write odes for b'day gal Jprasad.... - Page 2

I present JP with my usual singing of 'happy burday tune'

so...ATTEN-TION!!

'Happy Birthday to youuuuu'

Happy burday tooooooooo you'

Haaaaaaaaaaaaapy burday to dear JP!!

Happppy Burthday to U!'

👏👏

😛

now here is something creative to do on your birthday for a change JP,

Do you think you know English? Try this one. Can you decipher this:

A research team of two proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation
oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

(in simple English what does this translate to??)

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after

😛

Happy Birthday Joy!😃

Okay..a one, a two😛...altogether now!:😛

"JP Jaissi Koi Nahin!😛"

Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyy JP!!! 😃 😃 May all your dil ke armaan come true!! 😛

Howz you gonna celebrate ur birthday...on the moon again? 😉

Originally posted by: ketaki_ry

now here is something creative to do on your birthday for a change JP,

Do you think you know English? Try this one. Can you decipher this:

A research team of two proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation
oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

(in simple English what does this translate to??)

that ket knows more english than me or jp...😭or maybe she is giving us an interesting jjkn update!😛

happy birthday jp....😳!!!!!

heres a ode for ya....

its tinkle tinkle little bat...😛!!

Tinkle, tinkle, little bat,
Wonder where the potty's at?

Straight ahead or to the right?
Caves are very dark at night.

Little bat, why do you frown?
Did you tinkle upside down?

happy birthday once again!😆

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JP, AND MANY MORE YEARS TO COME 👏

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JP... MAY YOU HAVE A VERYYYYYYYYYYYYY LONG & HAPPY LIFE 😃

That's wonderful Minnie👏😆! Kets😆

JP's day out:

There once lived a lady called Joyce

With a seductive voice

Who was rather known for making noise

Than for her poise

Her weakness was Boys'

Whom she considered her toys

One day they hired hoys

And she treated the boys

To foys

When they suddenly heard oyez

That startled our dear Joyce,

She extracted from her underskirt, some loys

But the boys

Concentrated only on their Pois

Her anger knew no bounds

She looked like a thousand furious hounds

That had gained a hundred pounds

The boys cowered in fear

And wondered what had happened to the old dear

When suddenly the hoys' got caught in a storm

Poor Joyce trembled like a worm

Rain fell on her in sheets

And she remembered sad songs of Keats

Joyce vigorously pushed aside her wet mane

And bravely fought the bane

She held out for an hour

But waning was her power

Exhausted, she gave up in vain

And smiled resignedly at the maddening rain

She felt in her back a wincing pain

And wished she could have somewhere lain

When she heard a huge bang

Frightened, she mindlessly sang

"Armaan Suri, You are so fine

I am lucky you are mine…"

Suddenly, Joyce heard a voice drunk

Hearing which her face sank

She knew things were bleak

For she heard Hubby shriek

"Joyce, stop daydreaming

Get packing

For we are at the Balkans honeymooning"😳

Happy B'day JP! 🤗

Errrr, don't hate me for the crappy poetry😳.

Have a blast!⭐️

😃

Originally posted by: Deepa_iyer

That's wonderful Minnie👏😆! Kets😆

JP's day out:

There once lived a lady called Joyce

With a seductive voice

Who was rather known for making noise

Than for her poise

Her weakness was Boys'

Whom she considered her toys

One day they hired hoys

And she treated the boys

To foys

When they suddenly heard oyez

That startled our dear Joyce,

She extracted from her underskirt, some loys

But the boys

Concentrated only on their Pois

Her anger knew no bounds

She looked like a thousand furious hounds

That had gained a hundred pounds

The boys cowered in fear

And wondered what had happened to the old dear

When suddenly the hoys' got caught in a storm

Poor Joyce trembled like a worm

Rain fell on her in sheets

And she remembered sad songs of Keats

Joyce vigorously pushed aside her wet mane

And bravely fought the bane

She held out for an hour

But waning was her power

Exhausted, she gave up in vain

And smiled resignedly at the maddening rain

She felt in her back a wincing pain

And wished she could have somewhere lain

When she heard a huge bang

Frightened, she mindlessly sang

"Armaan Suri, You are so fine

I am lucky you are mine…"

Suddenly, Joyce heard a voice drunk

Hearing which her face sank

She knew things were bleak

For she heard Hubby shriek

"Joyce, stop daydreaming

Get packing

For we are at the Balkans honeymooning"😳

Happy B'day JP! 🤗

Errrr, don't hate me for the crappy poetry😳.

Have a blast!⭐️

😃

deepaaaaaaaaaaa u r real riot

😆

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JPRASAD!! lol ure my valentines for the contest too!! hope god gives u all the blessings and happiness u deserve!! 😃