IF TIMES 13.05.2005 20.00 HRS

IF TIMES 13.05.2005 20.00 HRS Issue 1. Volume 1

ROBBERY AT DEEYA MAHAL

It is reported that there was a robbery at Deeya Mahal, Mumbai during today evening. The family living there, one Mr. Tony Singh and his wife Deeya were out for a party with Mr. Arman Suri & Family of Gulmohar at Juhu Beach. One of the party members who claims to be Mona Singh (seems a very young girl) had drunk too much and was creating problems with Mrs. Suri demanding marriage with Arman. When the girl passed out on them, they had to take her to their home. It is then that the robbery was discovered.

Surprisingly the thief didn't take any money or jewellery or other valuable items. However after thorough search they have found that The script for JJKN , a serial run by the Singh duo which was to be telecasted next week had been stolen. The police especially Paheli's 'MORON POLICA' is searching the entire area, and they have a serious suspicion that the script may turn up at IF some time later.

The police is suspecting usual script writers of IF like the Hot and Spicy Devil the Evillika, Romantic Bluelotus, Killer in disguise Spike, Rumi , the one with a parallel track , Alien who loses herself in Hibiscus forests and last but not the least, JP the farting queen. They are suspecting Ides also who professes to love Purab but actually more concerned about Arman's daily routine and makes songs for Arman.

Any way, let's wait and see. The script is said to have intense court scenes where a famous and unexpected character makes first appearance. All the Members of IF, Please visit the forum every half an hour to see whether the script appears here and if it is appearing , kindly save it from the eyes of MORON POLICA.

Thanks,

Special Correspondent/IF Times.

for a sec I was confused !!!!!!!!!

me too. but then i was like oh😕 ok now i got it.👏

😆Yeah me too.. but then again great job! 👏 👏

😆!!!blue you are too much!

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😆 Great story!! Alert the media, alert the press, Alert the police and last but not least Alert Hema, Amitabh and Hritik that they have extra work!!!

there you go JP 😆 😆 .........otherwise reading couple of your recent posts i thought like 'oh she is in a different mood today' 😉

Originally posted by: purva

there you go JP 😆 😆 .........otherwise reading couple of your recent posts i thought like 'oh she is in a different mood today' 😉

have to come across serious sometimes. 😉😉😉

The latest information on the T-D script theft is that the the paheli police, as usual, are on the wrong track and looking to make scapegoats of some innocent bystanders at the site of theft.

It is also rumored that someone from the thieves group has placed another script at the TD residence.The drunk lady has found it and is now insisting that TD should follow only that newly found script.If this happens the thieves may get huge rewards for the new script instead of the supposed punushment of a crime(which was committed as a social service to harrassed viewers some of whom had mild to severe heart attcks.)

The needle of suspicion was originally on IF but IF sources strongly denied having any hand in the theft.It is likely that the stolen script has been burnt along with the passport of the said lady.

TD could not be contacted by TV news hounds.They were under a severe shock.

Originally posted by: vasamv

The latest information on the T-D script theft is that the the paheli police, as usual, are on the wrong track and looking to make scapegoats of some innocent bystanders at the site of theft.

It is also rumored that someone from the thieves group has placed another script at the TD residence.The drunk lady has found it and is now insisting that TD should follow only that newly found script.If this happens the thieves may get huge rewards for the new script instead of the supposed punushment of a crime(which was committed as a social service to harrassed viewers some of whom had mild to severe heart attcks.)

The needle of suspicion was originally on IF but IF sources strongly denied having any hand in the theft.It is likely that the stolen script has been burnt along with the passport of the said lady.

TD could not be contacted by TV news hounds.They were under a severe shock.

Hihihi.......😆 eagerly awaiting

IF times 14.05.2005