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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone. Husband: How do u know? Wife: Bcoz she is not asking for pocket money.

Luv means 2 see someone with closed eyes, 2 miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, 2 live 4 some1, luv some1, but ensure that sum1...

Luv isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to luv, then life would be much simpler more magical. Happy Valentine's Day

You are unique, you are caring you are the best I am the luckiest to have you in my life! Happy Valentine's Day my sweetheart!

This day of luv I take a vow 2 luv u well through all d days of long labyrinthine ways: But I would luv u anyhow. Bcoz u r my Valentine.

My eyes r blind without ur eyes 2 see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy Valentine's Day.

Man: Doctor: My wife thinks she is a lift. Doctor: Tell her to come in. Man: I can't. she doesn't stop at this floor.

Banta: How marriage changed things for you? Santa: Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

Bank Manager: What is Cyclone? Santa smiled and proudly answered: Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle

New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questions OBC: Write Any One question SC: Only read questions ST:...

A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging Competition improves service!

Dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for...

Logical and Legal: A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his...

girl : main kisi ameer se ladke se shaadi kerna chati hoon 2nd girl ; jo pass mein baitha hai usse ker le 1st girl : kiyun ? usse kiyun? ...

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Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital,

Lost your pen=no pen No pen=no notes Nonotes=no study No study=Fail Fail=no diploma No diploma=no work no work=no money no money=no food no

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and

Read the paragraph below ....and try to understand the meaning. Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance,...

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Fight between teeth and tongue: Teeth: Humne zara sa dabaana hai aur tumhari cheekh nikal jayegi... Tongue: Aur mene zara si bakwaas karni hai to...

Teacher: Tum barey hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?..... Student:

One day a little boy asked his father about God.... Son: Dad...is god black or white? Father: I dont know son... Son: well, is God a guy or a...

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A few days back, the Sri Lankan Cricket team was ambushed by a group of terrorists while travelling from the hotel to the stadium. This was a...

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

****Modz can close the topic if the content is found inappropriate**** AT A PARTY : Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30

girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi boy:lekin yahaan to kohi nahi girl:to kia hoa formality to poori karni hai na

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me...