Terrorist Attack on Sri Lankan Cricket Team

A few days back, the Sri Lankan Cricket team was ambushed by a group of terrorists while travelling from the hotel to the stadium. This was a really surprising attack considering the fact that cricketers are revered like Gods in the sub-continent. Yup, even the terrorists are hardcore cricket fans!!

As it turns out, the terrorists were actually students of the Terrorist Training School in Talibanistan, which is affiliated with the Jihadi International University. They were enrolled in the MBBS course – 'Masters in Bomb Blasting Strategies'. And not the MSc degree – 'Masters in Suicide Course'. Probably, that was the reason they left after hurling a few grenades and killing just 6 policemen!!

Another interesting finding was that each of these terrorist carried packets of dried fruits and dates. This proves that they were some of the good Taliban who had just come to watch a game of test cricket and got so bored that they decided to have a training session instead!!

Now, who the hell are Good Taliban??

Ok. Let me explain. For administrative purposes, Pakistan Government has classified the Taliban into the following categories:

- Bad Taliban: The hungry, half naked ones found in Afghanistan.

- The Good Taliban: The ones that recently took over Swat region of Pakistan.

- And then finally, the really really Good Taliban: The ones that run the Pakistan Government.

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