BALI KA BAKRA for the week - Page 3

😆starting off with lashy question and i hv opend two windows same time so i can see questions and ans

1) what is your name that everyone on IF is so curious to know?

this is answer to others who also wanted to know my name.

mera naam hai shabnam, pyar se log muje shabbo kahte hai , tumara naam kya hai. eena, meena, anju, manju yaaaaaa madhuuuuuuuu

😆 ok this i had to sing. as i was kind of expecting this question

my name is meena

2) who was your first crush?

wud u belive if i tld u that it was my boss

he was my first crush

😆😆😆

next question

from anjubala

My questionsa for her are:-
1) Why does she like JJKN and this forum ?

jjkn i liked because of jassi and she was just like im. same chasmish chuhiya, innocent clumsy vulnerable plus she had crush on her boss

i look a lot like her but now im older ofcourse

the second part is why i like this forum

cos this forum gave me the platform to express myself and me being naughty and funny got the opportunity to go totaly crazy and make new friends who r equally nuts like me. i can relax here and go and do my work peacefully and all my tensions r gone.

and also i found a natural bonding between all faceless people

the example was of deepa and LR and how everyone were together on this.

what more can anyone want? right

ahah next question from the wittiest person i have come across sadly we havent talkd to each other thru pm i dont know why

jprasad

How do you think we can achieve world peace?

join india-forums and u get world peace as u can see we all r very peaceful here

next question from

angel_111

What should we do once we kidnap TnD ?

send them to pluto and make sure they dont return to earth by hitchhiking on passing spaceship😆

next from sukh

what r ur favrait holiday spot?

any hill station or resort. recently i went to silvassa which is 3hrs away from mumbai and stayed in a resort which had excellent food and facilitys

In jjkn who u like most?

i used to like jassi and i still like her but now its armaan who else dear. he reminds me of my first crush😳

If u have a chance to bacame a president of india then what u would do to improve in india?

that is tough question but wud get back to u later on this as i cant think of answer now

What do think about love?

ahhhhhh love i had already made a post of this but wud tell u. love is passion, love is life, love is deep rooted feeling which cant be explained love is blind and love is pure

2) What would she change if she gets a chance to script JJKN?
congrats for being the member of the week..

thanks for ur wishes and if i hv to script jjkn i wud hire enigma sidlum and rumi to write the episodes turn by turn and u wud make me member of the year for that 😆😆

next from mika

1). how do you think you can achieve world domination?

again tough question but i think by making india superpower we can achieve world domination like USA is doin now

no offence to anyone dears

2). If your favorite actor/actress was with you, wat would you do with it for a day?

i wud shut my mouth and only gaze at him/her and listen to him/her what else to do yaar? i wud be too tongue tied despite my id being chatterbox 😆

3). what do you love the most

sleeping and chatting and my hubby and kids

next from naina_mainam

My questions are:

What is your biggest wish that you want to come true?

to make lots of money and go for image makeover (jassi style)😉

Who in JJKN would like to meet face to face?

armaan suri and jassi

next from nksudhir

1. What is your real name i.e real identity? Do you have an identity crisis?

real name given already and no identity crisis but jassi got me mad with her bhashans after wedding fiasco thats why i didnt want to compare myself with her

2. If I give you a chance to kill one person in JJKN that will help JandA to reunite; who you think that would be?

that wud be mallika as she is the one now who is creating lot of fake dramas

3. What is the definition or meaning of true love in your words?

i think i already gave that answer

read above for that

next from mystiknova

1. if u were to choose b/w pervertlal and MM (constipated face), who wuld u choose?????😆😉

none as i wud be constantly hearing about badi unchee cheez hai hum makes me want to hate cheese 😆 and the other wud make me want to go to toilet all the time 😆

1. who is ur favorite member in IF?

u want to kill me kyaa? all those who voted for me and i dont want to take any fav's names

1. wat do u like best about JJKN till now?

haha the one thing which makes everyone crazy and as im hopeless romantic i like the romance in that 😳

1. and finally, wat is ur real name CB? come on, don't be like jassi??😃

bata diya na baba kitni baar kahoon

mera naam hai meena

next question from hippi(ana)

