CVs kare to kya kare

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Time to lighten things up (at least for me), so back to my "From the CV's POV" posts. This is about how seriously I think the CVs take this show and history so we should not give it more seriousness then it deserves. 😆

That being said, all serials go through what I believe is the post-SR syndrome. Till the SR, the CVs have it easy - they just have to keep the leads apart. Though how they create MU becomes more and more ridiculous. But after the SR, the CVs always scramble as they don't know where to take the story ... So, let's give the CVs some time.

In the meantime, let's see if we can laugh about it. 😆

With that preamble, here begins my fun post:

Fed up with our phone calls, Zee sent the Jodha Akbar CV team to visit Dr. Logic. Here is the transcript from the session.

Dr. Logic: Why are you here today?

CVs: We are having some trouble with the show Jodha Akbar.

Dr. Logic: The good news for you and the bad news for me is I happen to watch this show. So, why are you suddenly having more issues than usual?

CVs: Well, you see, till the love confession and SR, life is easy for us as all we have to do is keep the leads apart as long as we can and delay the love confession.

Dr. Logic: You even dragged that a bit too much ... The Sujamal track made no sense.

CVs: Oh we know ... But then people held on because they knew the SR was around the corner ... When they could survive the Ben track, we knew that we could survive that too.

Dr. Logic: Sadly you are right. But, then after the SR what happened?

CVs: We didn't know how to create drama anymore. So, we tried Ruq's fake pregnancy.

Dr. Logic: Is there a reason all your tracks have to do with pregnancies and vomits?

CVs: We thought the TRP audience could relate to it.

Dr. Logic: Viewers can relate to common sense as well you know.

CVs : Oh really? But we received a lot of backlash for that - some for showing Ruqs doing something so low, some for letting Ruqs get away with it.

Dr. Logic: By the way, how did you decide to have Jalal forgive Ruqs?

CVs: So, we would have a ready villain when we need one in the future.

Dr. Logic: And, I thought for a change you showed maturity. Anyways, what next?

CVs: We tried to fill time by making Jalal Akbar.

Dr. Logic: Any reason you spent only one day on the coin and Jalal being Akbar?

CVs: There was no drama or suspense to it. No point in keeping the audience happy.

Dr. Logic: That makes sense (rolls eyes). Then what did you do next?

CVs: We realized people liked Todarmal a lot. They even started a fan club for him.

Dr. Logic: Note to self, never start a fan club (Now you know who I am! 😉)

CVs: Well, we had him get in trouble to have viewers watch closely how he would be saved.

Dr. Logic: Couldn't you think of another crime?

CVs: Well, for the maha episode Zee wanted a crime against a woman.

Dr. Logic: A fake one?

CVs: Well that was the best we could do as we couldn't have Adham Khan caught yet.

Dr. Logic: Why not?

CVs: Well, we need the villains to be around as long as possible. But in any case, we saved Todarmal but butchered Jodha and Jalal in the process.

Dr. Logic: Indeed you did. Then, how did you think about this next track?

CVs: Well, we were really upset by the backlash from the Todarmal track - we got this seething letter from the President of the Todarmal Fan Club (😉😆) so we decided to relax by watching a movie.

Dr. Logic: What movies did you end up watching?

CVs: Sholay and Mirch Masala. It played on Zee Cinema.

Dr. Logic: That explains it! Next time can you watch Jodha Akbar? 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣..loved ur dr logic's expressions! we should not demand for anything..lesson learnt..

-we all wanted passionate sr, look what we got..a touch me not one😔

-we wanted TM's screen space increased, look what track we got shenu accusing him of molestation

-then we wanted war and politics..look what we got instead MC's political chalen through getting married to a child and now a mirchi war with akbar being captive and tortured by coconut hair
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Divya CVS have lost it.. Why did they even show this dumb Shenu track, can't they execute properly.. From Jo accusing TM JA has fallen down for me.. But I still liked the previous episodes which were good .. But yesterday episode what they are showing, Jalaal captivate & AM torturing and still JJ will forgive that Shenu ? I seriously hating this track..The war is not executed well..

When CVS have weak screenplay not even leads can hold the viewers interest..I want to see TRPS drop then only CVS will understand... We want both our leads to be strong, not a weak Akbar, nor mahaan Jodha..
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 Sholay and Mirch Masala?!😲
Divi🤣
I just want CVs to read this pls😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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awesome post⭐️
Dr. Logic: Any reason you spent only one day on the coin and Jalal being Akbar?
CVs: There was no drama or suspense to it. No point in keeping the audience happy.
@bold:love you for this one
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Thanks Guys! Glad you enjoyed it 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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He he he Divi!
Awesome!

Dr. Logic is very patient with the CVs...😉😆

I think the CVs also watched Cleo Patra hence, the MCB track.🤢
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Dr. Logic - so what about the next track? Where has that come from? CVs - well we watched wwf the other day and we also watched hulk - so we thought why not a khali look-a-like... Divya, me, mandy, shreya, Sands, lashy, and others - 'facepalm'!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: adianasr

Dr. Logic - so what about the next track? Where has that come from? CVs - well we watched wwf the other day and we also watched hulk - so we thought why not a khali look-a-like... Divya, me, mandy, shreya, Sands, lashy, and others - 'facepalm'!!!

I wonder what would happen if they watch Avengers...😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Raksha,
I heard that since now it's Jo pregnancy track
They(cvs) are watching
1)What to expect when expecting.
2)Nine months.
Well after baby is born ,they will watch
1)Baby's day out.
2) Million dollar Bady
When the kid grows
1)Home alone
And since Akbar had 10 to 12 kids they will watch
1)Cheaper by dozen
2)Sound of music.
3) All the episodes of Family guy.

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