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Kiran ke ajeebogareeb twister pe, Arpita hit sixer.👏👍🏼 What were you thinking beta only Pb can give you shocker🤣
Re cap: Behaal Tiger ki 007 Bond Valentine
DST aka Veer is upset, with A's actions so far.( hmm dil deeply chotil hai)😭 N praying for his plan ( we all ninnu)😊. Comedy of errors happen as expected, we get new pair in town Mattu. ( mini+khattu)😆 JJ still planing to bring VeSha closer.👏 Party about to begin when A spoted would be Rajdeep or Subhash or new entry ( wait yaar we are about to know🤣)
Part: 1 Love Professor N
A is shocked to see guy so do us ( new entry, looking so jhallu, bad voice, yaar is se toh khattu hi accha hai😆 PB kaha se uthaya isko😆) he thanks her for party. put the glass back, walks away makes a call that he has arrived, why dalla did not show up ( the guy has very artificial British, American or PB indo-non indo ka god knows what accent🤣) He says 8 pm time was fixed ( I thot it was 8:30, is star one going to move ajanabi at 8 pm slot kya😆, PB pay attention what u doing)😡 better rush it, I have other things to take care. A concludes that he is the guy, ( maasi tujhe kis angle se yeh vilaain lagta hai re??)😆so she needs to inform some one about it ( kya karu Amit toh sunte hi nahi)
Back to Badhavaas Egoistic Sexy Tiger (BEST, oye M'bai ki bus nahi yaaro), ready for party with matching shirt like A ka dress looking cool😎( when he does not). N objects ( oh god N toh it's your idea to give silk ka red bed sheet to BEST)😆, BEST asks what is rong in it?? ( n goes nahi chaadar lapeto utaarne main aassani)😳 N makes fun of him, by saying my friend ( laila) was right you do look like UNCLE ( he means woh middle aged vaale uncle, what are you doing N????😲 forum ki ladkiya peetengi tujhe) N argues, who wears suit like this in V'day party ( tera chaachu, can't you see), BEST tells it's job for him, not party ( kyoki main toh apni valentine se ladh liya) N gives love ki daant to BEST, by saying whatever it is?? you are the boss and he should always look smart ( he does N, no matter what he wears or not🤣)BEST gives thotful, appreciative look to him,( Veer looks very cute and damn sexy here😳 N goes to help him, picks a shaktiman ki silken red chaadar aka shervani. BEST is not convince but agrees. N tells our jodi will look great, BEST confuse our jodi???😉 ( BSET is like oye N ke bachhe meri jodi tere saath nahi maassi ke saath hai )🤣 N informs he is coming with his lailla too😆 BEST shocked ( like saying hey bhaggu yeh PB mujhe N se love lecture dilwayyega). BEST wants to know about his would be DIL, N calls her out ( N in heart my Bride is ready, but chaachu, aap toh pahle dulha banoo)😆 N ki laila tells him she is his date ( PB do not spoil the kid yaar.😆) BEST is amazed ( shamed on himself he is too behind, bachhe kitana aage nikal gaye😳). BEST tells N he is coming to party some time as he is not fully recover ( kitne dil lega N thik hone main??) and Bahu( Saila) you need to go to school na. N goes to change
BEST gets a call from anonymous caller who tells him about something major going to happen at the hotel,( yaa love confession to A followed by kiss)😳 he needs to be there ( hmm some one is devil's advocate here, JJ???) BESt wonders who it can be ( what is the dubbing voice about sid)😡
Catherina Zeta Jones ( maassi, CJ) gets drink to Bindu ( minni), she insults her saying why she always make entry in rong time, refuse to listen to A, tell her to get lost as big events going to happen in her life. Cathy sees jhalla guy shaking hand, gets worried does not know whom to tell about Ocean Twelve's plan aka leaking details.
