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Advice for Apoorva J. Agnihotri on the category of marriage(yes, i am trying to help😃):
-The following is advice on how to deal with the weighty issue of insecurity and immaturity:
APUUUUUUUU..listen carefully, come closer😳..you might want to sit down, as this could take a while😳😳😳
ADVICE FOR APURVA ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THE I+I:
- Take her out for some decent shopping and buy some GOOD clothes for both of you.😛 Spend quality time😳🤢 Rub her back😕 Read her some shayari😳..by that her script from Shanno Ki Shaadi or her recent script from your show.😆 Take her for a meal of seafood curry to fatten her up(and you)😛 Get her a teddy for her birthday😳..remember, she hates jewellery Drive to Ritu Chaudery's/Jasvir Kaur's house..and leave her there..believe me she'll wanna stay, you can sneak off; while she's having a banshee contsest with Jasvir Say "Mona is your no. 1 fan" Invest in some good-quality earplugs by Deaf International😛 Waltz with her😛..everyone loves waltzing😃..just like you did at your birthday party, when you got married😛😳😳. IGNORE😳 Have a fight😛 Go to Canada or Dehradun😛😳 Buy a dummy😛 Buy some stickkky stickkky toffee by Icky's Icing Appear on NB like 210000 times😃 Hugggg her realllllll tiggggght🤢😳😉 Act like a chipkoo yourself..you know like Mr. Tejwani "I'll break your bones if you touch my wife!😡😕" Get a restraining order😛 Get a spatula😆 Get a crane😛😃 If worse happends-GET MONA !!😳😉😛 Or get a special piglet who is obsessed with your tummy😉😳...maybe a dancing twig, who is married to your double.😛
- NEVERRR EVERR MENTION THE NAME "ARJUN PUNJ"..CALL HIM AN A** IF YOU MUST😃
-TELL HER YOU LOVE HER A ZILLION TIMES!😳..and YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE; UNTIL DEATH DO US APART MY LOVE!!"😳
There, some suggestions for you Apu..hope i helped!😃😃😃..and hoped you guys enjoyed😛
Shiv Shakti
Cricket
