6:00 am
"Good morning viewers we are outside JNDSD high court to cover the most awaited...
KK- Sahab Chai
Reporter 1/Mahesh- Ohh thank you so much Dada. I must say your Vividha tea stall is very famous.
KK- that's so sweet of you Sir
Reporter 2/Suresh- Hey Mahesh Bro, How are you n what are u doing here?
Mahesh take Suresh behind the tea stall
Mahesh: Bro I'm fine. Thank you. Don't u know, I'm here to cover the most awaited trial of JNDSD land.
Suresh: Which one?
Mahesh: Take a guess.
Suresh: Umm, Guddi murder case????
Mahesh: Gosh, How u manage so much idiocy in ur brain. I said most awaited. Ring any bell?
Suresh: Ohh no no, wait. It's impossible totally, no chance.
Mahesh: But it is. The most awaited RaVidha divorce case.
Suresh: Bro, what u had last night? U r considerably high.
Mahesh: No I'm not.
Suresh: But that is impossible. I have personally tapped phones of Vashisht mansion n they never have talked about it. Never. They talk about murders, molestation, property, terrorists, shagun, apshagun but never even the D of divorce. So how come this all of sudden??
Mahesh: Don't be disappointed. Hota hai yaar. Sab ke bas ki baat nahi.
Suresh: Yeah. So who is appointed as Judge for this trial??
Mahesh: Seriously u asking this. We have only one judge here. The great Abdul Chacha.
Suresh: Is he back from holiday? I heard he went to Laddakh. But why did he go there?
Mahesh: He is fond of Sea, beaches n fishes.
Suresh: But Laddakh hv not got any Sea. There are mountains only.
Suddenly from back
KK: Sahab, main aapke haath jodta hoon. Aapko pta hai na uske baare baat nhi karna. Logic is equivalent to Voldemort. So don't say it. Please I beg u.
Kk goes back to Vividha tea stall
Suresh: Alright.
Mahesh: I heard your boss is all set to fire you in this month.
Suresh: Yeah. I got failed in getting results of a case.
Mahesh: Which one?
Suresh: Mystery of Second Aurat in RK life.
Mahesh: Is your boss is your father in law also?
Suresh nods
Mahesh: That's why he give such cases where one has to fail miserably only. Pity you. Anyway let's cover this.
Suresh: Yeah. This trial will be biggest news of the century. Have you think title for this story?
Mahesh: Not yet. But sooner.
Judge Abdul Chacha arriving on his moped with someone on back seat...
To be continued...