Jassi's family life-an imagination - Page 18

Lemme continue....

Jojo as the doodh-wala follows what she thinks is Armaan....

but what she doesn't know is that Armaan is dressed up as the pan-wala and following her...

u see, he has seen how his triplets don't look like either one of them....they look more like a pimp's kids....n he decided something was fishy and he wud have to find out who jassi was seeing....

Jassi, in her unsuccessful mission to hunt down her hubby....

Jassi: Uff!!! Ye to Armaan sir nahin nikla!!😡 Matlab mai poore teen ghante kisi aur ka peecha kar rahi thi!!! Aur upar se Purab ko daat diya!😭 Ye sab mere saaath hi kyun hota hai!!!😭😭😭

Armaan (murmuring to himself): Ye jassi kiska peecha kar rahi thi? zaroor un teen shaitaano ka baap hoga! Matlab Jassi ne jiske liye mujhe dhoka diya, wo aadmi kisi aur ke liye Jassi ko dhoka de raha hai? 😕

He nods his head in disbelief.

Armaan: Chhi chii ye mai kya soch raha hoon??😕 Pehle jab Jassi Purab ke paas gayi thi tab muhhe laga ki wo hi un teeno ka baap hai...lekin ye aurat to itne saare mardo ke peeche ghoom rahi hai!!! Ye sab mere saath hi kyun hota hai!!!😭😭😭

Meanwhile, Purab gets ready to go to office, and before that he and Spike have some real good time together....(he even forgot Ides completely..to the point that he wud never even in his dreams remember her again..) and he thinks what a dork Jassi has become...now that Armaan has driven her nuts with his astonishing feats...yet once again like he drove mallika crazy....

Meanwhile, back on the street...

Jassi: Uff!!! Ab mai kya karoon?? Armaan sir to shaayad office me honge...Maddy to ghar pe hoga na?!!😃 Maine use aaj sick leave lene ko kaha tha....mai usi ke paas jaati hoon!

Jassi talks to Maddy on her cell-phone hile Armaan, some distance apart, can see everything but can't hear anything...

Armaan: Ye jassi phone pe kisse baat kar rahi hai?? zaroor us aadmi se? ya Purab se?😕

He starts imagining Purab and Jassi holding their triplets and smiling....

Armaan: NAHIN!!!

He suddenly covers himself up in fear of Jassi catching him...

Jassi doesn't pay attention and takes a taxi...Armaan follows her in an auto-rickshaw...

Jassi reaches Maddy's house....

Armaan: Ye to Maddy ka ghar hai!!!😕😕😕 Jassi yaha kya kar rahi hai?? Maddy to aaj sick leave per hai...Iska matlab....???

Jassi kncoks on the door (Maddy ne bhi electricity ka bill nahin bhara...Jassi ne paise jo nahin diye...) and Maddy opens the door and hugs Jassi tightly.... they both kiss and go inside....

Armaan screams!!!! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Inside Jassi n Maddy were getting intimate when they hear a girl scream outside....they rush outside and find Armaan!!

okay guys, please don't make this a dream...make it funny...😉

Spike mere khayaal se tum ab apni novel chapwa hi do aur der mat karo

Naam hoga Jassi ka Pia. rhyming to Betty la fea

Originally posted by: spike

Lemme continue....

Jojo as the doodh-wala follows what she thinks is Armaan....

but what she doesn't know is that Armaan is dressed up as the pan-wala and following her...

u see, he has seen how his triplets don't look like either one of them....they look more like a pimp's kids....n he decided something was fishy and he wud have to find out who jassi was seeing....

Jassi, in her unsuccessful mission to hunt down her hubby....

Jassi: Uff!!! Ye to Armaan sir nahin nikla!!😡 Matlab mai poore teen ghante kisi aur ka peecha kar rahi thi!!! Aur upar se Purab ko daat diya!😭 Ye sab mere saaath hi kyun hota hai!!!😭😭😭

Armaan (murmuring to himself): Ye jassi kiska peecha kar rahi thi? zaroor un teen shaitaano ka baap hoga! Matlab Jassi ne jiske liye mujhe dhoka diya, wo aadmi kisi aur ke liye Jassi ko dhoka de raha hai? 😕

He nods his head in disbelief.

