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Hi guys, I decided to write down the entire conversation between Neira regarding their clauses for marriage. It seems that many people including myself were experiencing difficulty to hear the conversation, the audio wasn't of the best quality and hence much was missed. So you don't have to wait for the repeat or if you are at work here is the convo to the best of my ability, it was a really great conversation tonight and I don't want anyone to miss it.😊
Natchekat: Pam sahi keh rahethe. Is contract marriage ke alawa koi Raastha bhi nahi hai.
Ragini: shirthay bhi tum hi bathado.
Natcheket: Pehle shirth, ki har baat tum mujhe thopo gi nahi, mil jul kay faisla karenge.
Ragini: tumaare Bahen ka hi idea hai na toh shirthay bhi tum bathoge.
Natcheket: Duse shirth hai ki tum mujhe aur mere behan ko blame nai karoge isthara. (Oh so when you do it of it's fine.)😡
Ragini: aur tumbhi har baat ka bathanger nai banouge. Jo baar baar taunts marthe rehthe hona-
Natcheket: taunts nai maartha, mein jo kartha hoon na woh tumaare action ka reaction hotha hai.
Ragini: yeh blame game band karna hoga.
Neil: Tumaare isse irritating habit ki wajah se mein tumaara saath nahi reh sakhtha.
Ragini: mein bhi tumaare saath rehne keliye mar nahi rahi.
Neil: badaam kaiya karo tum badaam.
Ragini:kya?
Neil: badaam kaiya karo, usse memory power strong hothe hai. Tum bhoolghi ki hum marriage ke clauses discuss karne bethe hai. Kaha yunhi ponch gayi tum. Ab mere paas aur kuch nahi hai. Tum bathou apne sharthe. 🤣
Ragini: Drinking or non veg kana hamaare ghar mein nahi chalega.👍🏼
Neil:Kyun?!
Ragini: maa ko pasand nahi hai
Neil:TOH?!
Ragini: tum jaanthe hona maa-
Neil:Ok.
Ragini: maa ok pasand nahi-
Neil: tika. Okay.
Neil: aur?
Ragini: raath ko ghar late math aana. Bachon ki aur mere need disturb hojayge.
Neil: toh kya me roz party kartha hoon?
Ragini: I don't know.
Neil: aur light jalaake math sona.
Ragini: tum jaanthe hona bina light ke mujhe neend nahi aathe.
Neil: tum jaanthe hona mujhe light ke saath neend nahi aathi.😃
Ragini: mein kaise soyenge?
Neil: mein kaise soyenga?
Ragini: dim light jalaake soyenge? (Aww)
Neil:okay.
Ragini: ghar chotha hai, adjust karna padega
Neil: try karoonga.
Neil: aur mere kapre kaha rakhoonga?
Ragini: ek almaare dhedoongi.
Neil: alag se?
Ragini: hm. and one more thing glia towel bed pe nahi rakhoge tum.
Neil: aur apne baal sink mein nahi choroge tum.
Ragini: aur tum apne badhbudhaar socks yaha waha nahi pankoge tum.
Neil: mere socks se badhbhu nahi aathi hai!
Neil: aur roz bangen ka bartha kilouge tho nahi kaunga. Aur woh karela bhi mujhe pasand nahi hai. Yaad hai na?🥳
Ragini: ghar mein jho bana hoga khana padega.
Neil: Karen ke restaurant se bhi manghaa sakhtha hai na?
Ragini: okay, once a week only warna bachon ki aadhat kharaab hojayge.
Neil: done done.
Ragini: tum mere gamlon ko touch nahi karoge.
Neil: gamlon ko?!
Ragini: haan. Gussa ajaatha hai toh thor dhethe ho.
Neil: haan. Toh gussa math dilou.
Ragini: toh tum mujhpe math chilou.
Neil: haan toh tum apne asool apne tak hi rakho. ( receives a death glare)
Neil: hogay?
Ragini: ek aur baat yeh mere bache mere bache karna band kardo-
Neil: mein yaha kehne wala tha. Bohot hogaya mere bache mere bache. Tumaare ya mere nahi ...hamaare. (The only sensible thing you said)
Ragini: Hum bachon keliye saath hai Lekin band dharwaaze ke peeche-
Neil: Alag alag. Fikar math karo, jaha tum lakeer keechoge, mein usse nahi langoonga. (That was very sweet.)
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