What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happend to you??????? Remember HONESTY is a beautiful thing😛

yeah im very honest and i have answered all the questions honestly

most embarassing thing is when i slipped on the road and fell and everyone laughed. well there r more embarassing things fursat se bataongi

ahaha next one from jk my another baby

and no i m not angry with u or anyone but if u hv prb u

can talk to anyone who is online to calm u down theek hai na

1) WHT's ur REAL name?😕 Do tell us

bataya na meena aur kitni baar bataon

2) Why on earth u luv Armaan Suri so much?

seriously pata nahi muje mayb he reminds me of my first crush and he looks so hott and yummy as aabha says and he is so romantic

3) Will u help me kill or kidnap T&D and Kameens too?

hey baby killing wont give any joy to anyone as we all experienced with recent bombblasts but kidnapping the ppl u mentioned well if they dont improve we can send them to pluto u get in touch with NASA and we send them there what u say to that

next wud ans in another post

bahut lamba grilling hua hai

now give me a break wud ans u soon and let me read other now

😆oof u ppl really put me in the hot chair and i had to go and drink water couple of times

ok next set of questions and see im so nice and i m answering all ur questions nicely so u also do the same when ur name comes up

next from aby baby(aabha)

1.) Why is your name ChatterBox? I know why you changed it to ChatterBox, but what's the reason behind this name?

dont u know chatterbox means one who chats a lot. what u think i m doing on weekends as bhoot and u know the reason for my changed id

i talk a lot but not as much as u ppl 😆

2.) Was your husband your first crush?...if not...then who was?

hahah no he was not and as i already told u he was my boss😆

3.) If you could have a day and night...hehehe...JUST with Apu...what would you do?? 😉😈

tough question baby and since he is younger than me first i wud make him sit and let him be the chatterbox for the day and for the nite i wud make him log on to the india forums and chat with u all 😆

kya kahti ho baby?

4.) How old are you?

ab yeh bhi batana hoga kya i m older than most of u and mother of 2 teenage kids just about ur ages

5.) Do you have any kids?...if so...how many and what are their names and ages?

told u two teenage kids

6.) Who do u love more...Apu or Armaan and why?

i love both as apurva for the love he showed for his wife and what pissed off everyone here why he is being show off but i liked that and he is caring towards his mother as well as his mom-in-law and armaan for what he is now and there has been enough discussion already on this

7.) If you could, what would you change about yourself?

my looks and my laziness and be able to cook good which my son wud relish as he is a total foodie and wants new dishes evryday and btw lashy hasnt sent me new recipes 😡 very bad lashy. jo waada kiya woh nibhao bhi na

8.) If you could be any character in JJKN, which character would you want to be and why?

this question had come up in one post and prachi wants me to bebe and prachi is goin to get big jaapad for that as i m not bebe age

i wud rather be funny raj and good friend but i have one prb i cant change from female to male or i rather dont want to change

gadbad ho jayegi

9.) Which do you prefer more...MandA forever or JandA forever?? In case you don't know...MandA is our abbreviation for Mona and Apu! 😉

i think i wud prefer janda forever as these characters we love and manda cant be as apurva is already married why break up someones home

janda together forever in all tv shows provided channel doesnt butcher them 😃

10.) If given the opportunity to do so, would you tell shilpa sakhlani off and tell her that she's no good for Apu??😆

if i get opportunity i wud tell her stop clingin to ur hubby and he loves u so stop that and if u choke him that way to india-forums ke 20+ wives ready hai use lene ke liye😆

next one from our video queen dolly

So how does it feel to be the first bali ka bakra?

excited and scared first but i m enjoying it and it feels i m out on my first interview but sadly my first crush my boss is not takin that interview 😉😆

How did you come up with your IF scren name?

dolly my first screen name was likejassi as i found similarities between her and me but sadly shaadi toot gayi mera sapna toot gaya and i got angry with her bhashans and changed my id to chatterbox as i talk too much and my boss had given me that name btw as i used to talk a lot in office 😆

What is one quality in you that you think makes you a unique person?

that i dont know yaar thats for u ppl to know now since have answerd a lot of questions, there must be something about me thats why u ppl voted for me. do tell me so i wud also know what made u vote for me

next one from mallika(J4a)

1) Why did you pick "chatterbox" as ur username/ what is your real name?

