Some POSSIBILITIES for next WEEK - Page 7

Originally posted by: kaju.patel

arey, i was eating my dinner when the match was on, and i was "WTF-ing" all the way through... lol... the batting was SHITE, their bowling was so easy... they were GIVING the runs to them, and they missed SO many catches... but as i said, bangladesh hit so many fours and sixes, i was just like "WOW, go bangladesh"... lol, i even said that and my brother looked at me... i swear, if looks could kill... LOL... and why bermuda? so they play as bad as india played yesterday?? cos if they do, then god help them... lol...

YES... now that everyone is ready, i will assign their weapons, and decide the great day... now, seeing as monday is my mummy's birthday 😳 that day seems good enough, and closest, so how about tomorrow???? 😆 and as weapons, we have chappals, stilettos, belan/velans, kolhappuri chappals, dandas, boots, our hair (we can so whip him with our hair, if its longs enough right??) lol, we have our famous hands, which are best known for beeep slaps 😉... what else do we have under our woman weapons?? well, the stilettos are mine... how i always imagined bad things to do to dhruv with my stilettos... and the kolhappuri chappals are jyotis... who wants the other weapons? lol... omg, im losing it 😆 yeah dhruv ne to mujhe AUR pagal bana diya 😆😆

kaju bermuda never played any international cricket,its their first time in the world cup..and on monday India is playing them,and i m hoping India should win,but unfortunately i can't trust them anymore after yesterday's WTF performance

and here is the list of weapons that each bhootni possesses for dhruv killing mission😃.

mansi::cowdung boots;jyothi:kolhapuri chappals;kaj::sticks and belans;sharmi::dangerous gaalis;payal::shotgun;nikki::bhuttas and laughing gas;madiha::famous picture weapons and kaju::heel chappals and boots😃..

i guess these weapons r sufficient for that godzilla😆

oh yeah, i cant believe i forgot about nikki's bhuttes... and madiha's weapons... that sounds great to me 😉 we're all ready for our war!!! 😆 and im glad you know about bermuda playing first time, i wouldnt know the difference from a wide ball to a no ball 😆 lekin thats true, after yesterday's performance, you cant have any sort of faith in india... it was TERRIBLE!!! i bet their coach gave them a RIGHT bollocking after that.... (am i allowed to say bollocking?) 😕

Originally posted by: kaju.patel

oh yeah, i cant believe i forgot about nikki's bhuttes... and madiha's weapons... that sounds great to me 😉 we're all ready for our war!!! 😆 and im glad you know about bermuda playing first time, i wouldnt know the difference from a wide ball to a no ball 😆 lekin thats true, after yesterday's performance, you cant have any sort of faith in india... it was TERRIBLE!!! i bet their coach gave them a RIGHT bollocking after that.... (am i allowed to say bollocking?) 😕

so its going to b the biggest third world war with some unique weapons that hv never been used in the history of war😕😆..i m sure dhruv weapons ke naam sunte hi bhaag jaayega😉...and u can use any gaalis for the Indian team😡..they actually deserve it after yesterday😭

Seems like Monday is going to be India bashing and dhruv bashing...

Lemme join you....I had told them to drop sehwag!! 😡

Originally posted by: jyoti06

so its going to b the biggest third world war with some unique weapons that hv never been used in the history of war😕😆..i m sure dhruv weapons ke naam sunte hi bhaag jaayega😉...and u can use any gaalis for the Indian team😡..they actually deserve it after yesterday😭

arey, he will think "wow, women are looking for me" and then get all excited thinking we're all there for his charms and his good looks, he will be all happy to see us and then BAM!!!!! we all pounce and beat him to the pupl he is!!! uski to KHER nahin 😆... lol, india team upset you that much?? ok then, i will use all my gora land gaalis... but ones that arent too vulgur, lol...

I heard a good joke...

Its seems Gavaskar who had badmouthed aussies ran to the pakistan dressing room for 11 full covered suits to sheiled the Indians from humialiation ...But couldnt get any as the pakistani themselves were using it. 😆

People india are little comforte by the fact that Pakis are out of the world cup.Talk about sadistic pleasure!! 😆

Originally posted by: Sharmii

Seems like Monday is going to be India bashing and dhruv bashing...

Lemme join you....I had told them to drop sehwag!! 😡

lol, as for dhruv, you have to gather all the gaalis... you have to swear your head off whilst we beat him... NO! i'll make it better for you, convert the gaalis into a jaap, and jaap those gaalis whilst we beat him 😉 and why sehwag?? is he the one with the nice eyes... oh no, thats some guy called agakar... you know what, i'll leave the india topic to you guys, because there is no way i'd be able to tell apart the players to save my life 😆 but i will join in when it comes to saying how crappified they played... lol, even I understood that... 😆

Originally posted by: Sharmii

Seems like Monday is going to be India bashing and dhruv bashing...

