An Idiot's guide to writing FFs w/o plagiarizing - Page 5

Originally posted by: Semanti

Dear friends,

I am grieved to note another horrendous instance of plagiarism on this forum that is otherwise a fountain of originality.

And the revelation that I'm about to make, will shock all of you.

It is the mothership that is under my scanner now.

Yes friends. IPKKND itself.

You wonder about what I have to say? You probably expect arguments pointing out how IPK is essentially P&P or Othello and all that jazz.

No, dearies.

This is far more serious.

This time, I have had an epiphany (although a little late).

Let's play a game, shall we?

It's called 'Guess Who?'

I give you a few clues, and you guess who I'm talking about. Right?

1) He is a darkly attractive, brooding millionaire.

2) He is angsty because of a personal tragedy (read: death of his parents).

3) He is secretive and socially awkward.

4) He is capable of beating six muscular guys to pulp. All by himself.

5) He has trouble achieving a happily-ever-after.

6) He is quite the player.

7) He is partial to suits and electronics.

8) He is known to be a callous entrepreneur who cares only about profit, but in reality is a deeply sensitive man, capable of immense love.

Alright. Now who am I talking about?

Do I hear 'Arnav Singh Raizada'?

That is the problem.

I am talking about Bruce Wayne.

Yes, friends. This is the truth.

IPKKND plagiarized Batman's character.

It explains so much.

Like how he was able to go and buy a set of orange bangles for Khushi, so late at night, in the space of a few seconds, without alerting his family, Khushi or even the audience!

That's how he'd been communicating with Khushi while he'd been kidnapped. Bat senses kicked in overtime. In fact, that's how he's been sensing her presence without seeing her, from the very beginning. That's also how he miraculously appeared, covering long distances in seconds, just in time to catch Khushi when she fell (as she often did).

It is because ASR is India's answer to the Dark Knight.

I am deeply disappointed to note this and will be writing an angry letter to DC comics very soon, asking them to take action.

I urge you all to support me and bring justice to He who has brought justice to the hapless citizens of Gotham for so long.

Thank you.

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

Da Fadka OS-

Byline- "Copy karna hai to karo"

Warning-
Dis OS is only meant 4 da low intellectual, attention seeking, gutter minded pplz lk me.

Dis OS is clse to ma h8t, it deals wid sum serious pblms lk da copying of da FFs. Plisss Rd dis OS while drnkn dis



Kaapi- copy, see I told U na dis OS deal wid da copying pblm, so drnk da garma garam kaapi nd den fiddle wid da copying, okay?

Attyre-

Koosie in da Tauliya (gutter mindz)

Arnowji in da 'RED' hair. (dnt tink gutterish thots deer, i mnt red hair in da head)

Oops galti hui gawa, pliss Sexchnge da attyre pliisss.

'Arnowji M so upset.' Koosie said while fiddling wid da laptop.

'Y Koosie deer,' Arnowji asked wid deep meaningful intense ice.

'Ma frnd Sexpel has blocked me fm da blog.' Koosie said while trying 2 stp da tears from her golgappas (agn dnt tink gutterish thots, I mean Ice yaara)

'But why deer,' Arnowji said while he rubbed Red i mean red hair. Rub-away in da BG

'Sexpel has accused me of copying frm her FF- Seduckshun in which da Male nd da female consummate wid da jalebis.'

Koosie replied munching on her jalebis (Agn dnt tink gutter mindz deer)

'Did U do it Koosie?' Arnow ji asked as he looked at Koosie huskily, lk da loin luks at his prey.

'No Arnowji. Why r u wearing da white tauliya, plisss wear da blak tauliya lk da arnowji in Greedy Sun. '

'In ma FF- as in fak fiction, da male and shemale only fiddle wid da jalebis. Dey dnt consummate. 😳'

'But Koosie yaara, fiddling means Consummation dun.'

'Plis dnt panik nd misunderwear me, ya? '

'Arnowji dey fiddle wid da jalebis, den roll wid da pom poms and den eat da gol gappas. so consummation nt dun deer.'

