Take5:Hilarious 5-May 8th

Hi guys,

This Take 5 is only from yesterday's episode as I hardly watched the May 8^th eppy...didn't have time and just fast forwarded the whole eppy..But yesterday,we got one of Ekta's gems...It was one of those episodes which was a laugh riot from the word go..Thank you CVs.😉😆😆.keep the entertaining flowing

Take 1: From Noddy to Big ears:

Atgah and Jallu outdo each other in disguising themselves.Atgah aka Noddy decides to dress up like his favourite character ,Big ears for his fancy dress outing😉...He goes about his task by renting Shaguni's bai's wig for a day and sticking it upside down on his chin...😲😲Now Atgah might fancy himself as the Shah Rukh Khan of Agra but I doubt anyone in Agra actually knows who he is..Even if he had gone without a disguise,I can bet nobody would have recognized him...chal koi baat nahin...I won't hold it against him..he wanted to have fun on "Noddy's day out"😉😳

Take 2: Disguise daku ka:

Jallu also wears a beard but opts for a cheaper method. He collects his own hair from his four previous haircuts,sticks them together and creates an apology of a beard. It looks horrendous,but he personally seems pretty pleased with his effort. 👏👏Then,in order to make his get up look more authentic,he sticks a til to his left cheek..... He takes an old discarded bindi of Jodha,which is way too big,way too black and way too scary and sticks it on himself..Proud of his handiwork, he sets off into the bazaar.

Take 3: Latent Talent???

Jallu is proud of his newly developed talent and tells Jo's tasveer "Aapki gair maujudgi mein humne bhi ek hunar seekh liya hai..aapki tasveer se baat karna"..Jallu beta...this is not considered a talent... Abul Mali can do this with one eye closed and cowdung on the other 😆😆...Real talent is trying to get a word in edgewise when Jodha begum is physically present 😉...and no amount of tasveer talking can prepare u for that reality🤢...Anyway,Jallu's self esteem is at an all time low...He will soon tell Jo "Aapki gair maujudgi mein humne bhi ek hunar seekh liya hai,hum subah apne aap uth gaye Jodha begum"...😉OR "Humne apne aap naashta bhi kar liya Jo begum" 😆😆OR ."Humne apne aap kapde bhi pehen liye Jo begum"...oh sorry..Jallu needs help to wear his clothes..he has not yet developed that hunar right?😲

Take 4: Piggy bank:

Jallu is looking at Jo's Piggy bank which she had planned to use for teerth yatras...he decides to cross check if Jo actually gave any money to the poor for the yatras ya phir yun hi phaink rahi thi...😡He opens the box and takes out one coin...But then he is stumped...😲.He can't count beyond one...ek ke baad kya hai...no Atgah /eightmaths khan to help him either...😕.Poor guy looks so woebegone and puts the coin back...cross check bhi nahin kar paaya..😔

Take 5: Where does this fit?

To relieve his extreme stress ,Jallu decides to add an extra piece of jewellery to Jo's picture😲...Jallu..how can that be priority for now...u were doing teerth tax remember..aise kaise divert ho gaye??He picks out a piece of jewellery from Jo's box and decides to try it on Jo's picture ...He stands there transfixed wondering where this piece of jewellery goes..sar pe,naak pe,chehre pe ya kaan pe...how about muh pe...it might be a gud idea u know...😉

Take 6: 15 seconds of fame:

All the xtras in court decide to grab their 15 seconds of fame today starting from Munim Khan to the Gandhi bandars.First it is Munim Khan's turn.He grabs attention from Atgah by stating proudly "haan huzor.lagaan jayiz hai"...These are his first words from the day he assumed office(which is like 30 days back,at least)😲 and the dumbo uses his airtime to say something not even related to his sphere of work... Munim khan is rewarded by being specially ticked off by Jallu for this statement.. 😡😡after the scolding Munim khan feels so embarrassed that he shrinks and disappears from the screen with only part f his head showing up...😆😆

SPECIAL PIECE: Dumb Dumber dumbest

Finally finally finally Jallu understands what Jo begum was talking abt in her teerth kar...By his own admission, she gave him multiple lectures on it starting from their rainforest trip...oops..i mean badal kajri trip...but the dumb shehenshah that he is..he NEVER EVER understood what she was trying to say... r u seriously telling me that he didn't abolish it bcoz he didn't understand wht she was saying all along??I am secretly beginning to think that Jodha is justified in the patronizing way she talks down to him coz Jalal is apparently waay waay waaay dumber than I initially assumed.. & to explain the teerth kar logic to his donkeys in court ,Jallu gives the same example that Jo gave him..Looks like the simplest of issues need to broken down into even simpler parts and explained bit by bit to Agra wasis...😲😲😲

Mock scene: This is a scene similar to what happened yesterday..mudda thoda alag hai..par baat wohi hai..