Lemme join you....I had told them to drop sehwag!! 😡

well if they can play well against Bermuda,then i can still forgive them,but yes Sehwag needs to b dropped and Ganguly should b made the captain right in between the World cup😳..then they can at least reach the semi-final bec with Dravid's captaincy i doubt whether they will even reach the quaterfinal

and dhruv's death day is finally fixed on monday😃

Originally posted by: kaju.patel

arey, he will think "wow, women are looking for me" and then get all excited thinking we're all there for his charms and his good looks, he will be all happy to see us and then BAM!!!!! we all pounce and beat him to the pupl he is!!! uski to KHER nahin 😆... lol, india team upset you that much?? ok then, i will use all my gora land gaalis... but ones that arent too vulgur, lol...

woww kaju good imagination😉..so get ready with the bhootni bandwagon..😛..and i m already booking one hospital bed for him😉

dev-kajjal Milan & nbsp;18 March 2007

possibilities – actually oops i have written an hyphothetical episode…hope you guys don't mind..the length

next week..starts with
Dakku dhruv' car is stuck in one of Mumbai's famous traffic Jam's. He is glaring at Kajjal who is struggling to free her arm and make a run. he has automatic locking system. she cant run. She then desperately cries out to Gannu bhaiya, in her heart lest the beast hears it. camera rolls to Dev who is weeping in his car. He is a few cars ahead in the jam…..

Dhruv finds the traffic has started to move, edges and jumps a lane…he manages to edge forward and almost as his car is parallel to Dev's Kajjal is banging on the window which is locked. Dev turns then. he is shocked momentarily to see Kajjal…she doesn't see him as her eyes are filled with tears….she continues to bang the window wildly…As soon as the car in front of him moves, dev …does the same as Dhruv…oblivious to Dev chasing his car, dhruv finds another lane and speeds

Dev…is catching up. dhruv has a private apartment, away from Dadi's vision. He drags Kajjal out of the car….and drags her into the lift. By the time Dev reaches the entrance he is going up the lift. Dev uses the stairs….its on the 12th floor….so poor dev is literally panting….dhruv meanwhile starts to rant at Kajjal….who continues to struggle…he tells her…"i have arranged for a pundit to be here in 10 minutes….now i will see how you can jilt me…", his voice is cold with anger….A shocked Kajjal realises that he means to marry her against her will and starts to plead for Dev's life…at first Dhruv doesn't believe her that Dev's life is in danger and that only if she marries him that he will be saved….Dhruv tells her "don't try your lies on me baby…i am not buying this time….once we are married …then you can run to Dev and tell him your lies…"

Kajjal continues to plead…sobbing heart wrenchingly….dhruv is unmoved. he thinks she is pulling a fast one…when the doors of the lift open…dev reaches at the same time…both friends eye each other in shock. …dhruv …is still holding kajjals hand. Dev sees that but is unable to believe his eyes and his own friends fiendishness…( a few flashbacks of Dhruvs confessions above his undying love for kajjal…well it is dead now..)

dev advances slowly "dhruv what is going on…what are doing with Kajjal…" dhruv stares at him coldly "come to finish what you started in the hotel room…god Dev… i trusted you…you were my buddy …my pal…you said ….she will be mine in three days…that she loves me…all lies…and now this…girl…she all lies too….i am sick and fed up of all your lies…so i have come to do a faisla….i will not take this insult lying down…along with me…dadi is most hurt…this girl will pay for it…"

Dev says slowly" let her go…dhruv…don't do this my friend…please don't…you will regret it later" he is almost pleading…for he does love Dhruv and knows he is doing this because he is very hurt…dhruv continues to hold Kajjals hands," You still love this girl…come on dev…she is a cheat…she was telling me this lie about your impending death…and that she has to marry you to save you….gosh…how can you believe her"…Dev is stunned…kajjal is silent now…she watches Dev….she doesn't breathe…in anticipation….

