I don't know how many of you know about Sigmund Freud (beyond his theory that ahem-ahem lies at the root of everything) but there is another part of his theory that should interest us JJKN fanatics: Defense mechanisms. Simply put, these are strategies that we use to escape from or avoid truths that seem harsh and painful. Now the defense mechanism that i use most frequently is Fantasy. these days i spend most of my spare time fantasising about what might just happen if TnD had brains, Taruntula had a heart, and IF members had the power to call the shots in JJKN.
Here's what we might expect if JJKN were perfect:
1. JandA CLEAR ALL THEIR MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND HAVE A GRAND WEDDING, twice as grand as the one we were cheated out of on 5 Aug. After the wedding, they head to some exotic, romantic getaway to create as many Ashishs as they want.
2. Amrit and Uma discover they are long-lost sisters, thereby making Motormouth J's bro (well almost) so he has to give up all hopes of marrying her. he slips the Khandani Kangan onto Vandana's wrists and they live happily ever after.
3. PARI(HELLO MANINEEE), CHESHTA(REMEMBER HER?) AND BEAUTY come back to fight over who will get Nandu.
Mr.Nandan's comments? "May the best woman win."
4. Mollie asks Thakral to help her prevent Dimples from divorcing hr, but along the way they fall in love and get married, and Mollie spends the rest of her life in abetting Thakral in his crooked activities.
5. KHATRA KHATRI elopes with JERKY JHA, but forgets to take Jo with her.
6. JOke, finally free of her annoying mother, comes to Mumbai to fulfil her celebrity dreams. She auditions for Indian Idol but is thrown out in the first round, with Anu Malik's "poetic compliments". 😆😆
Forced to work for a living, Jo finds a job at the Oberoi mansion where she is made KARISHMA'S governess.
(Poor Jo, I wonder if even she desrves such an awful fate!
Or shud i be pitying Karishma?)
7.PURAB RETURNS FROM THE DEAD to reveal that he had been faking it all along in order to escape PC's passionate advances(?!!?)😕 and the man in bandages in Naini was a body double.
8. P discovers that it was CJ who had murdered Anuj Shastri. Creepy is sentenced to life and spends the rest of his days in the same pair of PCs with which he had messed up JandA's life.
9. Neha Shastri is so grateful to P that she marries him and they live happily ever after with Nikki and rohan.
10. Raj becomes the new CEO of GM. He hires Rhea as his assistant (ahem ahem!)😉
11. Angel makes Aryan her 4th husband.
12.Unchhi Cheez falls out with the 'seths' of Nainital , forcing him to go "neeche" (underground) for the rest of his days.
AAAhhhhhh.....if wishes were horses......