Take a simple point like"Pani nahi milti to pyaas lagti hai"..How wil Jo explain this to Jallu the ullu?

Jo:Avam ko pani ke bina pyaas lagti hai Shehenshah

Jallu the ullu:To aap ka matlab hai ki hume avam ko paani dena chahiye.

Jo:Shehnshah to aap hai,nirnay to aapka hoga

Jallu the ullu: (thinking)paani doon ya na doon...maybe I can give them coca cola instead...it comes cheaper...diwan -e-khas mein meeting bulake discuss karte hain...saath mein pizaa lunch bhi karenge

Jallu the ullu:Hum is par gour karenge..get me statistics of ppl who died only and only due to thirst in the last 30 years..from the time of Babur

Jo:Ok..let me hit you where it hurts.😡.How would you feel if u didn't get water for a day?U want me to implement this and make u understand what is thirst??😡😡😡

Jallu the ullu:Nahin nahin...Oh!!Ok/..i get it...No paani,no life..water is needed for living..u've opened my eyes...aap yehi baat hum ek saal se samjaane ki koshish kar rahi thi...hum ise pehle kyon nahin samajh paye?....From today onwards everyone will get 1 glass of water free in Agra👏👏👏

Shehenshah Jalaluddin ki Jai ...Shehenshah Jalaluddin ki Jai...

God save Agra 😛

Don't miss moments/scenes:

The whip lash guy : shifty eyed and sweaty palmed...He could apply for the post of a Side kick villain in low budget saas bahu sops..He would be selected instantly...😉

The three Gandhi bandars,...Is the left monkey pregnant? 🤣He was keeping his hands on his tummy like a pregnant woman who is about to go into labour anytime...🤣🤣...just curious...

Atgah's secret smile when the dukaandaar says "Khud ko jajluddin mohd samajh rahe hai"..

The whip of the sipahi made out of nicely oiled and pleated false hair...Was that a whip or beauty product??

Piggy bank-2 (plz explain):

Jodha begum is admiring her piggy bank when Jallu enters... She tells him that she has made this piggy bank by saving money from the state's expenses and will use it for welfare of ppl who want to go for teerth yatra... Hold that thought a sec...If she saved it from the state's expenses,then doesn't it belong to the state... So if she spends it on herself,she should be tried for corruption and if she spends on ppl, then how can she take credit for spending that money for the citizens welfare?..But Jallu goes lattu for that idea... Jo...If u r really interested in their welfare why don't u give them some of your jewellery...they can eat happily for a lifetime and go for a dozen teerth yatras...Khair...jaane do...logic always falls on deaf ears...

Loved yesterday's episode...🤗...And now I have got my hubby also to watch JA..we r making this a family comedy time 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Hi guys,

This Take 5 is only from yesterday's episode as I hardly watched the May 8^th eppy...didn't have time and just fast forwarded the whole eppy..But yesterday,we got one of Ekta's gems...It was one of those episodes which was a laugh riot from the word go..Thank you CVs.😉😆😆.keep the entertaining flowing

Take 1: From Noddy to Big ears:

Atgah and Jallu outdo each other in disguising themselves.Atgah aka Noddy decides to dress up like his favourite character ,Big ears for his fancy dress outing😉...He goes about his task by renting Shaguni's bai's wig for a day and sticking it upside down on his chin...😲😲Now Atgah might fancy himself as the Shah Rukh Khan of Agra but I doubt anyone in Agra actually knows who he is..Even if he had gone without a disguise,I can bet nobody would have recognized him...chal koi baat nahin...I won't hold it against him..he wanted to have fun on "Noddy's day out"😉😳

I agree that his beard looked like SB's hair put upside down!😆

But he looked really cool in it!😃

Take 2: Disguise daku ka:

Jallu also wears a beard but opts for a cheaper method. He collects his own hair from his four previous haircuts,sticks them together and creates an apology of a beard. It looks horrendous,but he personally seems pretty pleased with his effort. 👏👏Then,in order to make his get up look more authentic,he sticks a til to his left cheek..... He takes an old discarded bindi of Jodha,which is way too big,way too black and way too scary and sticks it on himself..Proud of his handiwork, he sets off into the bazaar.

Jallu did look like a daaku!😆. That mole was really sick!😵. Jodha's bindi!🤣

Take 3: Latent Talent???

