Imaginary Dev-Dhruv fashion dialogue!

Friends, as you can see I am fed up with Dhruv being a wimp - and I am trying to amuse myself thinking how exactly "Dev the Qurbani King" will now resort to advising this "Dhruv the Gutless Girlchaser" in the art of wooing Kaajjal with the right fashion sense...

So here is the kind of dialogue that may happen between them ...

Dev the Qurbani King:
(Rings Dhruv) ... Hello, pick up the phone goddamit ...

Dhruv the Gutless Girlchaser:
(wakes up in the middle of the night in his sleep to answer the phone) ... Hullo, Ameesha ... maine Kaajal se milne ki itna koshish kar raha hoon, lekin kuch kamyaab nahi ho raha hoon ..."

Dev the Qurbani King:
"Hello, goddamit ... akal hai tumhare pass? Kya mera voice Ameesha bhabhi jaise lagta hai! Utto jaldi, kuch kapde pehen lo aur plan banao Kaajjal ko manane ki ... poochoon tho abhi kuch tum kapde pehena hai ki nahi? ...
tum bhi na kapde pehen ne me itna lousy ho aur bhi itna late karte ho... mai har waqt dar jaata hoon ki tum bina kapde Kaajjal ke saamne pahunch jaoge!"

Dhruv the Gutless Girlchaser:
"Arre Dev ... sorry yaar maine awaaz nahi pehchana ... aaj kal Ameesha bhabhi ek marad ban gayee hai, isiliye tumhare awaaz aur unki awaaz mein zyada pharak nahi ... aur kapde pehen ne ko majboor mat karo yaar ... kapde pehenke main kya karoon, Kaajjal toh yahan nahi hai na mere kapde dekhne ke liye!"

Dev the Qurbani King:
"Kaajjal wahan nahi hai toh kya, mein kuch bahane karke use wahaan leke aata hoon, magar poore plan tain tain phis ho jayega agar tum kapde pehene bina baite rahoge to! Kya sochegi Kaajjal there pyaar ki baare mein? Woh sochegi "Yeh Dhruv kaisa mujhe pyaar karega, jab woh kapde se bhi pyaar nahi karta!""

Dhruv the Gutless Girlchaser:
" Teek hai baba, main kuch pehenne ki koshish karta hoon ... magar idea nahi aa raha hai ... kuch ideas do na ... accha ek idea hai ... mere paas ek accha sa naya tie hai ... mai tie pehenta hoo kaajjal ke liye ... utna accha tie hai ki doosre kuch kapde nahi chaiye uske saath!"

Dev the Qurbani King:
"Baap re baap, goddamit, sirf tie nahi chalega, yeh ek badi occasion hai, jab tumhare pyaar se mil rahe ho, aur sirf tie ...? Goddamit, aur kuch peheno ..."

Dhruv the Gutless Girlchaser:
" Accha teek hai ... mere pas ek headband bhi hai ... tie ko match karta hai, toh main headband bhi pehenunga ... aur dark goggles bhi"

Dev the Qurbani King:
"Akal use karo Dhruv ... sare kapde upar body main hi rahega, neeche ke liye kya pehenoge ... kya Kaajjal neeche nahi dekhegi? ... kaajjal jaise acche ladkiyan ke ankhon hamesha neeche hi rahenge kyunki woh ek simple sa girl hai ..."

Dhruv the Gutless Girlchaser:
" Accha teek hai ...itna chillao mat na ... mere paas socks hai main neeche ke liye socks pehenunga ..."

Dev the Qurbani King:
"Dekhlo is ulloo ko ... upar pehena hai, neeche pehena hai ... lekin beech me kuch pehen ne ka man hi nahi karta usko ... Dhruv, kya mein tumhe sab bata na hai kya ... beech mein kya peheno ge? Socho jaldi yaar ..."

Dhruv the Gutless Girlchaser:
" Oh tumhe batana bhool hi gaya ... mere paas ek teek taak belt hai beech me pehen ne ke liye. Accha Dev, toh abhi main bahut confident hoon ... sab hai mere pass ... tie, headband, chashma, socks aur belt ... Kaajjal ko accha lage ga na mujhe dek kar ..."

Dev the Qurbani King
(thinks to himself) "Han zaroor Kaajjal ko accha lage ga tumhare dress sense... itna accha lage ga ki sochegi "Is Dhruv se mai kaise pyaar karoon? Woh sirf accessories hi pehenta hain ki beech beech main meri imagination se shirt aur pant ka fill-in-the-blanks karna padta hai! Behthar hai ki mai Dev se hi pyaar karoon kyunki bhootnis log itna kehne par bhi woh shirt tak nahi uthar tha hai! Aur agar kundali kehta hai ki main Dev ke pyaar mein mar jaoon toh wohi behthar hai ... nahi toh meri poore zindagi shirt pant dekhe bina adhoora reh jayeega!"

