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myviewprem

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Posted: 11 years ago

Part1: Salim keliye kuch bhi karega- Jalal Part1... Page1

Part2: Jodha's guru... Page3

Part3: Salim keliye kuch bhi karega- Jalal Part2...Pg3

Part1

Jodha thinking: Hey bhagwaan, yeh glycerine kaam kyun nahi kar raha hai

Jalal thinking: Yeh baat kyun nahi kar rahi hai, kya yojana bana rahi hai. Kohi bhi yojna banaye mein qila nahi dene wala hoon bilkul bhi nahi

Jodha thinking: Agaye agaye ansu...abhi mein shahenshah ko dikhathi hun ladkiyon ke ansu bhaag ke panjon se jyada war karthe hain dil par

Jalal melting: Yeh toh sach mein rone lagi, yaar main qila nahiii deh saktha samjhiye aap jodha begum

Jodha : Main bhi dekthi hun kaise nahi dehte, nahi diya toh mera chehra nahi dekh payenge mere kaima me aana tho bhul hi jahiye

Jalal : Aap aap mujhe yeh dhamki nahi deh sakthi hum shhahenshah matlab shohar hain aapka

Jodha thinking: Yeh toh is dhamki se bhi nahi ilraha kya karunnn, sach main jallad hai yaar. Idea😈

Jodha: Aur apne sheiku baba ko toh bhul hi jaho aap 🥳

Jodha thinking: Abhi dekthi hun kaise na kayega

Jalal thinking: Sheiku baba 😡, nahiii main sara tajo-taqt bhul saktha hun, mera sheiku baba ko nahi. Jab sheiku baba hi nahi hai toh yeh qila rakhke kya karun, 😲

Jalal: diya 😡 maine aapke behenohi ko qila diya aur kuch bhi chahiye toh dedunga 😔

Jalal thinking: Ladkiyon ke ansu sach mein bhaag ke panjon se jyada powerful hote hain 😲 kair mere sheiku baba ko aane do phir is bhagin ko dekhlunga

Jodha thinking: Waah, maan gaya yehhh main bhi kahan isko iska sheiku baba itne jaldi dene wali hun, saat saal rukne do phir dekhenge 😃 tab tak apni baat ko manwane ke liye turup ka ikka toh hai hi 😆😉 sheiku babaa

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Shekhu baba ko bhul hi jao...OMG...🤣🤣🤣

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omg- 🤣 - so freaking hilarious

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😆 Sheiku Baba ki Jai Ho!!🤣

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OMG ...that was dAmn HilariOus🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

🤣 🤣 🤣
Auwsome post yaar... Loved it

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myviewprem

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Posted: 11 years ago

Part2: Jodha wanting maham as her guru

Jodha: Maham angaji mujhe apni shishya bana lijiye

Maham: Mere khaan toh nahi bhaj rahe hain Jodha begum, waise agar shahenshah aisa chahthe hain toh hum apko shishya bana sakthi hain

Jalal thinking: Yeh bhagin, meri dove jaise pak saaf badi aami koh kyun guru banana chahthi hain, kahin badi ammi ko na bhigad ke rakhe yeh 😕

Jodha thinking: Yeh shahenshah ab tak shaqi nazar se dekh kyun rahe hain,

Jodha thinking: chalo ek aur chaal chalthi hun, nagin ko gale laga lethi hun shahenshah pigal jayenge

Jodha thinking: pata nahi sare nagin kyun mere pichhe padthe hain jungle mein sasural mein

Jalal thinking: Yeh bhagin mere samne panje ladane ke bhajaye haath kyun jod rahi hai

Jodha: Aap humare pati dev hain, yeh humara parivar hai, please maham anga ko humari guru bana dijiye(starts crying)

Jalal : Pati, yeh kaunse pashu ka naam hai jodha begum

Jodha thinking: Sukanya ki shaadi hone do, dikathi hun ke kaunsa pashu hai?

