Originally posted by: karkuzhali
The Daily Entertainer.(A HBAS House Magazine for Private circulation only.) [Chief Editor: Karkuzhali.]Personality.The Daily Entertainer has started a new weekly section published every Friday.Thinking along the lines of Arnab Goswami's "Frankly Speaking.." in Times Now Channel, The Chief Editor Karkuzhali interviews the most famous in house twin-brats Baby Sarasa and Bablookutty..Baby Sarasa.( Baby and Bablookutty are waiting for the Chief editor of the Newspaper "The Daily Entertainer.")Babloo: 'kka.. who is going to come..?Baby: mmm? It is someone from some newspaper..Bablo: Newspaper? What is it?Baby: Yes..Haven't you seen grandma reading it daily?Babloo: ( laughs)'kka.. you are joking.. How can anyone come from a paper..πBaby: That's what grandma said..She said that some one from the office of the newspaper is going to come..Babloo: Oh.. Why?Baby: They want to interview us..Babloo: What..? 'nterview..? I don't know what 'nterview is..Baby: They will ask us questions.. And we should answer them..Babloo: Baby'kka..π You don't know.. that is called test..exam... not 'nterview..Baby: Babloo .. In tests they give us marks..In interview they don't give us marks..Babloo: Then..what will they give..?Baby:Sometimes chocolates..Babloo: (surprisingly) 'kka.. how do you know all these things?Baby: (proudly) Once Zee TV aunty interviewed me and gave me chocolates..π @@Babloo: Will they give us chocklets s'parately?Baby: Don't know..Grandma said the newspaper started only 10 days ago.. May be they are not rich to buy two boxes..( The Chief Editor of the Newspaper TDE Ms. Karkuzhali comes with the staff photographer.)KK: Hi kutties..!Babloo: Hi..Baby: Hai..KK. Do you know why I've come here kiddoos?Babloo: Yes..KK: That's nice..I am going to take interview of you both, lovely children!Babloo: Take interview? I thought we are going to give 'nterview..KK: ???Baby: Shhh.. Babloo.. Don't confuse her..KK: Okay before I start, my photographer will take photos of you two..Babloo: Photo?.. me and 'kka together?KK: No he will take separate photos of you..( So the photo session being over after a prolonged Q&A session for about 45 minutes, the real interview starts..)KK: Okay.. Let me first ask Bablookutty a question..Babloo: ( Proudly) See Baby'kka.. I'm the first..KK: What is HBAS ?Babloo: It is a house where there are mad people..KK: Good.. Why do you say they are mad..Babloo: Because .. they came to our 'spital for treatment..KK: Did you cure them?Baby: No.. we couldn't..Babloo: Because they have the d'sease .. that comes to them every 'leventeen days..Baby: We tried so many medicines on them, but we can't cure them..KK: Okay.. Do you know what H B A S means?Babloo: I know.. they are 'lfabets.. My teacher told me..Baby: It is a story.. Lashy akka writes it..Babloo: 'kka.. did you forget? Lashy'kka writes Akbar uncle Heera'kka story.. Not 'lfabet story..Baby: Shhh..Babloo.. keep quiet .. both are same..KK: Okay.. my next question is Who do like very much in the story..Baby: I like Heera akka..KK: That's nice.. Why do you like her?Baby: Because she is pretty and clever..Babloo: How do you know.. you have not seen her at all..Baby: I have seen her pictures.. Grandma showed me..KK: Now, Babloo darling, whom do you think is best in the story..Babloo: Akbar uncle.KK: Why do you say he is best?Babloo: Because he is handsome and his Bahadur is also handsome..I saw their photos..Akbar uncle looks like Rajat uncle..Baby: Babloo...How can a horse be handsome?Babloo: Because he is a boy.. Boys are only handsome and not pretty.. Shagun'kka said once..KK: Okay ..okay kutties one last question..do you know about this newspaper ?Babloo: Yes.. We were talking about that before you came..KK: Really? You also discuss about our newspaper?Baby: Yes.. But Babloo does't know what you write in it.. He can't read..Babloo: No.. but both Minakutty and me see pichers..KK: Oh, there is another reader for the newspaper.. Who she? can you call her?Baby: She is our sister . She can't walk..KK: What? Poor girl.. Then I will go and ask her a few questions..Babloo: She can't talk..also..KK: Hey kutties.. You surprise me.. Did she study the sign language..Babloo: mmm..yes she understands the signs with our hands..KK:π² Did she consult a doctor?Baby: Yes.. She goes to the check up regularly..Babloo: Yes.. daily..we test her..Baby: The doctor says she will be fine in one year..KK: Oh.. poor darling.. How old is she now?Babloo: She is 100 days old today!!KK:π²
Bablookutty[Note:@@.. Baby's Interview by Zee TV is on P174 of Shyamala Aunty's Of Human Bondage thread.]


