Hai Sai, Things have changed between us since our courtship during Saara Akash. I know you more intimately and it is the same with you - I guess being out of work gives us the kind of time we need to spend with each other. Let's build our dream home and call it Sai Shakti, shall we? But no, it sounds like a show for God TV. We should think it over. Then again, we have all the time in the world… Saigning off, Shakti Dearest Sharad, Jaane do na, paas aao na. Yeah, so as I was writing.. listen, let me write. Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me soniya. Naughty naughty Kelkar.. I have a song for you - Angna mein Bhabho duare pe Kaki sa, akela hoon ghar ma tu aaja baalma. It is better than what you keep singing - Sarkailo khatiya jaada lage. But you know what Sharu? In public, no control, kya karoon kuch to bol! Lots of PDA, Keerti Mere apne Apu, You are the best thing that has hap- pened to me since.. after.. since.. ok, you are the first best thing that happened to me. Seems like just yesterday when you were in that flop movie Pyar Koi Khel Nahin and I was in my flop film Tere Liye. With that in common we connected. When my mom saw a recent picture of you in the papers, she asked me if I have cut my hair short. I had to explain to her that it was you with long hair. Now, I know you're playing a doctor in Radha's Daughters Will Do Something. But don't you dare get naughty with the nurses. Yaad hai na when I found Surveen eyeing you in Kajjal, you didn't get dinner for two months. So behave yourself. Love you always, Shilpa Jaisi Koi Nahi Hallya Narayani! Sup babes? Yeah the accent babes, you see like aa'm havin done with this flick babes with this dude Leonardo babes. Like this maaynd-blowin flick call'd Blood Diamond. So it's too Yo for me babes, 'cuz aa am just too cool babes. N yeah, catch ya tonight for some film premiere at Fame Malad 'cuz like always we are doin nuthin' and there's no dinnah at ma home. Got to try some Indian tandoori chicken. Love ya baby, Gaurav Choprio Hiya Neeru, I swear I don't know why I admitted on Bigg Boss about my flatulence problems. It just got blown out of proportion.. pun unintended. Come back baby – it's Valentine's, and there's nothing else but love in the air, I swear! Wait, what's that smell? Love, Amit Meri pyaari Amita, Okay, see, I know we are not a couple but please let us pose just one more time - please, please! Kaho na yaar hoon! I know you are miffed that we could- n't win Nach Baliye despite all that faking but see, people got to know you. As for me, I have lots of reasons people remember me for - I come late on the sets, I tease my co-actresses, they walk off the sets because of me. At least for your own sake, please be my Valentine. We will break up on the 15th and we'll get more attention! Think about it. Love, Karan
