Originally posted by: LizBennett
And weapons...those can be availed just fer the askin...not the forget that the prison cells come with totally bendable bars...of course...why..'tis a vacation , I say...bein here...away from the bustle and tussle of crowded harems...stressful politics...tugs n bugs for power...wars n conflicts hither n thither...yech!blech! ...who wants to deal with blood n gore...such a bore!TCH!Ye gads! Who the heck wants to be up in the sunlit world...when the dark, blessedly cool...by all appearances dust n stench free leaky prison beckons one into its soothing depths...coz here one has the..Bare Necessities...the simple bare necessities..Forget 'bout yer worries.. And the strife..I mean the Bare Necessities..where a perv can rest at ease..With the simple bare necessities of life!...With due apologies to the Jungle Book...for misappropriation...