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Tum barey hokar kya karoge ?

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Teacher: Tum barey hokar kya karoge ?

Student: shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean barey hokar kya hasil karoge?

Student: dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab barey ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: pota

Teacher: oohoo, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!


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ROFL 🤣..........Thanks for making me laugh 😃
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