Armaan: Chhi chii ye mai kya soch raha hoon??😕 Pehle jab Jassi Purab ke paas gayi thi tab muhhe laga ki wo hi un teeno ka baap hai...lekin ye aurat to itne saare mardo ke peeche ghoom rahi hai!!! Ye sab mere saath hi kyun hota hai!!!😭😭😭

Meanwhile, Purab gets ready to go to office, and before that he and Spike have some real good time together....(he even forgot Ides completely..to the point that he wud never even in his dreams remember her again..) and he thinks what a dork Jassi has become...now that Armaan has driven her nuts with his astonishing feats...yet once again like he drove mallika crazy....

Meanwhile, back on the street...

Jassi: Uff!!! Ab mai kya karoon?? Armaan sir to shaayad office me honge...Maddy to ghar pe hoga na?!!😃 Maine use aaj sick leave lene ko kaha tha....mai usi ke paas jaati hoon!

Jassi talks to Maddy on her cell-phone hile Armaan, some distance apart, can see everything but can't hear anything...

Armaan: Ye jassi phone pe kisse baat kar rahi hai?? zaroor us aadmi se? ya Purab se?😕

He starts imagining Purab and Jassi holding their triplets and smiling....

Armaan: NAHIN!!!

He suddenly covers himself up in fear of Jassi catching him...

Jassi doesn't pay attention and takes a taxi...Armaan follows her in an auto-rickshaw...

Jassi reaches Maddy's house....

Armaan: Ye to Maddy ka ghar hai!!!😕😕😕 Jassi yaha kya kar rahi hai?? Maddy to aaj sick leave per hai...Iska matlab....???

Jassi kncoks on the door (Maddy ne bhi electricity ka bill nahin bhara...Jassi ne paise jo nahin diye...) and Maddy opens the door and hugs Jassi tightly.... they both kiss and go inside....

Armaan screams!!!! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Inside Jassi n Maddy were getting intimate when they hear a girl scream outside....they rush outside and find Armaan!!

okay guys, please don't make this a dream...make it funny...😉

Spike,I warned you not to make fun of Armaan and Jassi,so now sweety,just watch Purab pay for it.................... 😈

Maddy and Jassi rush outside and find Armaan dressed as a pan wala trying to calm down a girl .......uh ugh no a boy dressed as girl and suddenly the girl no the boy starts wailing loudly......and all of a sudden Armaan exclaims : Arre tum to Purab ho!!

Purab: Han aur ye Maddy mujhe dhoka de raha hai(starts wailing again looking peculiar...Jassi and Armaan are too shocked to react...Purab dressed as a girl and accusing Maddy of deceiving him!!!OMG)

Maddy: Arre nahi sweetheart,sab jaante hain ki main ladkiyon ke saath kuch bhi nahi kar sakta,mujhe to sirf tum jaise ladko se matlab hai!!

Jassi: Ye kya ho raha hai!!Aur Armaan sir..ji..ye aap pan waale ki tarah kyun bane huen hain?? (catches his collar) kiske paas jaane ka plan kar rahe the?

Armaan slaps her hand down:Agar aisi baat hoti to main Maddy ke ghar ke bahar khada hoke ye tamasha nahi dekh raha hota!!Aur tum Maddy ke paas kya kar rahi ho?? Maine tumhe use gale lagte dekha!!

Jassi: Aur kya karun?? Ab Maddy hi mera sabse achcha dost hai.Mujhe uski madad chahiye thi.main is Purab ke paas bhi gayi thi.Par ye bichara to pehle se hi maara hua hai.

Purab sniffling: Aisi koi baai nahi hai.Main aajkal ek play ki practice kar raha hun jisme mai ek ladki bana hun.Uska direction Maddy kar raha hai.Aaj main Spike se chupaake office ke bahane yahan rehearsal karne aaya tha to Jassi ko dekha aur pehchaan nahi paya aur socha Maddy ne wo role kisi aur ladke ko de diya hai.

Armaan,perplexed: To tum roye kyun?

Purab: Main roya nahi,rone ki practice kar raha tha aur Maddy ko convince kar raha tha is role ke liye main bilkul fit hun.

Maddy: Arre,aisa tumne kaise sochcha?? Waise is role ke liye to Armaan bhi kam nahi...kyun Armaan,yaad hai na??

Armaan,uncomfortable: Yaad mat dilaao.Agar Jassi nahi hoti to....

His cell phone rings.It's Raj: Maine tujhe pehle hi kahaa tha,Jasi pe shaq mat kar gadhe.Uske aaj tak tere alaawa aur koi dikhai diya hai?? DNA reports aa gayi hai.Teeno bachche tere hain.