And thus Dhruv's fashion sense helps to unite Dev-Kaajal and they live happily ever after!

my god mansi that was hilarious 🤣 i m still rolling in laughter..u hv made dev the qurbani king and that werewolf the gutless girlchaser 😆 looks like this weekend u will go through lot of wild imagination 😉 but i like your kapda pehenna theory 😛 ..but then dhruv had his hairband,socks,sunglasses,tie,belts everything..but what about shirt and pant 😕 😕 😉

Originally posted by: jyoti06

my god mansi that was hilarious 🤣 i m still rolling in laughter..u hv made dev the qurbani king and that werewolf the gutless girlchaser 😆 looks like this weekend u will go through lot of wild imagination 😉 but i like your kapda pehenna theory 😛 ..but then dhruv had his hairband,socks,sunglasses,tie,belts everything..but what about shirt and pant 😕 😕 😉

My point that I hope Kaajjal will realise is how this Dhruv wears too few clothes ... and how Dev will not even take off his shirt for the bhootnis? So which is the better man? etc!

u know with this kam kapade wala theory,i just remembered onething,when dhruv was introduced in the serial for the first time,he wore those short pants or undi u can say 😆 i can even call it a langot 😆 ,he was looking so aweful and even in that kajal birthday party,he was wearing that patta in his neck 😕 ..this actually shows dhruv's bad dressing sense and dev is always in top class suits..even his casuals r mouthwatery 😛 ..so no wonder kajal is attracted towards dev and i doubt whether even hottie will fall fr this werewolf 😕

Originally posted by: jyoti06

u know with his kam kapade wala theory,i just remembered onething,when dhruv was introduced in the serial for the first time,he wore those short pants or undi u can say 😆 i can even call it a langot 😆 ,he was looking so aweful and even in that kajal birthday party,he was wearing that patta in his neck 😕 ..this actually shows dhruv's bad dressing sense and dev is always in top class suits..even his casuals r mouthwatery 😛 ..so no wonder kajal is attracted towards dev and i doubt whether even hottie will fall fr this werewolf 😕

Undi? Langot?!!🤣

no but seriously speaking,i guess even the makers want to show his character weak as compared to dev's,and thats the reason his character is shown to b soo dumb,so that even mistakenly also kajal never gets attracted towards him even if he wears dev's mask and comes and stands in front of kajal 😕..i mean just imagine a guy from U.S comes to india to do some business and to marry a girl and also stating that girls r crazy fr me and then when it comes to impressing a girl he takes help fm someone like ameesha and then on top of it sends bhuttas to impress her 😕 ,how dumb can he get,u know yesterday my fiance was asking me"what u would hv done if i had given u a bunch of bhuttas on Vday"i replied "i would hv just distributed them in my building and just keep one bhutta,so that we can eat it together" 😳

Originally posted by: jyoti06

no but seriously speaking,i guess even the makers want to show his character weak as compared to dev's,and thats the reason his character is shown to b soo dumb,so that even mistakenly also kajal never gets attracted towards him even if he wears dev's mask and comes and stands in front of kajal 😕..i mean just imagine a guy from U.S comes to india to do some business and to marry a girl and also stating that girls r crazy fr me and then when it comes to impressing a girl he takes help fm someone like ameesha and then on top of it sends bhuttas to impress her 😕 ,how dumb can he get,u know yesterday my fiance was asking me"what u would hv done if i had given u a bunch of bhuttas on Vday"i replied "i would hv just distributed them in my building and just keep one bhutta,so that we can eat it together" 😳

If someone gave me bhuttas for Valentine's Day I will surely hit him on the head with the same bhutta! Plus how many bhuttas can she eat? Dev's kunadli may kill her ... but surely dysentary may also kill her more quickly?

Originally posted by: skanda12

If someone gave me bhuttas for Valentine's Day I will surely hit him on the head with the same bhutta! Plus how many bhuttas can she eat? Dev's kunadli may kill her ... but surely dysentary may also kill her more quickly?

🤣🤣u think she will eat all of them..but if she does..then definitely she will need a huge tabela not fr romance but for....😆😉

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I cant wait for Kaajjal the intelligent girl to actually firgure whats going on!!

And I wouldnt even mind A third slap for devy...Its keep him in his sense for atleast 2 days!! 😛

But lets be happy..With Nt's accidnet all thoughts of dhruv Is going be thrown out of the gutter.

We may get to see some nice Dev-NT-kaju scenes...

Originally posted by: a4j4ever

😆 😆 😆
I cant wait for Kaajjal the intelligent girl to actually firgure whats going on!!

And I wouldnt even mind A third slap for devy...Its keep him in his sense for atleast 2 days!! 😛

But lets be happy..With Nt's accidnet all thoughts of dhruv Is going be thrown out of the gutter.

We may get to see some nice Dev-NT-kaju scenes...

arey sharmi more especially we will get to c some tabela kinda stuff when dk will go in search of nt n chachi...........will b awesomeeeeeeeeeee 😉