Part: 2 Distorted Rajendra Nath
Brainy Cathy (A) decides to go and serve them. She deliberately spill the drink on the papers, apologizes, try to clean, read same time.( If only Tiger was here), finds out Hindi literature, Jhalla guy tells her he teaches Hindi in USA.( Good PB. The prof is jhallu but I like the idea, good patriotism👏👏) He calmly tells her papers were very important for him, she screwed them up. His co tells he has another copy ( now is there a catch or it was just to mislead A and us??) A curses herself but determine to find redmask (oki now BEST do not you wear red mask)
Khattu playing disoriented version of Rajendra Nath (RN) looking for his date, goes to hit on one gal, who is waiting for her date. She gives weird looks to him, asks who is he, rite then her date arrives. RN heart broken. She does as usual complains to her BF about RN, he tells she only asks her to come (ab pita tu Khattu) she shows her BF, RN beshram peeche hi pad gaya, ( kisi kisi ko jute khaane ki aadat hi hoti hai, ab PB kya kare uske liye😆)Finally BF drags him and do jutoo se his pooja aka pitai ( Suman, 4 mnts with N-tiger convo, 4 mnts with khattu, 2 mnts with red mask gone)😆 It was kinda filler. Mattu comedy would have better.
Part: 3 Behaal Tiger
Happy BEST maaro entry in Shaktimaan style with his Love professors ( NiLa). Gets to know about party from Shridhar (S), Pammi comes wishes ( OMG she is looking so graceful), all gets their mask ( me so relieved, BEST ka red nahi hai)😉 Pammhaal hug⭐️⭐️ she tells him he is looking very smart but N ( he is like Arjun, machli ki aankh, no distraction) looking for his life, asks A to come find A. BEST ki nazre dhonnding his ruthi valentine( kya re oye, woh toh gayi interview dene you know na, ya ya DIL hai ki maanta nahi, khayaal hai ki jaata nahi)BEST, looking around, wishing all, gets drink, still baichain for his A andddddddd he spots her, checks out top to bottom sorry bottom to top, stunned. ( are tum yahi ho mere dil ke pass gayi nahi interview ko)😳, gets all smiley, dil main ladoo, stomach main butterfly, their national anthem plays as BG music.😆 Can't take his eyes off, keep blinking ( only if yeh chaadar nahi hoi, par chalega), goes to FB (shimla baarish, dance, terrace ki friendship, broke up all) Suman 4 more mnts gone ( kiss or no kiss pakaa kal hi hoga)😆 bola tha last scene.
Part: 4 Half Confrontation
JJ comes with wife ( not GF), trying to calm her down. First time she uses brain by saying you were so busy conspiring against VeSha that forgot about V'day and now telling hotel's party is for me.( BTW bua looking good) He makes excuse that he was testing her, she asks for V' gift ( arhhh Tiger tum laaye ki nahi, oh stupid Arpita, his gift is potential kiss may be) He brushes her off saying yeah gift is there, Bua nahi sunegi aaj, she knows he is making excuse, she walks away. JJ wonders how to get gift, bumps to his forever target RN who has gift in his hand. ( suman jattu ki timing toh kal ki hi nahi???😕) JJ shocked seeing RN, checks him out opposite to Tiger way aka top to bottom.🤣 He yells at him why he did not pick his phone. RN tells him to forget about it, he just got pitai from rong number. ( who ask you to be very smart?? PB naa go hit him) JJ orders him to get gift as he did not wish bua, so matter can go worse. RN babbles he has tuta bandage dil. JJ yells at him ( this is what call, PB ki supaa dragging), RN tells he is in love ( JJ in heart yeh to BEST ke dialogue hone chaahiye the, PB ne bataaya nahi tumhe kaisa creative head hai yaar, lagta hai pages badal gaye letter ki tarah)🤣 JJ about to maaro santi to RN, when Bua interrupts, demands for gift, he tries to buy time ( killing humaara screen time, VeSha dekhao yaar), she tells no gift, no entry to bedroom.( suman 3 more mnts gone) She leaves, he tries to stop her ( in his heart no problem teri sautan DD ka room hai na)🤣
BEST sulking at sofa in the corner with Black and white mask, A walks to him with drink ( arpita holding her breath who knows when she will see, MJHT ka banner on the screen as16 mnts gone)🤣 (Looks like BESt thinking OMG valentine khud hi chal ke aagayi le lo mauka) stare at her, stands up ( are yaar yeh baar baar khada kyo ho jaata hai, A koi teacher hai kya, then looking height difference he can kiss her while sitting🤣 removes his mask in angry aashik deevaana mode, A shocked, both staring ( BEST does look very gussa, as if abhi ke abhi jor se pakad lega) A tries to leave, he grabs ( not hold) her arm ( naa maassi aaj nahi jaane dega, you better not try), turns her to him, wants to know how come she has not gone for interview ( A in her heart nahi jaa paii aapko chodkar) sarcastically asks her so got the job, when leaving this ( OMG tiger one heck of the jall kuukaad) rite now, she tells she did not go for interview, as she wants to talk to him some important issues. BEST shhh her, tells she only hurts him whenever she speaks.Today I will speak and you will listen. A shocked on his new avtaar. he holds her firmly. questions her why she does this, after jai she is her best friend, with whom he can talk all. She understand him, but you broke all in one shot why did you do this ( go kill your mom) He wants answer from her.( bataaya na go hang mom) They stare on freezing screen. what had I told you guys??? rosh bola tha na last scene. chalo sab fees pay karo.😆
Tomorrow: kiss ka Khulaasa
We will know what happen to most awaited kiss scene yes or no ( my best guess no. some one will interrupt) VeSha dance together in gussa.
