write odes for b'day gal Jprasad....

Firends, today is our jprasad's birthday !!!!!!!!

Please write a few lines on her, and make it as much fun as possible....she is the one who always manages to bring a smile to the face no matter what, and hence write something with that in mind.

Afterall, this is the valentine week and what better birthday gift to JP than a few hearfelt lines from all of us....

Happy Birthday Jprasad !!!

May you fart your way to happiness this year...😉

Happy Birthday JP!!!😃

Love you so much and God Bless you honey Muah!

Happy Birthday and have tons of fun!!!😆😃😛

Ok, let me start.

JP what does mama say

don't fart don't smell

don't paint ur door

lime green red

jp says mama say

will fart will smell

will paint my door

lime green red

I am funtush

I am bonkers

I am crazy

I zoom zonkers

Look at me

I am everyone's pet

All love me

cause I no fret

I love every1

with no sweat

I smell I fart

cause a stir

I am a magician

with laughter jet

I am gonna party

with all

and open my heart's door to

one and all

No tears no cries

only guffaws U get

I am jp

who has a door

of lime green red !!!!

Happy Birthday JP, Happy Birthday JP, Happy Birthday To You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Few songs on your birthday:

Tum jiyo hazaaron saal, saal mein din ho pachaas hazaar yeh meri hai arzoo----happy birthday to you, happy birthday to happy birthday to JP, Happy birthday to you-------------------

Saagar mein ikk lehar udhi tere naam ki
Tujhe mubarak khushian iss sansaar ki

Tum ko hai anant mein ja kar mil jaana, tum ho sundar phool iss sansaar ki,
saagr mein ikk kehar udhi tere naam ki,
Tujhe mubaarak khushian iss sansaar ki.

Many many happy returns of the dayyyyyyyyyyyyy.
May God bless you with all the happiness in the world.
Have a nice weekend. Don't party too much, and don't drink and drive. ( BTW how old are you, JP?)

twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky ⭐️

johnny johnny yes papa
eating sugar no papa
telling lies yes papa
open your mouth 😲 ha ha ha

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling after

phew me tired of composing so many ghazals.. will be back later 😃

OMG ITS MY JUS PRACTIN TO FART bday!!!!!!!!!! JP HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear jp
happy birthday to you
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My Friend Shadow
I have a friend that follows me and shadow is his name.
Sometimes he's short, sometimes he's tall, and sometimes we're the same.
When I think I'm all alone I'm not alone at all,
because I turn around and see he's leaning on the wall.
Even when I sit in school, and he is not around,
I know that when I'm heading home, I'll find him on the ground.
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Everything is black and gold,
Black and gold tonight;
Yellow pumpkins, yellow moon,
Yellow candlelight.
Jet-black cat with golden eyes,
Shadows black as ink;
Firelight blinking in the dark,
With a yellow blink.
Black and gold, black and gold,
Nothing in between.
When the world turns black and gold,
Then it's Halloween!
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I had a little duck,
his name was Tiny Tim.
I put him in the bathtub to teach him how to swim.
He drank all the water and ate all the soap.
The next day he died with a bubble in his throat.