Jodha thinking: Abhi mera akri pasa fekthi hun, shahenshah pigal jaye ambe maa

Jodha: sharifuddin jijasa, adham bhaisa humme maaf kijiye wazir-e-aliya ko guru banane dijiye na

Adham: Main tumhe bilkul nahi maaf karunga, humari ammi jaan aapki guru bilkul nahi ban sakthi nahi nahi nahi kabhi nahi. Jalal pe tumhara emotional atyachar chaltha hoga mujh par nahi

Jalal trying to hide face thninking: Adham, kabi toh samjhiye, itne saare mantriyon ke samne meri izaat ki band bhajane pe thula hai yeh

Jodha whispering: Haan kai dijiye warna, kal raat joh apne ek bhandi ke saath kiya woh patadungi shaheshah ko nahi, javeeda koo😃

Adham: Nahiii, Javeeda nahi Thik hain Jodha babi jaan, Jalal ammi jaan k unka guru banne dijiye humme koi apati nahi

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abhi

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Posted: 11 years ago

Superb🤣 Hillarious.. Funny JJ with Sheiku Babu and Adam 🤣

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..Sofia..

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Posted: 11 years ago

ROFL...🤣🤣

Jalal : Pati, yeh kaunse pashu ka naam hai jodha begum
that was epic🤣

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myviewprem

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Part3: Sleeping scene

Jalal: Jodha begum, hum itaja karthe hain haath jodh ke humme humara salim dedijiye

Jodha: Bhilkul nahi, jab tak aap ek aache pati aur pita na sabit hojaye hum aapko salim nahi denge

Jalal: Patahiye jodha begum, humme kya karna hoga ek aacha pati aur pita savit hone ke liye, hum kuch bhi karne ko tayar hain humare sheiku baba ke liye

Jalal thinking: Ek baar mera sheiku ajaye phir dekhlunga is nakchadiii chudail begum kooo

Jodha: Humara pura badan dard kar raha hai, toda daba dijiye

Jalal: Kya, hummm shahenshah hain

Jodha: Phir sheiku baba ko rehne dijiye

Jalal: Grrr thik hai thik hai

Jalla starts pressing her hand

Jodha: Thoda pair bhi

Jalal: yeh shahenshah ki tauhin heee

Jodha: Sheiku baba jahiye yaaa

So shahenshah ne sheiku baba ki kathir apne begum ke haath pair dabana shuru kiya

Jalal thinking: Hey khuda humme apne abu jaan ki bahut yaad aarahi hai, najane unhone humme pane ke liye kya kya kiya hoga aur hum unki ek baat nahi mante theee bachpan meinnn. Sheiku baba dekh rahe ho na aapkeliye hum kitni mainat karni padrahi hai, hummare pasine chut rahe hain raat bar aapki aami ke haath pair daba daba kar

So full night till 5am shahenshah jalal ne apni jodha begum ke haath pair dabaye

Jalla thinking: Yeh jodha begum kab neend se uthegi aur kab humme humare sheiku milenge

Jodha wake up 5am early

Jodha waking thinking: Ab utathe hi yeh sheiku baba ki rat lagayega, magar mein bhi ameri mirch hun

Jalal happy: Jodha begum, aap uth gayi kya Humne apki sari sharth mani abbb(shies) matlab(smiles) abbb sheiku

Jodha: Mera saar pata jaa raha hai, apne apna pati dharm thik se nahi nibhaya

Jalal: Magar magar apne sirf haath pher dabane ko kaha tha

Jodha: Har chij kahi nahi jathi shahenshah samjhi bhi jathi hai

Jalal: Magar, isse kaise savit hota hai ki hum achhe baap nahi ban sakthe

Jodha: Achha humare sheiku baba peda honge aur baat to nahi karpayenge do saal tak. toh aap unhe kaise samjhenge ki woh kisliye ro rahein hai haas rahein hai. isliye aap abhi baap bane ke liye tayar nahi hain, aap hawai se kaam chalayiye abhi and Jodha leaves

Jalal stumped