Oyr main tou shuru say hi creative hoon? 😉
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Posted: 18 years ago
#7

hi
hello
hru
kia hal app kya yaar i m shadab u nekal bata chal ok
bye
pepu

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Do not wanna del it.. but my brother posted it..Sorry!! 😡

Edited by Taify - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Uff...
Pata hi nahin chal raha what is liked and what is disliked 😭

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