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And my life's a lie, belonging to the Southwest coastal part of India, I was only wrapped in white muslin in infancy.😕
Let's get more regressive CVs.
So today's episode told us that you need to be proud of your family. Look at Ekta. She just conveniently got "inspired" by her daddy's movies from the 80s, you know the ones with Shridevi, Jayaprada, or Rekha, and truckloads of mascara. You love the wife, wife loves you, you both have a kid, you love the kid, wife loves the kid, but, God loves him more, ergo he flies away before you could get home the passport form, your wife loses her mind, and you get more creative than Vishal Bharadwaj, Karan Johar, and Anurag Basu put together, and flick a child from a poor widowed woman, who may or may not be your wife's BFF, all the while donning the expression, like your mommy makes you drink Karela juice morning, noon, and night. All whiffs of morality thrown out of the window. (Now y'all know my childhood was scarred by the said movies.)
Now, picture JA, with the same plot, chuck the mascara, bring in the kohl and falsies, the BFF is a shady character who gets obsessed with stuffs, audhas, farmaans, orange lipstick, you get the picture. Now the way forward looks tough to Jalaal, who is an expert in scrunching his face like the raisin your mommy puts in kheer, to show all that angst that's locked in his heart, given the natural baby-sacrificer in Jituji movies has been replaced by his first wife who looks like a mash-up of all the Disney villains, but, unlike them she isn't smooth, but loud with a capital L, ask her side-kick.
Now let's come to the real shady couple of Agra, Fardeen duplicate and his missus who needs a face wash pronto, whatever happened to their kid, wasn't it with them when they landed. Gulbadan Beghum needs to write a memoir on Kamran bhaijaan ASAP, as the suputr doesn't know the real reason for his father's blindness. If Kamran bhaijaan maintained a diary, it would look like this,
Day 1 - Tried to kill Humayun personally. Bad plan.
Day 2 - Tried chicken tikka.
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Day 51 - Tried to get Humayun and his pregnant wife killed by collaborating with some shady characters.
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Day 75 - Abducted Akbar and his daima.
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Day 90 - Tried to kill Akbar how else, the cannon-ball.
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Day 110 - Try killing my brother again, who keeps forgiving me.
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Day 150 - Getting this ghost written - do not push your luck.
That'd have been educational to his unemployed son, as obviously he's no subedaar, was never seen in any war (in the show that is.)
And my life's a lie, belonging to the Southwest coastal part of India, I was only wrapped in white muslin in infancy.😕
Let's get more regressive CVs.
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Yeah, I am all set, now let me go bang my head to a wall.
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