Wonderful Wednesday;😃
Three days in a row, kameeni free episode.⭐️
Arpita Ki Kalam Se: Political Profile of Ajnabians.
Ajnabians Profile
Kameeni Kameeni: Jaylalitha or Mayavati or Hybrid of Both🤣 you decide.
Badhavaas Egoistic Sexy Tigar
(BEST, not M'bai buses) Bill Clinton❤️
Maassi Hillary Clinton❤️
Jijju Sharad Pawar😡
Nandini Bua Uma Bharti😉
Bigda Bunty Mulayam Ka Beta😲
Pammi Condii Rice😃
Shridhar Collin Powell😊
Khattu Laalu Prasad Yadav😆
Minnie Mamta Banerjee
Chauksi Uncle Somnath Chatterjee😃
Mrs Dixit Sheela Dixit😎
Ninnu and his Lalia Do not drag kid in politics let them enjoy childhood😆
PB I, let forum decide unanimously about you🤣
Enjoy
Arpita😛
PS: Anshu and Shruti let me know about article. I google and readt it. OMG JJ will escape, A will be insulted. Nooo PB romance ka satyanaash mat karooo please.😡😭 Does it mean no ILU for VeSha abhi kya??😕 A will actually 007 gal bondi🤣
Re cap: Behaal Tiger ki 007 Bond Valentine
DST aka Veer is upset, with A's actions so far.( hmm dil deeply chotil hai)😭 N praying for his plan ( we all ninnu)😊. Comedy of errors happen as expected, we get new pair in town Mattu. ( mini+khattu)😆 JJ still planing to bring VeSha closer.👏 Party about to begin when A spoted would be Rajdeep or Subhash or new entry ( wait yaar we are about to know🤣)
Part: 1 Love Professor N
A is shocked to see guy so do us ( new entry, looking so jhallu, bad voice, yaar is se toh khattu hi accha hai😆 PB kaha se uthaya isko😆) he thanks her for party. put the glass back, walks away makes a call that he has arrived, why dalla did not show up ( the guy has very artificial British, American or PB indo-non indo ka god knows what accent🤣) He says 8 pm time was fixed ( I thot it was 8:30, is star one going to move ajanabi at 8 pm slot kya😆, PB pay attention what u doing)😡 better rush it, I have other things to take care. A concludes that he is the guy, ( maasi tujhe kis angle se yeh vilaain lagta hai re??)😆so she needs to inform some one about it ( kya karu Amit toh sunte hi nahi)
Back to Badhavaas Egoistic Sexy Tiger (BEST, oye M'bai ki bus nahi yaaro), ready for party with matching shirt like A ka dress looking cool😎( when he does not). N objects ( oh god N toh it's your idea to give silk ka red bed sheet to BEST)😆, BEST asks what is rong in it?? ( n goes nahi chaadar lapeto utaarne main aassani)😳 N makes fun of him, by saying my friend ( laila) was right you do look like UNCLE ( he means woh middle aged vaale uncle, what are you doing N????😲 forum ki ladkiya peetengi tujhe) N argues, who wears suit like this in V'day party ( tera chaachu, can't you see), BEST tells it's job for him, not party ( kyoki main toh apni valentine se ladh liya) N gives love ki daant to BEST, by saying whatever it is?? you are the boss and he should always look smart ( he does N, no matter what he wears or not🤣)BEST gives thotful, appreciative look to him,( Veer looks very cute and damn sexy here😳 N goes to help him, picks a shaktiman ki silken red chaadar aka shervani. BEST is not convince but agrees. N tells our jodi will look great, BEST confuse our jodi???😉 ( BSET is like oye N ke bachhe meri jodi tere saath nahi maassi ke saath hai )🤣 N informs he is coming with his lailla too😆 BEST shocked ( like saying hey bhaggu yeh PB mujhe N se love lecture dilwayyega). BEST wants to know about his would be DIL, N calls her out ( N in heart my Bride is ready, but chaachu, aap toh pahle dulha banoo)😆 N ki laila tells him she is his date ( PB do not spoil the kid yaar.😆) BEST is amazed ( shamed on himself he is too behind, bachhe kitana aage nikal gaye😳). BEST tells N he is coming to party some time as he is not fully recover ( kitne dil lega N thik hone main??) and Bahu( Saila) you need to go to school na. N goes to change
