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😃Disclaimer: Kindly take this post in PURE good humor...it's meant to be a satire for the PH.😃
The latest entry in JA is Shehnaaz. Nobody knows, where it will all lead to. I'm sure, even the CVs don't know, as of today. Based on past record, here is my prediction on how this track could unfold.😊
1)Maybe Shehnaaz is Ben's dead mother's reincarnated soul who was abused by Shareefuddin & whose husband of current birth was killed by Bairam Khan for which she obviously blames Jalal...😉
2)...n now she will know how he butchered Jodha's heart...so after phoot phoot ke ROing with Jodha, she now needs to kill Jalal...when she goes to kill Jalal, she will know Jalal is innocent & she will fall in love with Jalal...so now she wants to kill Jodha...😕
3)...but by then Jodha will have started her campaign to rehabilitate all the Vishkanyas of Hindustan ...which Jalal will pass, but credit will go to Jodha...so Shehnaaz will now not want to kill Jodha, but she still lusts for Jalal...😳
4)...so then, by around the 1000th episode, while Jalal still yearns for Jodha's proximity, Jodha comes to Jalal's Hojra, & hugs him (in one Friday's precap scene)..viewers & Jalal are equally aghast ...that weekend, Akdha lovers on IF (jboth Ja & Jo lovers alike) will write pages & pages of this epic love story where Jodha's supreme love has finally won (for Jo lovers), while how The emperor has finally got his due (for the Ja lovers)...Akdha lovers will be in dreamland till Monday evening...😳 👏
5)Come Monday ...Jodha gives an evil smile while hugging Jalal...then it is disclosed to the viewers that actually Shehnaaz is an Ichchdaari Naagin 😲!!!... who can take any human form...
...at the same time, real Jodha witnesses the same from outside in a mirror in Jalal's Hojra, where Jalal is actually hugging a snake...same time, Shehnaaz catches Jodha's eye in the mirror, & slithers away from there...
6)...Jalal is confused, but when real Jodha now enters his Hojra, he DARE NOT question her...he OGLES deeep into her eyes to find an answer, (but finds ACCUSATION in her eyes 🥱)
7)...I so he simply falls at her feet, apologises profusely for having hugged her back when she hugged him...(but he is definitely confused bec he thought he saw passion in Jodha's eyes just before the hug)
8)...he admits he has wronged her & promises to never hug her back. Now, NOT even in his KHWAAB...Jodha is happy bec she has once again saved her husband's life...she has tears of love & sacrifice in her eyes...😭
9)But Jalal continues...n now, as it is HIS kartavya to NEVER consummate their marriage so that he would NEVER have to hurt his beloved Begum again, he takes a VACHAN for the same...EPIC LOVE indeed...👏
10)But Jodha gives him an accusing look & leaves from there...she CANNOT reveal the truth about Shehnaaz to Jalal bec she had given a VACHAN to her that she would help her to find her true love, & Jalal was her true love. So now, she was VACHAN bound.😭
11)...Girte padte, rote dhote,😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 , ludhakte phudakte Jalal finally reaches his bed in single piece, unable to understand what wrong he had done this time around...
12)...next morning, Moti enters Jalal's Hojra (carefully avoiding the puddles of tears) with a letter from Jodha, ...she reads out the letter,
"Pranaam Shehenshah...I have left Agra bec you have once again let me down... You have failed to read my eyes once again...you should have UNDeRsToOd by deeply looking into my eyes what I really wanted...insteAd of taking a vachan to NOT consummate our marriage, you should have consummated it right then. But now, even you are VACHAN bound...& I was already Vachan bound...so the 2 VACHANS together made it mandatory for me to leave..."
13)Jalal padofies on the floor yet again, while he hears Ruq's hyena laughter, & HB's Shaitan accusations all over again...his tears have now dried up as his lacrimal glands have finally protested...he puts his hands over his ears & faints...he is carried on a stretcher for dehydration due to excessive crying...👏
14)..."aur is tarah Agra ka "Paagal-Khaana" alag alag naamo se prachlit hai"...(Om Puri's voice over tells us this bit of History)..."isliye humne kabhi bhi AITIHAASIKTA ka daawa nahi kiya"... "Lekin kisi bhi samudaay ko thes na pahunchey, isliye hum Bataana chaahenge ki Jodha rani, jo "JO" ke naam se bhi IF par prachlit thi, woh bhi issi paagal khaane ke Ek Hojra main aa gayi thi bad ke dino main...woh "JA"(jis naam se Shehenshah Akbar IF par prachlit the) ke prem main paagal hogayi...😆
15) Soul talk shown...JJ are still madly in love..."hum Vivash the, Shehenshah"..."humein bhi kahaan Gyaat tha, Jodha begum..."...🥱
16) Salim CHISTI Baba shown, "HAWAAON ka rukh phir badlega...mausam bhi badlega...Global warming ke zamaane main, yeh do premi phir lautenge, aur paryavaran ka rukh hi badal denge..."
PH announces JJ to close due to Karni Sena protests...EK promises to be back, with JA season 2...😃.
Meanwhile countless Jodhanamas & quite a few Akbarnamas continue to be written on IF in anticipation of season 2...how Jalal's love was so shallow or how Jodha was so NOT worthy of Jalal's love or how self sufficient Jodha was ... 😭 👏 👏
..All this ...while Ekta HOWLS her way to her bank...😆
Exit MA...enter Shehnaaz...😃
