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Posted: 16 years ago
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Let me tell u a crime story!
Der wer 5 frndz livin in 1 house. Der names wer
MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, SUMBODY & NOBODY. 1 day Sumbody killed Nobody
so Mad called de police.
MAD: Helo iz dis da police?
POLICE: Yes hw can i help u?
MAD: Umm Sumbody haz killed nobody!
POLICE: R u mad?
MAD: Yes im mad
POLICE: Dnt u hav a brain!
MAD: Brain iz in de bathroom rite now
POLICE: U fool!
MAD: No actually fool is readin dis msg.............
Edited by **queen of UK** - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago
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wicked funny joke lol😛😛😛

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