Dev takes a deep breathe," Dhruv let her go…i am pleading with you for the sake of our friendship…please let her go…" dhruv is angry again," Gosh man….are you my friend or enemy…this girl has hurt me bad…humiliated me and Dadi…the same dadi you love so much…who loves you so much….how can you let her destroy our friendship of so many years…i am disgusted at you…"

Dev closes his eyes," Dhruv for the last time…please let her go with me…i will take her back home to her family…and i will come back and talk to you…i promise" Dhruvs lips twist bitterly," i trusted you bro once…you didn't even let me come with the proposal to her family….nah..nah not this time…..go back Dev…she is not your problem anymore…I am going to deal with it my way"

Dev then says quietly,"let her go dhruv…you are holding the hand of my wife to be", Both Kajjal and Dhruv are shocked. Dhruv drops his hand….kajal runs to Dev, clinging on to his arm…looking at dhruv nervously. Dev tells Dhruv," she is my responsibility….i love her very much…and today we would be married if it weren't for circumstances…she never lied to you or cheated. she wasn't even aware that it was your proposal we were taking to her family. that's why i asked you to keep away. KAJJAL SAID YES BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THE PROPOSAL WAS FROM ME" dhruv is stricken to hear that. Dev's voice drops sadly," You always asked who is the hospitalwalli…it is none other than Kajjal…I am sorry Dhruv…truly am…for everything….kajjal is innocent…please let her go…." dhruv is badly shaken….and sinks against the wall…Dev slowly walks away with Kajjal in tow…Kajjal cant bear to be separated from him and clings on. In his car, he looks at her sadly," i still cant marry you Kajjal….you will have to be strong…Kajjal…for us both…promise me you will behave normally with your family…start eating and going to office again….promise me…please" he holds out his hand…kajjal is sobbing…" i cant…i cant…." He says in a forlon voice." then i wont be able to die in peace…kajjal…i wanted to die in peace…to see you happy with dhruv….we have to accept what destiny has in store for us"….

meanwhile as they are on their way back…there is chaos in SP household…SP has found out that Kajjal is not in her room he is livid and pacing the house…Vimmo di…joins him…she says " Satya…I didnt understand then what the siddhbhabha was implying…remember we went to one in Mussorrie…he told me something about Kajjal…now I do….then she tells him a secret….it shocks SP…freeze

now could it be…that Kajjal also has a similar mahadosha….maybe a rahu mahadosha….try and recall the number of times she was in danger and none other than Dev rescuing her….and vice versa…so our dear gannu bhaiya…might have just staged this couples destiny to go through these trials…but in the end the power of their unselfless love…their passion and sacrifice….compels the stars to change….

any suggestions

your friend Sam

possibilities
the tragic ones =
1. Dakku Dhruv takes Kajjal to a lonely place, acts violently – slapping etc…vents his anger…kajjal soul cries out to gannu bhaiyya….camera back to SP…shubha tai is shocked to see Drhuv drag Kajjal into his car…she is worried and rushes in to tell SP. SP is shocked…calls police…hottie cals dev…dev…has started to feel influence of mannik…ameesha has cleverly hidden it in his car…he struggles to drive…but the thought of Kajjal life being threatened pushes him on…gannu bhaiya again saves the day…dakku dhruv has packed his huge black car on the side of the cliff he takes kajjal to…he has every intention on wrecking revenge the only ways he knows,,,,to take her by force…she dared humiliate him…remember ameeshas words…she insulted you in public…if she cant marry you…and marrys someoneelse think of the insult.///only one way t stop Kajjal to marry anyone else…ruin her completely…his mnd sick with revenge tells him…

Dev stumbles out…the effect of the gemstone still very strong…he reaches the stop…but is too late…..kajjal is sobbing…Dhruv is still ranting at her…he has done the nasty job…(la ek duje ke liye)

Dev is shocked…falls to his knees….even the news of his impending death hadn't effected him so badly…it ws his fault he…had made Dhruv do this to Kajjal….Dhriv sees Dev and smile s "nastily…2shes all yours now"

Dev rushes at him. they exchange blows…..dhruv ….finds a sharp piece of stick and lunges at Dev…kajjal flings herself in front of him…..and gets hit….dev cries out and grabs heras she is falling….Dhruv is stunned…Dev is sobbing 2what did you do"…kajjal is smiling…please put the sindoor now…with my blood…i can diehappy…now

She takes his hand and with her own blood makes him to fill her maang…the gemstone goes dull….it has done the job….kajjal ..dies in his aems. Dev screams…in gaony….Dhruv is stricken…with shock…when he ehars the story…too late to realise what he had done…he starts to move towards Dev…Dev backs off…..holding Kajjal close to his chest his eys wild with grief….dont touch her…don't come near…

as he backs a bit more….he and kajjal fall off the cliff…Dhruv screams…" Dev"….Dev is smiling as he falls down to the seas below,…kajjal in his arms….

camera to the first scene when he saves her from the cliff…)tragic ending – la ek duje ke liye)

sorry folks…

sam