Jallu is proud of his newly developed talent and tells Jo's tasveer "Aapki gair maujudgi mein humne bhi ek hunar seekh liya hai..aapki tasveer se baat karna"..Jallu beta...this is not considered a talent... Abul Mali can do this with one eye closed and cowdung on the other 😆😆...Real talent is trying to get a word in edgewise when Jodha begum is physically present 😉...and no amount of tasveer talking can prepare u for that reality🤢...Anyway,Jallu's self esteem is at an all time low...He will soon tell Jo "Aapki gair maujudgi mein humne bhi ek hunar seekh liya hai,hum subah apne aap uth gaye Jodha begum"...😉OR "Humne apne aap naashta bhi kar liya Jo begum" 😆😆OR ."Humne apne aap kapde bhi pehen liye Jo begum"...oh sorry..Jallu needs help to wear his clothes..he has not yet developed that hunar right?😲

Poor Jallu!. He is missing Jodha so much that even her picture seems to him like a person. He has started hallucinating that Jodha in the picture is a living thing and will jump out whenever she wishes!😆😆

Take 4: Piggy bank:

Jallu is looking at Jo's Piggy bank which she had planned to use for teerth yatras...he decides to cross check if Jo actually gave any money to the poor for the yatras ya phir yun hi phaink rahi thi...😡He opens the box and takes out one coin...But then he is stumped...😲.He can't count beyond one...ek ke baad kya hai...no Atgah /eightmaths khan to help him either...😕.Poor guy looks so woebegone and puts the coin back...cross check bhi nahin kar paaya..😔

LOL😆. Jodha ke gam mein he has even forgotten basic counting! He needs Ataga and Eightmaths Khan (😆) for that as well!😆

Take 5: Where does this fit?

To relieve his extreme stress ,Jallu decides to add an extra piece of jewellery to Jo's picture😲...Jallu..how can that be priority for now...u were doing teerth tax remember..aise kaise divert ho gaye??He picks out a piece of jewellery from Jo's box and decides to try it on Jo's picture ...He stands there transfixed wondering where this piece of jewellery goes..sar pe,naak pe,chehre pe ya kaan pe...how about muh pe...it might be a gud idea u know...😉

Jallu is crazy about Jodha's jewellery more than her. He has a thing for her payals and now even earrings or maang teeka or whatever that was!😉. He has also given her kangans on two occasions! Jallu you have already given her jewellery to wear and made her wear it as well. Now, it is time to remove each of her jewellery, if you know what I mean!😉☺️

Take 6: 15 seconds of fame:

All the xtras in court decide to grab their 15 seconds of fame today starting from Munim Khan to the Gandhi bandars.First it is Munim Khan's turn.He grabs attention from Atgah by stating proudly "haan huzor.lagaan jayiz hai"...These are his first words from the day he assumed office(which is like 30 days back,at least)😲 and the dumbo uses his airtime to say something not even related to his sphere of work... Munim khan is rewarded by being specially ticked off by Jallu for this statement.. 😡😡after the scolding Munim khan feels so embarrassed that he shrinks and disappears from the screen with only part f his head showing up...😆😆

Poor Munim! He wanted to make a mark par uska pachka ho gaya!😆. The Gandhi bandars are epic man!😆. Their expressions and mannerisms are worth watching!😆. Another thing I don't get, is Munim Khan on Jalal's side or Adham's?. Because after Jalal asked TM to work for him, he was present in the meeting with Adham, Cheapu, the bandars and the other dumb people of the palace

SPECIAL PIECE: Dumb Dumber dumbest

Finally finally finally Jallu understands what Jo begum was talking abt in her teerth kar...By his own admission, she gave him multiple lectures on it starting from their rainforest trip...oops..i mean badal kajri trip...but the dumb shehenshah that he is..he NEVER EVER understood what she was trying to say... r u seriously telling me that he didn't abolish it bcoz he didn't understand wht she was saying all along??I am secretly beginning to think that Jodha is justified in the patronizing way she talks down to him coz Jalal is apparently waay waay waaay dumber than I initially assumed.. & to explain the teerth kar logic to his donkeys in court ,Jallu gives the same example that Jo gave him..Looks like the simplest of issues need to broken down into even simpler parts and explained bit by bit to Agra wasis...😲😲😲

Poor Jallu! Looks like he had to be separated from Jodha to unravel all the truths of life! He has understood that he needs to abolish the tax now, days and ages after Jodha told him to do so!😆

Mock scene: This is a scene similar to what happened yesterday..mudda thoda alag hai..par baat wohi hai..

