Originally posted by: Anusha16
Memorable Monologues and Dialogues from Ani for the day- Too much golden stuff.
" Kuch nahi hoga, Abhi jaisi ho vaisi hi jayegi Rahul ke paas, don't worry" - So Jealous.
"Ek minute, Mein ek kaam kar dete hain, Mein apne phone se kich letha hoon aur forward kar deta hoon aapko"- Again Mr. Jaalan Bose
"Jhanak, thoda sa smile kardo" - Haaye
, he loves her smile
"Ek Aur"- Haan ji, aur lelo photos! Jitna lena hai lelo, koi kuch nahi kaega
"Tumhe hisab dena zaroori nahi samjta mein"- Oh does he now?? 
"Aajkal tum kuch Zyada bolne lage hai Jhanak" -Right.
"Jhanak mujhe aacha nahi lagta ke tum ghar ke purane kapde pehente homein lekhe aaya hoon tumhe yaha, mein zimmedar hoon tumhare liye"- Ani boy feels for Jhanak.
"Tum Nahi samjhoge"- Hum bhi nahi samaj rahe Ani
"To tum Khudko aur samjhti ho kya?"- Exactly. Keep asking her that to change her mind.
"Don't worry, Jahanum mein nahi leke jha rah hoon tumhe"- 
. Shut her mouth Ani. Very good.
"Aajkal tum zyada savaal poochne lagi ho"- Ani boi doesn't wanna answer his biwi. 
"Mein tumhare liye kuch le bhi nahi raha hoon"- He knows his biwi well, 
"mmrmm, kuch better dikayiye na please"- Yeah, he wants the best for his biwi.
"Tumhari hi paise lage hain, isliye tum aur mein dono kush"- Spoken like a true henpecked husbando. 
"Meine bhi kuch nahi khaaya, sivai coffee peene ki" - Looking for sympathy points 
"Nahi, mujhe tum par bharosa nahi hai. Matlab... tum phirse baag jaogi"- PTSD speaking here. 
"Din raat isi baat ko to tension rehta hai mujhe"- Finally the truth came out as a slip of the tongue.
"Aur bhakiyon ki bat chod do. Rahul tho definitely blame karega"- Again. Why this jealousy?
"Acha, 24x7 tum uska naam le sakthi ho, mein ek baar bhi nahi le saktha?"- How much are you going to be jealous about this poor guy?
"Teekh hai, jaane do jaane do"- pacifying patidev.
"Mei kaun hota hoon tumhe protect karne vaala. Tumhe protect aur support karne ke liye hai na Aur saree log"- That's the main question isn't it?
. What did poor Rahul do to deserve this from you?
"Ek kaam karna mein kaunga aur tum mujhe dekthi rehna, okay"- Kitni taang karte ho biwi ko Ani babu? 
"Le ayiye"- Cheeky boi.
"But mujhe paata hain, Jammu jaisa taste to nahi hoga, let's see" - Abhi se sasural ko taarif ka raha hai 
"Haan option bilkul nahi hai tumhare paas, koi choice hi nahi hain, toh iss bare mein baat karke kya faaida?" - How he irritates his biwi 
"Sahi mein mere moo dekhne ke irada hai kya?"-
"Ab unhone galat cake diya tho mein kyaa kar saktha hoon isme"- Oi. you knew very well when the waiter said it's extended valentine's day celebration in the restaurant, Kisse buddu bana raha hai tu?
"Mein khilata hoon, ek minute"- Chance pe dance maar raha hai ye 
"It's okay. Ab photo le liye tho teekh hain, koi baat nahin,. Actually, madam ko problem hoti hain photo kichvane se"- If you get papped with her then fine, but if she alone is papped then you get jealous. Problem tumhe hai ya Jhanak ko? 
"Thank you"- 
"Its okay Jhanak, aur vaise bhi bahot jald tum iss sheher chodke jaane vali. Humari ek picture se kyaa hi farak padta hai"- Our baby boi is sad. 
"Jitna joot tumhare liye hain, utna joot mere liye nahin. Do chaar pictures humare saat mein hai bhi, to isme sach joot ke baat kahan se aa gayi?"- The marriage affects him, poor guy wants some memories with his biwi....
"Acha teekhai relax Jhanak, Jaate vakth clear kardoonga sab okay?"- We both know you won't.
"Jhanak smile karo, vaise chehra bana rahi ho dekhe sab daar jayenge, smile..."- 
"Jhanak mein uss admi ko jaanta tak nahi, mein kyun explain karoon?"- Aab aayi nahi sachi baat.
" To ye bhi mujhe karna hoga?"- hehehehe....
"Aur agar Rahul ko pata chalega tho?" - Again. why? Are shaant rakho. Rahul tumhara chota bhai hain
"Jhanak bahot ziddi ho tum, zidd mat karo, khana khao na?" - Okay patidev. 
Best Monologue of the day
uss din tumhare saat badtamezee ki thi Jhanak... Jooti hi sahi, par bahut insult ki. Paar tum kabhi nahi janoge ki ye meine vo kyun kiya. Uss din Valentines Day aur ghar mein Saraswati Puja, dono hi thi. Mein tumhe apne paas rakhna chahtha tha... Matlab ghar mein rakhna chahtha tha. Usi din meine socha tha, ek din tumhe acha khaana khilane bahar le chalunga.... you know? meri taraf se treat. Aaj mujhe vo maukha mila...aur ye log hum dono ko ek couple samajh rahe hain, Inhe lagta hai hum saat hain. Haan ye joot hain, lekin iss jhoot ko agar kuch log sach maan bete hain...tho usse ye asal me sach tho nahi ban jayega naa??
what a way to end the episode! My poor baby's heart is breaking...
he is crying inside
. I know it very well. Damn you makers! Don't you dare hurt my Ani baby. 
This took an hour of rewatch to remember and write lol. But such a golden episode in the entire run!
Finally, an episode worth mentioning the dialogues for! Always wanted to do this.
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