Member of the Week: Barnalidi - Page 17

Originally posted by: s.priya

Anol, shukar hai unhone tumhe baksh diya.....

Hume yahan bula kar pata nahi kahan kahan se gun khila diya khaane pe bulake.

Waise sochne wali baath yeh bhi hai ki Barnali, tumne Anol ko kyun baksh diya woh bandook se 😃

Yeh aapne badi galat baath ki.

Ab anol ko bhi gun khila do 😉

because then there is a high chance i have to eat Anols guns and missiles. i am really afarid of his questions. 😆

Originally posted by: Barnali

Priyey lalluwaji,

aap dilli mey hay hum eehaa hay. aapkey bina bihar suna suna lagat hay. aap eeha nahi rahiyega to aapka hair style out dated ho jayega. o susra Nitish ka hair style hit hoyey gawa hay aajkal.

aapki nisaani aapka bituwa bahut cirkat khelta hay. usko dekhat hu to aapki bahut yaad aati hay. bilkul aapahi ki tarah huwa hay. aapahi par gaya hay uuh. uuhi aankhey, uuhi rang, uuhi chaal. bahut yaad aati hay humaar aapki uhey dekhkar.

ha ganga jo bachhra huya hay bahut sundar hay. lallu dada lallu dada karkey roo att hay saara din. chaara bhi naahi khaawat hay. ab hum bhi kaa karey. aapki yaad mey hum bhi to chaara khaana chhor diye hay. na hamaar rabri khaaney ka man karta hay na rasgulla. aap jald hi aa jaiye naahi to hum mar jayenge ab. soocho fir bihaar ka kaa howega. aur itni caroro ki sampatti chaara khaakey jo hum ikattha kiyey hay uska kya hoga.

aapki yaad mey hum aankhey bichhayey baithey hai,

aapkihi pyaari,

meethi meethi

rabri

di kya prem patrwa likha hai. hunsi nahin ruk rahi

mein to hus hus ke lot pot ho rahi hoon.

u r brilliant

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Can't stop myself from posting this set........ Need same irregular replies that you are giving us...

1. Who is a successful man?

one who makes more money than his wife can spend

2. Any rule to borrow money from someone?

always borrow it frm a pessimist.thy dnt expect it back

3. If you are unable to change my mind what would be your reaction?

are yu sure bhaskar yu still have one😆

4. What are the wives of Red Indians called?

Mis-chiefs

5. What would you do if the weather forecast says that on one hand it might be cold but on the hand it might also be hot?

i will wear a glove in one hand and keep the other one as it is.

6. Why do humans have different blood groups?

so that mosquitoes can choose from variety of flavours

7. How many feet are there in a yard.

that depends on number of people standing in tht yard.

8. Last of this set. One more hillarious incident from your school/college days.

ok one more. but last one now 😆 yu r hell bent on prooving i am not innocent. 😆

it was in the class of our history teacher. we were all of the view tht she used to give us marks not reading wht we hav written but by measuring it wth a scale and then giv it. in order to prove tht point in one of the terminal exams i decided to do an experiment. we were in class 10 then. the question was on French Revolution and i had prepared it well.

what i did was to divide the whole answer into two parts and wrote the first part. then wrote the whole story of thirsty crow. after tht wrote the last part of th revolution.😆 i dnt thnk i need to go further into wht happened after tht. just let yu all knw we were all proved wrong 😆 she used to read the answers

just read Adi & Priya's story😆. too good di😆.

Swami Adinatheshwaraya ki jai😆😆

swami ji sufi gaano ke album ka music kya Himesh de raha hai?😆😆

Didi,

😆 You were so good in class.... who told that History teacher to read the answers...😆

BTW, what did she say after reading your answer???

...and your answers..to bhai's other questions are so OruGnaal..my God.. can't stop laughing...😆

Originally posted by: Barnali

You were too shant in school too..... Lagta hai.........

Originally posted by: Barnali

it was in the class of our history teacher. we were all of the view tht she used to give us marks not reading wht we hav written but by measuring it wth a scale and then giv it. in order to prove tht point in one of the terminal exams i decided to do an experiment. we were in class 10 then. the question was on French Revolution and i had prepared it well.

what i did was to divide the whole answer into two parts and wrote the first part. then wrote the whole story of thirsty crow. after tht wrote the last part of th revolution.😆 i dnt thnk i need to go further into wht happened after tht. just let yu all knw we were all proved wrong 😆 she used to read the answers

u r too much di

even I had a teacher in my college & she also used to give the marks by counting pages not read the answers. we used to write the same answer of every question & always got good marks.even in final exams we used the same method in that subject & always got highest marks than any other subject

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Partner tussi till now jaa rahe ho gr8... 😆 .

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OMG 😲 ...di thx for writing ur stories and giving me ideas 😈 ...i wil def do that chemistry 1. 😆
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