Armaan cuts the call and looks shamefacedly at Jassi and praying she hasn't heard anything.

Jassi,meanwhile is sitting in a corner looking far away.

Jassi: Iska matlab Armaan sir aap mera peecha kar rahe the aur main aapka.

Maddy: Chalo Purab,hum apne play ki practice shuru kare.Aur Jassi,meri pyaari,meri sweety,tum chinta mat karo.Armaan ab bilkul badal gaya hai aur tumhare alaawa aur kisike baare me nahi sochtaa.Tum roya mat karo.mera dil ro deta hai ..ab tum dono jaao......shooooooooo

Armaan takes Jassi's hand and comes out.

Jassi: Aur aap mera peecha kyun kar rahe the?

Armaan: main tumhare liye paagal hun.Tum aajkal mere paas nahi rehtin,so mujhe laga shaayad tum kisi aur se....

Jassi: Ye aap kya keh rahe hain??😡 Aapki himmat kaise hui aisaa sochne ki?

She gives him a tight slap.

Armaan snaps his fingers.She wakes up from the slapping dream.

Armaan : Ab kahaan kho gayi?? Gussa mat karo,mujhse galti ho gayi.

Jassi: Aapne aisa kaha kaise??

Armaan: Achchaa baba maaf kar do.

Jassi: Kabhi nahi.Aap mujhpe shaq karte hain.

Armaan: Tum bhi to mujhpe shaq karti ho.

Jassi: Main kar sakti hun.Aap nahi.

Armaan: Ajeeb jabardasti hai!!

Jassi: Main aisi hi hun aur mere jaisi koi nahi.

Armaan sighs: Haan,meri Jassi jaisi koi nahi.Isi liye to I love you so much!!

Jassi flies into his arms and Armaan holds her in a tight embrace.

People around them look look at them disgustedly shaking their heads at the paan waala tightly embracing the doodh waala.

PS: Spike and co,Is baar ko Purab thode me chod diya😈.Spike ko bhi frame me rakhkha😉.Par next time agar Armaan aur Jassi ke saath kuch aisa waisa kiya ya unka character kharab kiya to Purab ki chutti😡.So agli baar think before insulting Armaan and his love Jassi.But you are welcome to make the situation funny without resorting insults.And we will gladly return the favour.Right Daisy,Princess??

gosh people.................it took me almost 45 minutes to read the whole thing.......believe me guyz u rock!!!!................

u should really publish this as a novel

Originally posted by: Minnie

PS: Spike and co,Is baar ko Purab thode me chod diya😈.Spike ko bhi frame me rakhkha😉.Par next time agar Armaan aur Jassi ke saath kuch aisa waisa kiya ya unka character kharab kiya to Purab ki chutti😡.So agli baar think before insulting Armaan and his love Jassi.But you are welcome to make the situation funny without resorting insults.And we will gladly return the favour.Right Daisy,Princess??

Minnie...I don't understand how an intelligent, witty and really liked member like you can take A FICTITIOUS STORY SO FAR INTO YOUR HEAD????😕

Why don't you go and read back whatever I wrote carefully? I wrote about me and Purab being together and tried bring back the fun in the topic, which inevitably because of some persistent factors has been lost yet again....n about making fun of the characters, sure hon, go ahead, write whatever you want...who's stopping you? And to that note, no one is stopping either one of us...and by us I mean everyone.

All I wanted was to make this topic fun, even Daisy and Princess liked it...I don't know why it's so hard for you to see the fun in it rather than who is being made fun of...😕

Originally posted by: ritu

Spike mere khayaal se tum ab apni novel chapwa hi do aur der mat karo

Naam hoga Jassi ka Pia. rhyming to Betty la fea

Yeah ritu, i know it will be the best-seller of the century 😆😆😆!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by: spike

Minnie...I don't understand how an intelligent, witty and really liked member like you can take A FICTITIOUS STORY SO FAR INTO YOUR HEAD????😕

Why don't you go and read back whatever I wrote carefully? I wrote about me and Purab being together and tried bring back the fun in the topic, which inevitably because of some persistent factors has been lost yet again....n about making fun of the characters, sure hon, go ahead, write whatever you want...who's stopping you? And to that note, no one is stopping either one of us...and by us I mean everyone.

All I wanted was to make this topic fun, even Daisy and Princess liked it...I don't know why it's so hard for you to see the fun in it rather than who is being made fun of...😕

Me not seeing it?? Excuse me,then what is this??