'is that so koosie deer...' Arnowji now says wid da huskiest voice possible. Which mk da blood in Koosie's h8t go rnd nd rnd lk da chains of scrap metal.

Arnow uses da moment to kiss Koosie on da 4head nd den proceed to lick da Jalebi off Koosie's flared nostrils.

Koosies knee caps weakens, she cnt take it anymore.

Dey den diffle wid da tauliya nd da Red hair.

Arnowji screams Jalebi instead of Red.

nd Den consummation wid da jalebi dun.

Arnowji we have nw copied fm Sexpel Seduckshun. What vll v do den?

Who the faak cares Koosie yaara!

A/N-

Phew... after wryting dis garma garma OS I need sum tanda tanda pani fm da everest to cool myself. Oops I plagiarised from myself.

I hope u awl liked dis OS.

Originally posted by: Semanti

Dear friends,

I am grieved to note another horrendous instance of plagiarism on this forum that is otherwise a fountain of originality.

And the revelation that I'm about to make, will shock all of you.

It is the mothership that is under my scanner now.

Yes friends. IPKKND itself.

You wonder about what I have to say? You probably expect arguments pointing out how IPK is essentially P&P or Othello and all that jazz.

No, dearies.

This is far more serious.

This time, I have had an epiphany (although a little late).

Let's play a game, shall we?

It's called 'Guess Who?'

I give you a few clues, and you guess who I'm talking about. Right?

1) He is a darkly attractive, brooding millionaire.

2) He is angsty because of a personal tragedy (read: death of his parents).

3) He is secretive and socially awkward.

4) He is capable of beating six muscular guys to pulp. All by himself.

5) He has trouble achieving a happily-ever-after.

6) He is quite the player.

7) He is partial to suits and electronics.

8) He is known to be a callous entrepreneur who cares only about profit, but in reality is a deeply sensitive man, capable of immense love.

Alright. Now who am I talking about?

Do I hear 'Arnav Singh Raizada'?

That is the problem.

I am talking about Bruce Wayne.

Yes, friends. This is the truth.

IPKKND plagiarized Batman's character.

It explains so much.

Like how he was able to go and buy a set of orange bangles for Khushi, so late at night, in the space of a few seconds, without alerting his family, Khushi or even the audience!

That's how he'd been communicating with Khushi while he'd been kidnapped. Bat senses kicked in overtime. In fact, that's how he's been sensing her presence without seeing her, from the very beginning. That's also how he miraculously appeared, covering long distances in seconds, just in time to catch Khushi when she fell (as she often did).

It is because ASR is India's answer to the Dark Knight.

I am deeply disappointed to note this and will be writing an angry letter to DC comics very soon, asking them to take action.

I urge you all to support me and bring justice to He who has brought justice to the hapless citizens of Gotham for so long.

Thank you.

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

This is a serious allegation and has left three gobsmacked jalebis in it's wake.

You have twisted the scrappy chains into such a twist with the tauliya that I can't figure out what's mine and what's yours.

I will think about it some more and then come back and bash you publicly.

After tweeting about it, of course.

-(S)Expel.

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Since Max is asleepz, M heer 2 plagiar..I meanz, answer on her behalf.😳

M tink U wud be safe wonly if U wrote about a Kilt-wearing Scottish McArnow, who rides a mule, drinks da thanda pani wonly, has cataracts in both eyes, keeps saying 'Chal McDhanno', and is a anemic (no kostin of any type of blood, geddit?), Farmer wid a tendency towards kleptomania.

Wen he consummates wif da maid McKoosie, no one will cry out anytink coz dey be drunk, ya? DAN hangover McRabba Ve dun.👏

Nd U must write awl dis in Hebrew on parchment, so no kostin of plagiarizing anyone in dis century, ya?

Nd after U do awl dat, post da warning dat U wil burn ur parchmentz if awl readers read it nd don't send U comments by pigeon-post.😡

M tink U shud be safe DAN.

Ur welcum, deerz.

TFS

RES4lyf

Originally posted by: debby_11

You people are just AWESOME... :