Mind Your Language - Jalal and Jodha! - Page 3

I'm just sad that you forgot my favourite word!! RAKHTPIPASU🤣
Aanchal's post taught me to spell it... Poor Jallu doesn't stand a chance.. With the disadvantage the bechara can't read or write😭

Originally posted by: sun29

🤣🤣..aap badhe hi mazakiyaa hoo

now coming to why Jalal is falling hook ,line,sinker and the entire ocean with its fish for jodha is because of many reasons...i shall number it down for you

she is registan ka gulab,Amer ki mirchi and Agra ki phool gobi...he gets 3 veggies combination for the price of one...he is a ruler ,he will think about discount offer

she walks like the peacock ,talks like the opposition ki leader (e.g. rampur ki bohlaram ki cow ne aaj doodh nahi dia...opposition party : the PM has to resign ...motibai: jodha ,hamare royal halwai ki chachi ki bua ke bete ke bhains ko stomach ache hai ..jodha: shahenshah kitne kroor hai,nirlaaj hai..)

she plays chess like Gary Kasprov,plays with her sword like Lara croft,excels in archery like Arjun,rides horse like Edgar Prado and cooks like Nigella Lawson

she sings like Lata Mangeshkar,dances like Sunny Deol ,writes poems like Gulzar ,paints like MF Husaain

she is a wonder woman and he being the king knows where to invest ...😆

disclaimer: it is all in good humour ,mere ko jhutte se math maarna phir bhi maarna hai toh heels math use karna ,cannot wear them ,flats in pair are welcome