sweety i hv given that ans in prev question 😛

2) What is the best part about I-F

that it is freindliest place and in short time i made so many of u sweet freinds and my friend spelling is wrong and well as i said it gave me platform to speak out my mind and the private message service 😆

3) What is a perfect 'date' for you?

honey i have never been on date with anyone i dont know how to answer this question😕

4) What is one thing you like and dislike about yourself?

i think my sense of humor i like about myself and dislike my clumsiness and laziness and bad cooking 😃

5) Your most memorable and embarrassing moment?

memorable moment wud be many and i think prachi had made that slam book and i gv ans there but there r many mayb the day i got married or day i joined this forum and embarassing when i make a mess of simple subject and jo kahna hai woh na kahke kuch bhi kah diya

there r many embarassing moments but wud tell in detail later

next from a4j (sharmada)

tell me what do you love the most about armaan and jassi? 😳

their chemistry and their stupidity at not being able to see the love for each other and of course the kind of love they share with all goofups and mistakes

next one from one of the sweetest person

nish(cutelovelygirl)

don have anything to ask just wanted to tell her that " I respect u a lot"

thanks nish for everything and i m embarassed now😳

i think thas all for now

wud see any more and later answer

and sharmi i wud call sid later and see what she is upto

hope u liked my answers and do tell me what u think

congratulations CHATTERBOX MEENA!😆😆

ELECTRIC CHAIR MUBARAK HO. 😛(as usual i am last on this.)

you deserve this seat best, my dear mother hen of a very large brood. my mental image of you is of you waddling away, busy clucking to each and everyone and the chicks following you adoringly.😳 (hope you do not get mad me.)

thanks for all your answers and no i will not add to the jolts you have already recieved on the chair.

Originally posted by: Mauritian

congratulations CHATTERBOX MEENA!😆😆

ELECTRIC CHAIR MUBARAK HO. 😛(as usual i am last on this.)

you deserve this seat best, my dear mother hen of a very large brood. my mental image of you is of you waddling away, busy clucking to each and everyone and the chicks following you adoringly.😳 (hope you do not get mad me.)

thanks for all your answers and no i will not add to the jolts you have already recieved on the chair.

aahah my favourite martian sorry i m goin to call u that only

its ok yaar i can answer but i do need a break in between to read other posts also na

and i hv to do my work also which sadly is none today

and my fingers r achin now

u can ask and i m like mother hen😕

makes me think of bebe😊

well u know most r kiddies here and since i m myself mother of two teenage kids i feel very protective of them. i think most ppl here r vry practical and not emotional fools like me

so go ahead and ask i dont mind

after all i have got whole week for that and so might as well enjoy it

but why me first bakra

ek baat hai i can say MERA NUMBER PEHLE AAYA

😆

hey i hope you are not mad at me yaar.
have you ever seen a mother hen with her wings spread out with a thousand beaks peeping out from under her wings while it rains??? what a feeling!!! to be protected and to feel secure!!
some thing like bebe, yes!!

Originally posted by: Mauritian

hey i hope you are not mad at me yaar.
have you ever seen a mother hen with her wings spread out with a thousand beaks peeping out from under her wings while it rains??? what a feeling!!! to be protected and to feel secure!!
some thing like bebe, yes!!

arre baba nahi hai gussa yaar

gussa to jab aata hai jab koi baat karni ho acche se aur woh galat ho jaati hai mujse

i m not angry i dont get angry

or rather i get angry rarely

and if someone provokes me then u know waht i do

i report to police

let them take care

but all r friends here so there is no need to be angry with anyone

and mother hen makes me feel weird but ya i m at times being very protective of these kids

kya karein maternal instincts do take over na

hum to bhai jaise hai waise rahenge

Deepa rubbing hands with glee and anticipation! 😛

What a befitting Bali ki Bakri 😆

CB Aunty, pls bleat like a Bakri before you experience third degree torture Deepa ishtyle? 😉 😆

A Huge Congo 👏 Aunty 😉 and great answers! 👏



My questions are embarassingly simple:

1.) If Kameens asked you to be his valentine, what would you do?

a.) Dismiss him with the contempt he would deserve.
b.) Drug his wine and make him believe he did ahem ahem with Kekta Kapoor.
c.) Deal him a nasty well aimed blow on his nose


