to continue with where Muni left off......
Originally posted by: Dreamyangel
Purab stars plotting on how to make jassi his and make her fall in love with her when there is a knock on the door.
Purab opens the door to see that his doodh-waala has morphosised into a Jassi look alike over night.....
"bhaai saahib...aap to...." he begins hesitantly...."uff....purab....yeh mey hoon Jassi".....😡
"kya!!!!Jassi tum is doodh-wale ke getup mey kya kar rahee ho?" asks a confused Purab....😲
"haan Purab mey Armaan Sir(taaj) ka peecha kar rahee hoon....mujhe lagta hai keh unka kissi se affair hai....and I want to catch him red handed hence the getup....aur is kaam mey tumko meri help karni hogi"
"deykho Jassi...hum jaise khood hote hain doosroon ko bhi waisa hi samajhtae hain....ab tum jitni bewaqoof ho Armaan atleast itna bewaqoof to naheen hoga na...."Purab finishes while slowly edging away from Jassi, who he knows from experience spews bitterness all over him at such occasions.....
Ofcourse Jassi does not disappoint him..."kya!!!"she yells...😡😡
Since Jassi is rapidly turing an interesting shade of red, Purab feels its better to calm her...."Jassi mera matlab yeh thaa keh Armaan is getup ke baawajood bhi tumko pehchaan jaaeyga...."
"Purab...tumko meri kaabliyat par shak hai ya mere getup par bharosaa naheen😡.....agar tumney meri help naa ki to mey tum sey.....ummmmm😕.....aaaa😕😕.......mmmmmmm😕😕😕......haan...mey bol bol ke tumhaara dimaagh kharaab kardoongi.....waise bhi meri bebe kehteen hain keh mey bol bol ke kissi ko bhi paagal kar sakteen hoon..."with this Jassi does an about turn and marches out the door.....
Purab flops down on his sofa with his head in his hands..."uff mere Khudaaya....yeh sab mere saath hi kyoun hota hai😭.... aur yeh dialogue mujhe familiar kyoun lag raha hai😕.....Achaa hi hot keh mey Ides ke khwaabon mey rehtaa......na jaagta aur naa yeh museebat aati...."
Moral of the story: sometimes the best things are found in dreams....😉