In honor of the color of choice of JJKN lately, I thought I'd write in this..😕 I'm on grape overdose..it's like swimming in a vat of Dimetapp! In any case, tonight's episode was frustrating to say the LEASTTTTTTT! 😭
1) KIDDIE KARISHMA: That kid has a very short life. I am going to KILL her! 😡 She absolutely has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Kid, listen up. We all hatechu now. If you REALLYYY want Piano Man's attention that bad, PLEASE do it on your own time. NOT when the man FINALLY does something right & WackO Walia is about to see Dimples in full apologetic action! 😡 You win the IOTE of the evening @ such a young age. Congratulations. I'm sure your parents will be very proud. 👏 Now tell them to shove you back in school & not let you act because you were the worst interference in today's episode, I don't care HOW old you are! 😡 Stupid child. GRRR. And obviously yesterday's episode provided more dialogue hints for us as to the condition of the MEGA rich SNOBerois' television..DUHHH, OF COURSE the stoooopid TV won't work without the remote..doesn't that make total sense? That way, when Piano Man tries to change the channel back to Dimps' interview, it doesn't work. HOW. FREAKING. CONVENIENT. 🤢
2) WRONG WIFE: As for who actually DID get to watch the interview, it had to be the wrong wife, didn't it? Mindless A** got to see the WHOLEEE thing in it's regretful glory while all WackO Walia saw was up to "I'm Armaan Suri & I love Gulmohur" (Okay, I know he didn't say that, but you get the point. 😕). WHY does the wrong wife always see everything!? The letter from PC, the "sorry sorry" interview, the ahemming 😈, etc. 😭 And why, after everything on the planet that our lovable (!?) PERVERTlal has done to you, would you believe him & his Unchee Mooch? I mean, really, it MUST be because of his credibility, right? Because he's SUCH an upstanding citizen? Righttt..I must have forgotten that part. "Silly Sid..PERVS are for Jassis!"
3) ASDFG!!!: THAT would be my reaction to poor li'l eager Dimpie @ the SNOBeroi mansion with a bouquet of flowers. I was so HDAIUHSAIUSA that my parents were too busy watching me rather than the show. I HATEEE when people do that crap..it's that whole anticipation business..listen up! I hate anticipation! Just get to the point of the situation!!! "ASDFG!!!" is also my reaction to Kiddie Karishma's ADHD, WackO Walia's swear of revenge, Reg Man's idiotic present search with my Dimples, & WackO's newfound love with her mother-in-law. 😕 STOP ITTTT.
4) What the hell is a Mira? Towards the middle I understood that she is the dead SNOBeroi's widow (PC???) & that's why Mama Uma felt upset while telling Wally to wear the shaadi ka joda. BUT. Then where is she??? Okay guys, let's try to figure out the convoluted SNOBeroi family tree..this is our history project of the evening: Pinstriped Pops SNOBeroi is married to Mama Uma SNOBeroi. They had 4 (?) children..(Presumably) PC, Motor Mouth, Tanushree, & some other sister who I can't remember the name of because Piano Man spits things out of his mouth like a machine gun on crack. PC supposedly is dead but "USED" to work for the family business in Singapore (?). His wife was Mira who is currently MIA, & they had a child named Satan's Spawn Kiddie Karishma. Motor Mouth was going to get married to some gold digger that his parents didn't approve of so he busted out of the place. Gold digger ran away when she figured that now, Motor Mouth would be goldless. Weirdo Vandana is a friend's daughter who grew up with the SNOBerois & seems to be in love (Look, it CAN'T be lust! 😕) with Piano Man. G. Kaks is the dude who is just like family. Tanushree is studying in the U.S. somewhere & the missing sister is..??? I'm sorry..that's all that my brain will allow me to plow through for tonight..someone told me that I might still need @ least ONE brain cell to watch JJKN.