Take a simple point like"Pani nahi milti to pyaas lagti hai"..How wil Jo explain this to Jallu the ullu?

Jo:Avam ko pani ke bina pyaas lagti hai Shehenshah

Jallu the ullu:To aap ka matlab hai ki hume avam ko paani dena chahiye.

Jo:Shehnshah to aap hai,nirnay to aapka hoga

Jallu the ullu: (thinking)paani doon ya na doon...maybe I can give them coca cola instead...it comes cheaper...diwan -e-khas mein meeting bulake discuss karte hain...saath mein pizaa lunch bhi karenge

Jallu the ullu:Hum is par gour karenge..get me statistics of ppl who died only and only due to thirst in the last 30 years..from the time of Babur

Jo:Ok..let me hit you where it hurts.😡.How would you feel if u didn't get water for a day?U want me to implement this and make u understand what is thirst??😡😡😡

Jallu the ullu:Nahin nahin...Oh!!Ok/..i get it...No paani,no life..water is needed for living..u've opened my eyes...aap yehi baat hum ek saal se samjaane ki koshish kar rahi thi...hum ise pehle kyon nahin samajh paye?....From today onwards everyone will get 1 glass of water free in Agra👏👏👏

Shehenshah Jalaluddin ki Jai ...Shehenshah Jalaluddin ki Jai...

God save Agra 😛

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't miss moments/scenes:

The whip lash guy : shifty eyed and sweaty palmed...He could apply for the post of a Side kick villain in low budget saas bahu sops..He would be selected instantly...😉

Totally! He would suit the role!😉

The three Gandhi bandars,...Is the left monkey pregnant? He was keeping his hands on his tummy like a pregnant woman who is about to go into labour anytime......just curious...

LOL😆🤣. I never noticed that! Those three are really funny!🤣. The middle one's 'tauba tauba' never stops!😆

Atgah's secret smile when the dukaandaar says "Khud ko jajluddin mohd samajh rahe hai"..

😆

The whip of the sipahi made out of nicely oiled and pleated false hair...Was that a whip or beauty product??

🤣

Piggy bank-2 (plz explain):

Jodha begum is admiring her piggy bank when Jallu enters... She tells him that she has made this piggy bank by saving money from the state's expenses and will use it for welfare of ppl who want to go for teerth yatra... Hold that thought a sec...If she saved it from the state's expenses,then doesn't it belong to the state... So if she spends it on herself,she should be tried for corruption and if she spends on ppl, then how can she take credit for spending that money for the citizens welfare?..But Jallu goes lattu for that idea... Jo...If u r really interested in their welfare why don't u give them some of your jewellery...they can eat happily for a lifetime and go for a dozen teerth yatras...Khair...jaane do...logic always falls on deaf ears...

😆😆😆

Loved yesterday's episode...🤗...And now I have got my hubby also to watch JA..we r making this a family comedy time 😆😆😆

Cool! Enjoy!😆

Originally posted by: rima4ever

u r really on a roll anita 😃

Originally posted by: akdha

oh Man, Ani di, it was so so funny😆 i could not laugh properly sitting in ofc, am closing my mouth and laughing, so that no one hears me😆 i liked specially that abul mali can see with one eye affected and another eye with cow dung🤣 u r crazy😉😆

Originally posted by: knumnum

No matter how gud the eppy is, u ll nt leave shredding it, will u?😡

But ek tho acha kaam kiya tu ne, u didnt injulttt Jalal in DEK scene😳, so theek hai.. jaaooo maaf kardiya😆

@DEK scene???woh kya hai...?Jalal's effect is getting to u too..D aur E ke baad F aata hai..K nahin 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, even i was like 🥱 during the fancy dress outing😆 Not to say, its a direct download from movie😆

was it this bad in the movie?..must watch again 😆😆😆

And tody ke liye kuch nahi aaj?😆 Adham? HB? SB? kya hua hai tujhe? u ignored all their expressions

Jallu and Jo stole the show today..cldn't see past Jallu's dumbness 🤣🤣

And most importantly, wat abt the precap?😲 tu ne Jodha ko kaise nazar andaaz kiya?😲 Ab teri khair nahi, dekh Jo kya karti hai tujhe😆

Precap ki baat kal hogi..when things actually happen😉

On a serious note, Yes, wen did Jalal become so budhu 🤔... There is no need for tat flashback at all!!! but CVs, U just hv to insert Jodha begum into everything, Isnt it!!!

the teerth tax advice was 😲