8th Ajooba:

Hello, I am Nani Mausi aka NM since I am modern and still young; you guys can address me as NM. Nani Mausi sounds very middle class and I hate middle class people. Mujhe sab kuch achi tarah sunai deta hai so be careful of what you say about me. I don't like ill mannered people and as I mentioned earlier middle class logo se nafrat hai.
****Warning: No Middle class people are allowed to touch me as they will make my beautiful face dirty. To those orphans stay away from me because I will get epidemic disease as it is contagious.
Society People: Ready with scissors to chop off rest of the hair to make her look beautiful and modern.

9th Ajooba:

Manhoos Mare Hazar, Namaste Jhanta log! Mein hoon Bua Dadai. Mein hu bilkul old-fashioned, conservative without class. Mein dikhne mein buddi hu lekin mere andar koi tamez nahi hai. Maturity kya hoti hai mujhe nahi pata. Manhoos mare hazar! Mein dekhti hu chudail jaise lekin mera chehra dekhne mein kitna sundar hai. Mere andar zeher aur gandi khoon ki chemicals hai isliye mujhe sab log aatma lagte hai. This is enough no more description because my picture says everything about me.
Society people: This is what people would do to her, Kala chehra

10th Ajooba:

I am Durga aka DD Patel. Recently I became an obsessed lover of my daughter because she was carrying my husband Shiv inside her. My only concern was for the baby no one else. Unfortunately my baby Shiv abandoned me because I became a psycho in his love and couldn't see anything beyond him. Everyone conspired against my baby Shiv including my Jamai that's why I sound truculent with everyone. In my dictionary, it is known as class and manners in my language. So if anyone wants to learn mannerism than come to me I will teach you without hesitant. And most importantly, please bestow your love upon this mental lady!
Society People: Take her to mental asylum asap... And this would be her condition

P.S. This is just a fun post; not to offend anyone! Excuse my lame Hindi as I am not a native speaker.