Originally posted by: munizaaa

continue this story But dont u dare insult purab or ill do the same to arman. And if u remove him from the story i ll bring him back 😉

Originally posted by: Dreamyangel

Thanx for not insulting purab

Who said I wasn't enjoying it or had carried it to a certain destination in my head?? Spike,read carefully what I said .I did not say don't do it.Do it for all you want.Personally I have no problem.It hardly takes anything to turn a story into our favour.So why would I have a problem??😕😕

I said that before doing it,expect the same to happen with Purab as well and that is specificaaly because I am doing it for everybody's fun and hence trying my best to keep a request and expect the same in return.If we are having such kind of requests,it's obvious that some find it objectionable.Some say it,others don't.And if it is just for fun,let's make it for everyone's fun,not only for some.

And as for fun,I think we can all do that without resorting to any character assasination. And if I hadn't seen the fun,I would not have carried it the exactly where you have left. Even my request I thought was rather tongue in cheek and there was nothing personal and so please don't read into it more than there actually is.

Originally posted by: Minnie

Who said I wasn't enjoying it or had carried it to a certain destination in my head?? Spike,read carefully what I said .I did not say don't do it.Do it for all you want.Personally I have no problem.It hardly takes anything to turn a story into our favour.So why would I have a problem??😕😕

I said that before doing it,expect the same to happen with Purab as well and that is specificaaly because I am doing it for everybody's fun and hence trying my best to keep a request and expect the same in return.If we are having such kind of requests,it's obvious that some find it objectionable.Some say it,others don't.And if it is just for fun,let's make it for everyone's fun,not only for some.

And as for fun,I think we can all do that without resorting to any character assasination. And if I hadn't seen the fun,I would not have carried it the exactly where you have left. Even my request I thought was rather tongue in cheek and there was nothing personal and so please don't read into it more than there actually is.

Originally posted by: Minnie

Par next time agar Armaan aur Jassi ke saath kuch aisa waisa kiya ya unka character kharab kiya to Purab ki chutti😡.So agli baar think before insulting Armaan and his love Jassi.But you are welcome to make the situation funny without resorting insults.

Talking abt fun, the note above didn't somehow sound funny to me, ...now how can anyone make a situation funny without creating scenes for the characters?

I'm into this all for fun, trying to regain my skill in writing (to a very discrete extent), and I've even brought myself into the story, and my role got slashed and what-not....n we all had fun bringing ourselves into it...

I really wanted to bring back the fun in the topic which had seemingly taken a roller-coaster ride toward hell with many people fighting over who shud get the hard end of the joke...armaan or purab...n believe me ur post right after mine was really good too...i liked it a lot (even though i hate mushy romance) but the PS part just didn't click along with the rest of the story, especially the way it started...

Originally posted by: Minnie

I said that before doing it,expect the same to happen with Purab as well

Ofcourse I'd expect Purab to get butchered in this along with Armaan and that joker Jojo...that's where the fun is! I'd written the note to the last post to convince people to contnue from there (which you have) instead of making it a dream all over again....

And after reading both our posts, i think anyone who still has taken this story thing to their heads will realise the importance of it...(it's just a funny thing!! Not like the characters are gonna come and read what we've written for them...)

And personally, I think the fun lies within Armaan and Jojo's lives, so I usually try to focus on that...it depends on individual perceptions that's all...so please don't read into it more than there actually is.

RITU😡 u r making me really mad. just because i named my self dreamy angel doesnt mean i dream all the time. Actually i barley ever dream when i go to sleep.

My name is supose to mean i m an angel that comes in everybody's dream

Originally posted by: Dreamyangel

RITU😡 u r making me really mad. just because i named my self dreamy angel doesnt mean i dream all the time. Actually i barley ever dream when i go to sleep.

My name is supose to mean i m an angel that comes in everybody's dream

uhhhhhh..........muni...abt the one who turned ur name into a dream..........i think that wud be me.......😆

kya karen, tumne Ides ko waapas is duniya mein laane ki koshish ki...aur wo phir aaa jaati mere pati ke peechhe (sorry Ides tujhe hamesha life n death ke beech ki line me khada kar rahi hoon 😉) ab God ko kuch na kuch to karna parta na...aakhir usne bhi to Cupid ki madad se muhe aur Purab ko phir se ek kar diya hai...to God ne mere kaano me ye idea bhar diya...aur mai unki baaton ko kaise taalti?!!😆