BEST gets a call from anonymous caller who tells him about something major going to happen at the hotel,( yaa love confession to A followed by kiss)😳 he needs to be there ( hmm some one is devil's advocate here, JJ???) BESt wonders who it can be ( what is the dubbing voice about sid)😡
Catherina Zeta Jones ( maassi, CJ) gets drink to Bindu ( minni), she insults her saying why she always make entry in rong time, refuse to listen to A, tell her to get lost as big events going to happen in her life. Cathy sees jhalla guy shaking hand, gets worried does not know whom to tell about Ocean Twelve's plan aka leaking details.
Part: 2 Distorted Rajendra Nath
Brainy Cathy (A) decides to go and serve them. She deliberately spill the drink on the papers, apologizes, try to clean, read same time.( If only Tiger was here), finds out Hindi literature, Jhalla guy tells her he teaches Hindi in USA.( Good PB. The prof is jhallu but I like the idea, good patriotism👏👏) He calmly tells her papers were very important for him, she screwed them up. His co tells he has another copy ( now is there a catch or it was just to mislead A and us??) A curses herself but determine to find redmask (oki now BEST do not you wear red mask)
Khattu playing disoriented version of Rajendra Nath (RN) looking for his date, goes to hit on one gal, who is waiting for her date. She gives weird looks to him, asks who is he, rite then her date arrives. RN heart broken. She does as usual complains to her BF about RN, he tells she only asks her to come (ab pita tu Khattu) she shows her BF, RN beshram peeche hi pad gaya, ( kisi kisi ko jute khaane ki aadat hi hoti hai, ab PB kya kare uske liye😆)Finally BF drags him and do jutoo se his pooja aka pitai ( Suman, 4 mnts with N-tiger convo, 4 mnts with khattu, 2 mnts with red mask gone)😆 It was kinda filler. Mattu comedy would have better.
Part: 3 Behaal Tiger
Happy BEST maaro entry in Shaktimaan style with his Love professors ( NiLa). Gets to know about party from Shridhar (S), Pammi comes wishes ( OMG she is looking so graceful), all gets their mask ( me so relieved, BEST ka red nahi hai)😉 Pammhaal hug⭐️⭐️ she tells him he is looking very smart but N ( he is like Arjun, machli ki aankh, no distraction) looking for his life, asks A to come find A. BEST ki nazre dhonnding his ruthi valentine( kya re oye, woh toh gayi interview dene you know na, ya ya DIL hai ki maanta nahi, khayaal hai ki jaata nahi)BEST, looking around, wishing all, gets drink, still baichain for his A andddddddd he spots her, checks out top to bottom sorry bottom to top, stunned. ( are tum yahi ho mere dil ke pass gayi nahi interview ko)😳, gets all smiley, dil main ladoo, stomach main butterfly, their national anthem plays as BG music.😆 Can't take his eyes off, keep blinking ( only if yeh chaadar nahi hoi, par chalega), goes to FB (shimla baarish, dance, terrace ki friendship, broke up all) Suman 4 more mnts gone ( kiss or no kiss pakaa kal hi hoga)😆 bola tha last scene.
