Ok, this is what I think:
So, we go back to the day, when Katie got injured in her leg, and was taken to the hospital, for a major surgery!!😆After Katie recovers from that injury, she will come to know of Devinder paaji's jhoote special kahaaniyaa, and will reject him. Then, Danny paaji will send the cops after Devinder paaji, and Kamayani and Ranveer will start smiling, and soon Kamayani will turn into a seductress and seduce danny paaji by mixing nasheeli goliyaa in his coffee, which she will bring for him, to relax, since he was too tensed about his daughter's leg injury.😆After Danny paaji wakes up, he will find himself in a dark hospital cabin, lying on a double bed, with his bare chest, and an ECG machine beeping, right next to his bed (and this beeping sound woke him up).😆Kamayani will come wearing a white night gown and rest her head on his barechest, saying "Hey sweetheart! Pata hai, this is the most beautiful evening of my life! Mujhe to apni jawaani apne uss kambakht bhai ke liye gawaana para, lekin ab tum mujhmei aise samaa chuke ho, ki mei ab kisi bhi haalat mei tumse ek second ke liye bhi door nahi jaana chaahti.
Danny will then say: Kya matlab?
Kamayani: Matlab ye ki tumne naa nashe mei mere saath salaam namaste karliya hai! Wo movie to aapne dekha tha na, jis mei nick aur amber salaam namaste karte hai.😳😆
Danny: Kya? Mei ....ye sab.....aur wo bhi iss ummar mei....meri ek jawaan beti hote hue bhi meine.......😭😆
Kamayani: Danny tumhe mujhse shaadi karni hogi, warna mei abhi issi waqt apne aap ko loose motion ki goliyaa khilaa khilaake khatam kardungi. Mei 35 loose motion ki goliyaa khaaoongi, agar tum nahi maane to.😆
Danny: Arre nahi nahi nahi!! Aisa matt karna o mere naagin jaise aankho wali chamiyaa!! Nahiiii..iii!!😭😆Mei tumse shaadi karlunga. Abhi kardeta hu. He then goes to another cabin, and spots a lady with sindoor in her maang, so he scrapes some sindoor off with his sharp nails, and takes it to Kamayani, while on the other hand the lady keeps giving him gaaliyas like badtameez murgaa etc etc.😕😆So, then he comes back and puts the sindoor in her maang, and the next day, they take the pheras. Aur phir they wait for katie maami to recover, and when she recovers, they give katie the masaaledaar news that her new mother has come to their aangna in Lakshmi ki roop!😆Upon hearing this she gets furious😡 and shouts some unknown cliche words in English, since she forgot 25% of hindi after the injury😕😆Danny comes there and puts some ice cubes on her head which calms her down. He then tells her all about Kamayani's shareef attributes and qualities which were the natural instincts she was bred with, by Ranbir, after her jawaani passed away,😕😕and upon hearing this katie smashes the ice cubes on the floor and says that iss ghar mei sirf meri asli maa ke liye hi jage hai. Isse to mei iss ghar mei rehneke liye 0.1mm ki jage bhi nahi doongi, and this time Danny gets furious and slaps his daughter, and katie goes to her room, weeps by hugging her Devinder like Teddy bear, which she ordered to be made in a toyshop.Aur they then try to take blessings from daadi by touching her feet, but daadi moves away.😆 Katie is in her room and she says to herself that maybe she should give devinder one chance at least. Maybe there's a chance that devinder will improve and will start walking in the path of satya, instead of taking sahaara from the jhoota raasta. 😃So, Devinder is now running from the cops and he finally spots a bush, and goes behind and hides there, while the jhand aankho ki roshni wale police loag😆 keep talaashofying every place in that area, leaving no stone unturned. The police wale then leave, and then Devinder comes out and starts walking to katie madam's house.On the way, daadi calls Devinder up, and informs him what just happened. So, he starts running even faster like a bullet, and daadi then helps him to climb up in the balcony, with the help of a rassi.😆He climbs up and enters katie's room, and overhears her saying " Devinder you are really sweet, i miss you, aur mei tumhe ek mauka aur dena chaahti hu, please waapas aajaao. So, upon hearing this, Devinder starts getting goosebumps in his spine, and finally comes infront of katie and asks for forgiveness by folding his hands in front of her, and she forgives him. Exactly, at that time the Sphere Origins ke loag make a grand entry there and say that DK are actually alive. They got shot in the mandir, and Karruu left them, and so did that bhavisshya baani denewala pandit. After they left, Saloni and Nahaar, came to the mandir and found DK there, lying on the ground with their eyes closed, since they both passed out. She and Nahaar checks both of their pulse, and takes them to the hospital (ok, guys Karruu aur pandit mandir choarke chalegaye, kyu kii unhe laga ki dono gaye oopar and by the time Saloni and Nahaar arrived there, the tape recorder kamayani also went from there )and they go through a major surgery. After the surgery, the doctor says that, the bullet missed Kajju's spine or let's say brain, by bare centimeters, and the bullets also missed Devu's liver by bare centimeters, since there were a lot of muscle tissues in his stomach😉😆, because when he was born, NT fed him milk soo well, that now he has abundant muscle tissues in his stomach.😆So, after narrating this story by Sphere Origins ke loag (directors, producers, and script writers), Saloni, Nahaar, and Hottie, land up there, and they break Devinder Katie's misunderstandings about being reincarnated as DK 😆. DK then makes their grand entry:
So, they all leave the room, to give them their privacy, and Devinder Katie run away to Turkestaan and marry there!😆They also go to a dargah there. Seek blessings,and they get six children and the end of Devinder Katie. On the other hand, Karruuu ditches kamayani, and shows every one the tape where kamayani accepted her guilty deeds. At the same time, Kamayani also gets furious and shows everyone that DVD, where Karruu tried to kill DK (She had an extra copy of that dvd). So, then, Karruuu too reveals Kamayani's raaz. He tells Danny paapa all about her devious plans, which she made inorder to reach Dannuu's money, and she then mixed nasheeli goliya in his coffee, and took off his shirt, and wore a night gown, in order to make him believe that the ahem ahem took place,so Dannuu this time punches karruuu and kicks kamayani out, and our DK are shown dancing and having fun in the lori function game:
Aur Dannuuu regrets, and brings his daughter, damaad, and potas and potis from Turkestan by putting ads of his missing ghar ke sadassyas worldwide. So, finally, Devinder Katie family enter and the bachchaas are confused on what's going on, since they never learned hindi, and only learned Arabic. So, each time Dannuuu or anybody else speaks hindi, they just stare at each other!😆Then, Dannuuu starts sending them to Hindi classes.😆On the other hand our DK keep playing hide and seek behind curtains:
The End😃
Zareen.
Anupamaa
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
