New Arshi OS: 'What The ... M M M Minions'

"What The ... M M M Minions"

Arnav was climbing up the stairs to go to their room and be with his cute and pagal wife after a tiering day at work. All he wanted to do was just go hug his Khushi and be in her embrace. But when he opened the door to their room, his eyes widened with utter shock at the sight in front of him. He even rubbed his eyes and opened them even more widely to check whether he was really seeing it. He was just plainly shocked to see their room in such state. The room was scattered with huge stuffed minion toys. Wherever his eye went he could see a different type of minion toy. Even a minion poster was stuck near to Khushi's Salman Khan poster. All he wanted to do now was shriek with horror but he could not even come up with enough voice to say his usual 'What the'.

Soon he felt a tap on his shoulder and when he turned around he found his absolutely mad wife standing there and smiling widely at him.

Khushi: Bello!

Arnav was both surprised and confused after hearing what Khushi said. Surprised coz he was not expecting to hear something like that and confused coz he did not really understand what she said. The only thing he could understand looking at the whole situation was that his wife was in her crazy mode today. And before things would get out of his control he had to take some action.

Arnav: Wh…What?

Khushi: Bellooo…

Arnav: Khushi what are you saying?

Khushi: Oh ho Arnavji I said Hello to you!

Arnav: No you said Bello!

Khushi: Arnavji Hello and bello is the same thing!

Arnav: Huh? … How?

Khushi: Arnavji in Banana language Hello is Bello!

Arnav: Banana language???

Khushi: Oh ho Arnavji … You know nothing!

Arnav: What the…

And before he could say something, Khushi walked past him into the room. He realised that things were already getting out of his control and he has to act quickly and for that he really needed to know what is cooking up in her head.

Arnav: Khushi will you care to explain what exactly is happening here?

Khushi: Nothing is happening here!

Arnav: Oh really! I come back from work and I find our room scattered with minion toys and then my wife greets me in some kind of language called banana! And firstly what on earth is this banana language?

Khushi: Hey Devi Maiya! You know what minions are but you don't know what banana language is?

Arnav: What the! How are those two connected? And let me clear this out … the only reason I know what these stupid things are because you forced me to watch the movie. In fact you lied to me saying that you wanted to watch a English movie and I thought that finally my wife has started seeing some sense and wanted to watch something else apart from her Salman Khan movies. So I agreed! But BOOM … when I reach the theatre I realise I am going to watch a CARTOON movie of these STUPID MINIONS!

Khushi: They are NOT STUPID! How can you call them stupid Arnavji? See how CUTE they are?

She pointed at the minions lying down on the floor and when Arnav saw them he raised his one eyebrow and gave an unpleasant look at it. He then looked back at her.

Arnav: CUTE…. Really???

Hearing that Khushi got angry and her nostrils flared up.

Khushi: Tatata bala tu!

Arnav: What the!

Arnav saw Khushi sitting on the bed angrily. Even though he did not understand what she said in the end he understood that his wife is very angry at him and if he does not pacify her quickly then the rest of his day would be spoilt. Till now he had been handling the situation the wrong way but from now on he will have to be calm and also will have to think twice before he says anything to her. He then went and sat next to her.

Arnav: Khushi!

But he did not get any response back so he called her once more.

Arnav: Khushiii!

And luckily this time he was successful in getting a response.

Khushi: Po ka?

He again got confused with her words. But this time he decided not to question her but just talk to her calmly.

Arnav: Jaan I really have no idea what you just said … But please don't be angry at me. PLEASE…. You know na I can't take it when you are annoyed with me. Please look at me … PLEASE!!!!

And how can anyone who is angry not melt when the great Arnav Singh Raizada says 'Please' so sweetly. And here he is saying it to Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada … then there is no chance of not getting convinced. So she turned towards Arnav and held his hand.

Khushi: It's ok Arnavji! It's not your fault! I should not have got angry on you! How can you know what Banana language is? Especially when you were busy checking emails on your iPhone most of the time while the movie was going on. So I am sorry!

Arnav (self-thought): Mission accomplished! Stay Calm Arnav …. See she even forgot that the real reason why she got angry was because you called these things stupid and not because you dint know what banana language was! By the way what is it???

Arnav: Its ok jaan! You don't have to be sorry for it either! Even I should have not got annoyed like that! Anyways forget it and tell me what really this banana language is?

Khushi: Oh it's the language spoken by the minions! Wait I will show you!

She went to the side table to take her phone and brought it back. She then showed a picture in it to Arnav. The picture showed translation of few English words into Minion words.

He read through the list carefully and tried to understand all the words, especially the ones Khushi had said before and noted that she had said even 'I hate You' once.

Arnav: I see … so this is what Banana language is!

Khushi: Hmmm…

Arnav: Ok that is cleared now! But what are so many minion toys doing in our room?

Khushi: Well it's my friend Nimi's birthday this weekend so I had gone shopping to buy her a gift. And there I saw a shop selling these there. She loves minions like me … in fact all my close friends do! So I thought no other gift can be better for her other than this so I went in there to buy it for her! But when I saw so many there I could not stop myself from buying one for me too. Then an idea struck my mind of buying these for all my close friends. So I not only bought for me and Nimi; but I bought one each for Sanji, Thiri, Abhi, Shru, Shri, Anji, Pari and Farah.

Arnav: I see! But Khushi don't you think the gift is a bit immature? I know you all like these minions but you all are not in 5^th grade to cuddle with soft toys and become a fan girl on cartoon characters.

Khushi: Arnavji you don't have to be in 5^th grade to cuddle with soft toys and become a fan girl on cartoon characters! Just because you grow older does not mean you heart and mind should also grow old. As long as these two things are young anyone can do anything! And come on Arnavji they look so cute and adorable! Just look at them! They look cute na?

She asked with a pouting look.

Arnav: Hmmm… They do but not as cute like you do when you pout.

Hearing that she hit his shoulder playfully to which Arnav just laughed. But soon he remembered something and he became serious so that he could ask her about it.

Arnav: So does your statement "Tatata bala tu" still stand?

Khushi wanted to laugh when she heard Arnav saying those words. But she controlled herself knowing he was serious with his question and so she concentrated on answering his question. But again a mischievous idea came in her mind and she decided to play the trick on him without thinking about its consequences.

Khushi: Hmmm….. Let me think!

Arnav was shocked to hear that.

Arnav: Khushiii…..

Khushi: Po ka?

She asked that so innocently but Arnav could see the mischievous look behind that innocent look. He realised she was playing a tick on him and the best way to punish her for playing this trick on him was to tickle her. So soon he started tickling her. And since Khushi is very ticklish she started to laugh and squirm. She begged Arnav to stop but he seemed in no mood to stop.

Arnav: I am not gona stop until you take that statement of yours back!

Khushi (In between of laughter): Ok….. Ok….. I'll…. Take…. It …. Baa…ckk…

Arnav immediately stopped tickling her when he heard that.

Arnav: Go on then … take it back before I tickle you again!

Khushi came near him and whispered "Te Amo" in his ears. That brought a smile on Arnav's face and he pulled her more towards him and hugged her tightly while whispering "I Love You too" into her ears.

The End