Part: 4 Half Confrontation
JJ comes with wife ( not GF), trying to calm her down. First time she uses brain by saying you were so busy conspiring against VeSha that forgot about V'day and now telling hotel's party is for me.( BTW bua looking good) He makes excuse that he was testing her, she asks for V' gift ( arhhh Tiger tum laaye ki nahi, oh stupid Arpita, his gift is potential kiss may be) He brushes her off saying yeah gift is there, Bua nahi sunegi aaj, she knows he is making excuse, she walks away. JJ wonders how to get gift, bumps to his forever target RN who has gift in his hand. ( suman jattu ki timing toh kal ki hi nahi???😕) JJ shocked seeing RN, checks him out opposite to Tiger way aka top to bottom.🤣 He yells at him why he did not pick his phone. RN tells him to forget about it, he just got pitai from rong number. ( who ask you to be very smart?? PB naa go hit him) JJ orders him to get gift as he did not wish bua, so matter can go worse. RN babbles he has tuta bandage dil. JJ yells at him ( this is what call, PB ki supaa dragging), RN tells he is in love ( JJ in heart yeh to BEST ke dialogue hone chaahiye the, PB ne bataaya nahi tumhe kaisa creative head hai yaar, lagta hai pages badal gaye letter ki tarah)🤣 JJ about to maaro santi to RN, when Bua interrupts, demands for gift, he tries to buy time ( killing humaara screen time, VeSha dekhao yaar), she tells no gift, no entry to bedroom.( suman 3 more mnts gone) She leaves, he tries to stop her ( in his heart no problem teri sautan DD ka room hai na)🤣
BEST sulking at sofa in the corner with Black and white mask, A walks to him with drink ( arpita holding her breath who knows when she will see, MJHT ka banner on the screen as16 mnts gone)🤣 (Looks like BESt thinking OMG valentine khud hi chal ke aagayi le lo mauka) stare at her, stands up ( are yaar yeh baar baar khada kyo ho jaata hai, A koi teacher hai kya, then looking height difference he can kiss her while sitting🤣 removes his mask in angry aashik deevaana mode, A shocked, both staring ( BEST does look very gussa, as if abhi ke abhi jor se pakad lega) A tries to leave, he grabs ( not hold) her arm ( naa maassi aaj nahi jaane dega, you better not try), turns her to him, wants to know how come she has not gone for interview ( A in her heart nahi jaa paii aapko chodkar) sarcastically asks her so got the job, when leaving this ( OMG tiger one heck of the jall kuukaad) rite now, she tells she did not go for interview, as she wants to talk to him some important issues. BEST shhh her, tells she only hurts him whenever she speaks.Today I will speak and you will listen. A shocked on his new avtaar. he holds her firmly. questions her why she does this, after jai she is her best friend, with whom he can talk all. She understand him, but you broke all in one shot why did you do this ( go kill your mom) He wants answer from her.( bataaya na go hang mom) They stare on freezing screen. what had I told you guys??? rosh bola tha na last scene. chalo sab fees pay karo.😆
Tomorrow: kiss ka Khulaasa
We will know what happen to most awaited kiss scene yes or no ( my best guess no. some one will interrupt) VeSha dance together in gussa.
Wonderful Wednesday;😃
Three days in a row, kameeni free episode.⭐️
Arpita Ki Kalam Se: Political Profile of Ajnabians.
Ajnabians Profile
Kameeni Kameeni: Jaylalitha or Mayavati or Hybrid of Both🤣 you decide.
Badhavaas Egoistic Sexy Tigar
(BEST, not M'bai buses) Bill Clinton❤️
Maassi Hillary Clinton❤️
Jijju Sharad Pawar😡
Nandini Bua Uma Bharti😉
Bigda Bunty Mulayam Ka Beta😲
Pammi Condii Rice😃
Shridhar Collin Powell😊
Khattu Laalu Prasad Yadav😆
Minnie Mamta Banerjee
Chauksi Uncle Somnath Chatterjee😃
Mrs Dixit Sheela Dixit😎
Ninnu and his Lalia Do not drag kid in politics let them enjoy childhood😆
PB I, let forum decide unanimously about you🤣
Enjoy
Arpita😛
PS: Anshu and Shruti let me know about article. I google and readt it. OMG JJ will escape, A will be insulted. Nooo PB romance ka satyanaash mat karooo please.😡😭 Does it mean no ILU for VeSha abhi kya??😕 A will actually 007 gal bondi🤣
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