2.) Let's suppose that Apu has ditched SS and Mona has ditched karan. They have eloped and have come to you for refuge.Your reaction?

a.) Tell them "I am delighted to assist you in any way, my dears."
b.) Show them the pros and cons and ask them to go back to their respective partners.
c.) Give them your bedroom but secretly inform SS and Karan.
d.) Show them Jassi's bhaashans and leave them to draw a conclusion.
None of the above (Specify what else)


3.) If T and D went on their knees to beg your forgiveness for the wedding fisaco, you would

a.) Sock them
b.) Graciously forgive them
3.) Ask them to go to hell
4.) Send them to me


4.) If you stumbled upon a youth restoring potion but sadly, enough for only one person, you would

a.) Take it yourself
b.) Give it to your Hubby dear 😉


5.) Forget you are married. Let's suppose that Armu can belong only to either of you or me. You would tell me:

a.) (Emotionally) "Deepa, I am too old and have had my share. You enjoy him."
b.) "Age my foot! He is mine! Deepa, you back off!"
c.) Ask Armu to pick his choice.( in spite of the risk! 😉 )
d.) Dismiss Armu as being too passionate and unmanageable for either of us!

NOTE: CB, you have to stick to the choices. No answering out of them! And only one answer is allowed!

😉 😆


And CB, I take this opportunity to thank you again for your support and your unconditional acceptance of me, in spite of everything and congos again.

You in deed are a dear!
😃

baapre is jhansi ki rani se darr lag raha tha pata nahi kya poochegi

chalo aapko bhi jawab de dete hai but pls ek dialogue kahna padega

auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mat kahooooooooooo naaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok ur questions and my answers

1.) If Kameens asked you to be his valentine, what would you do?

a.) Dismiss him with the contempt he would deserve.
b.) Drug his wine and make him believe he did ahem ahem with Kekta Kapoor.
c.) Deal him a nasty well aimed blow on his nose

my answer is choice b ya that wud give them a taste of their own medicine for making us go thru that torture


2.) Let's suppose that Apu has ditched SS and Mona has ditched karan. They have eloped and have come to you for refuge.Your reaction?

a.) Tell them "I am delighted to assist you in any way, my dears."
b.) Show them the pros and cons and ask them to go back to their respective partners.
c.) Give them your bedroom but secretly inform SS and Karan.
d.) Show them Jassi's bhaashans and leave them to draw a conclusion.
None of the above (Specify what else)

hmm difficult choice but then i think it wud be d then apurva better think if he wants to be with clingy shilpa or bhashanmati jassi/mona 😆


3.) If T and D went on their knees to beg your forgiveness for the wedding fisaco, you would

a.) Sock them
b.) Graciously forgive them
3.) Ask them to go to hell
4.) Send them to me

the ans here is clear. i wud send to u my jhansi ki rani u wud deal with them properly and take badlaaaaaaaaaaa the way jassi keeps talkin about badlaaaaaaaa but u wud surely take badlaaaaaaaaaaa in proper way

4.) If you stumbled upon a youth restoring potion but sadly, enough for only one person, you would

a.) Take it yourself
b.) Give it to your Hubby dear 😉

very funny. i think i m not selfish wud give to my hubby then to mera life aur bhi achha ho jayega na😆


5.) Forget you are married. Let's suppose that Armu can belong only to either of you or me. You would tell me:

a.) (Emotionally) "Deepa, I am too old and have had my share. You enjoy him."
b.) "Age my foot! He is mine! Deepa, you back off!"
c.) Ask Armu to pick his choice.( in spite of the risk! 😉 )
d.) Dismiss Armu as being too passionate and unmanageable for either of us!

ahaha easy here i wud be selfish coz u called me aunty so i wud take the choice b deepa back offf😆

main bhi galti se eik sawal poochh lya 😃
Forget about my previous sawal.

Some people are calling you Bali ka bakra and some are calling you bali ki bakri.

Which one do you like it?

Originally posted by: sawagat

main bhi galti se eik sawal poochh lya 😃

to fir se pooch lo na i may have missed ur questions

ab tum log CID ke jaise questions karoge to kahin na kahin to galti se mistake ho jayega na

poocho ji kya poochna hai

bt ek baat yaad rakhna main tum sabko nahi chhodongi jab tumari baari aayegi na tab dekh lena😃