5) NOBS (CC) NOTE: Mona, satin salwars are a no-no. PURPLISH satin salwars are a HELL NO-NO! You look like a wet eggplant especially with the greenish dupatta!!! They don't flatter ANYONE on Earth (Purple satin salwars, I mean, not eggplants. 😆) so I don't know why people continue to make them. Let your costume designer know..PLEASE!!! 🤢
6) NOBS (CC) NOTE: Aryan, it is not attractive to look like an inside out rotten banana. Black stripes on the outside & a neon yellow on the inside make you look like what a hallucinogenic monkey might see if he was really hungry (& no, I don't mean PC..heehee..sorry LR..😆 😉). Also, stop trying to pacify Mindless A** into thinking that you have ANY power over controlling WackO Wally..you've failed EVERYYY SINGLEEE TIMEEE. 🤢
7) That stupid scene that Wonder Walia keeps remembering where Dimps says that he hates her is so contradictory in feelings..for us, anyway. On one hand, he's holding her face as every JandA fan always loves when he does & on the other, he's in her face saying he hates her. I couldn't figure out whether I should just watch that flashback in mute & look @ it or close my eyes & just listen to it. 🤢
8) This idiot Walia (& yes, I still love Jassi & always defend her therefore, as Public Defender, I reserve the right to call her whatever I want whenever I want..😉) is getting emotionally attached to the SNOBerois now. We already had a dialogue hint yesterday where she tells Reg Man that she doesn't want his family's love to make her weak. Ay yi yiii..this means that further along, she's going to feel guilty for her betrayal of trust towards the SNOBerois & who knows? Maybe she'll marry MM for real (Don't kill me JandA fans, you know I'm one too, but @ this rate, pessimism is best!). In any case, screw your attachment WackO!!! This is the one wedding/marriage that you actually SHOULD be running from!!! 😡
9) Wedding Singer Lady has now found a new enemy. My daddie usually doesn't watch the show with me but today, he joined the rest of the clan. Poor guy..as soon as W.S.L. started her (MASSIVE AMOUNTS TODAY) nonsense, he's like, "Damn man, I HATE that tune. That singer is so annoying!" Lol..I guess I don't just look like him but have the same likes & dislikes as well. 😉 😆 In all seriousness though, that woman was on a rampage today..like 897298.56 minutes of JUST "ahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh"ing!!! I would rather sit through Motor Mouth trying to tell me a realllly long story or something! 😳
10) ONE true line of the evening. Surprisingly stated by Mindless A**. While talking to Aryan, she says that it will only take ONE meeting & ONE conversation for JandA to clear up all of their misunderstandings. And then Dimps will do whatever it takes to make sure that Wally overcomes ALL obstacles. <SIGH> FOR ONCE, I hope your words ring true Mollie..FOR ONCE!!! 👍🏼
11) NOBS (CC) NOTE: REGGIE!!! PLEASE!!! I want to know who the hell designs his outfits!!! I spend more time trying to read his upper torso than watching the show. Actually, I lie..I'm almost glad his kurtis have reading material on them since I can't follow his words @ their Mach 3 speed anyway. Hey! Idea! Maybe they should start writing his dialogues on his ugly, effeminate kurtis from now on..that way, I don't have to see his mouth, I can understand what he's trying to say, AND his yuck clothing might actually serve a purpose! 😃 😳
12) Speaking of Piano Man, you are the undisputed KING of Hideosity. WHO WHO WHO goes to their own reception party looking like a newspaper? Black & white is a VERY difficult combination to MESS UP, but, Reg Man, congratulations, you have done it!!! 👏 I spent my time wondering whether you were going to a party or going to PRESS! 😒
13) Another inane conversation between Dimpie & Motor Mouth. He's sitting there consoling Dimples & convincing him that he's SURE that his love heard his interview & that his apologies reached her ears. NO NO NO!!! THEY DIDN'T!!! You have your evil incarnate niece to thank for that & your money grubbing ex-girlfriend because of whom you ended up in Naini to begin with. 🤢 Reggie, I'm really hating on you lately..I'm hoping your role changes to that of someone who just tries to help the JandA reunion along because if you get ANY more emotionally involved with WackO Walia (outside the show is your own biz..😉), then I'm going to have to use you as the PERVMAN replacement in my commentary! 😵
14) I say YAYYYY for the "1st Day of Gulmohur" flashbacks!!! That one little glimpse into the past was so cute that I almost forgave the fact that Nandu's gift of a new office was in 2 or 3 non-matching, puke-inducing colors. But since he's been gone a while, we forgive him, right NOBS (CC) members? 😆
15) The look on Mollie's face is beyond priceless when Dimps is on his way to his BFF's reception party. Cutie Dimpie in his white suit with the JandA music & the return of the "hey heys" in the background was so out of the loop that I almost felt like grabbing him out of the TV to spare him from what he is about to endure. But Mollie!? Heeheehee..I lowed it..she just has this look of disbelief on her face. But then again, I would too if my husband was jumping around like a little boy about to make the biggest home run & it had NOTHING to do with my presence. In fact, the best part of the whole situation was how Dimps was pretty much completely unaware of Mindless A**'s presence & she was sitting a foot away from him. Lol..what goes around, comes around b***ch! 😃 👍🏼
16) As JassiCeha wallows in her new office & sees the pics of Billster, Amrit, & Babaji, she says that she wishes that they could be there to see their Jassi start a new beginning. Girl, you've had SO many new beginnings @ this point that I'm pretty sure they know that if they miss this one, another one is right around the corner. Guaranteed they'll be back in Mumbai the next time you're put in jail (Probably later on for not repaying the loan to the bank that you so egoistically wanted to get on your own!). 😕
17) Annoying Ila was @ her best. Although, I've got to say, for once I thought she had a point. Their society is so concerned with their status that it makes sense that if Dimps went to a hi fi party without his "wife", that tongues would be wagging before it was even time for the first drunk to be taken home! 😛 HOWEVER, even though I agree with this one point of hers, does not mean that I approve of her prior "ANGELic" antics. Therefore, my advice to you, Mama Ila..is..spend your time finding Angel her 4th husband & Mallika her 2nd..you'll have more success with them anyway. 😊
18) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY the hell do these people use RANDOM people who sound NOTHING like the actors to do voiceovers!? This is the THIRD time I had to do a double take while watching & listening. Here's a question. How do you possiblyyy think that the voice of a 97 year old chronic emphysema patient on his death bed matches the voice of Apoorva Agnihotri??? That too, while talking about his love for Jassi? I dunno..maybe it's just me but I'd think that with the actors on set for 14-20 hours a day, you'd find time to maybe just grab the guy & have him say one line into a mini-recorder!!!
19) First of all, why did Dimps say that he's never bought Jassi a present? He has! He bought her that light up heart thingie that was meant for Mindless, he bought her those cards & stuff after the J. Bedi case, etc. And SECOND, lucky girl, that Wally. She's about to get two things from a wannabe Tiffany (Notice the robin's egg blue bags, anyone?) jewelry store. For someone who's pretty immaterialistic, this chick is presented with a lot of finery! WHY are Dimps & Piano Man shopping together? It was so nauseating that I was ready to change the channel & watch the Sky Tel Air Shop thingie on Sahara! 🤢
20) The preview was so sadddd. Dimples is in for the shock of his life because me thinks that either he's not going to get a chance to tell Motor Mouth, or if he does, Motor Mouth's going to be like, "Oh hellll noooo..she's my old lady now! Buzz off buster!" In which case Karan, RUN FOR YOUR SPEEDY GONZALEZ LIFE BECAUSE I'M GUNNING FOR YOU!!! 😡 In any case, Dimpie sobbing is NOT a cute mental picture to be left with all weekend long!!! HOW MEAN!!! 😭
21) Mona looked REALLLY pretty. HALLELUJAH for the ponytail deletion, contact lens insertion, & sari drape-ation. 😃 Too bad that Dimps is going to die of a broken-heart-attack. 😭
22) AMEN TO THE ABSENCE OF PINSTRIPED POPS TODAY!!! It's almost as good as an episode without the utterance of "unchee cheez"! We were double treated today. 😛
23) The Emmy award of the evening goes to Gaurav for having just one or two scenes in today's episode but still somehow managing to steal the show. Even my mom was like, "Man, what a friend Jassi has. She should realize it." I agree Mama Swati, I agree! 👍🏼
24) Sorry guys, but this commentary wasn't as humorous as some of my other ones. Number one, I found this episode damn irritating, frustrating, & annoying and number two, I think the show, it's incongruencies, & it's inconsistencies have sapped all of my sarcastic wit right out of my head. 😭 BACHAOOOOO!!! 😛
Have a wonderrrrfulous weekend homies! 🤗
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Sid
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