Enrol for eye reading classes

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Posted: 12 years ago
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hello all,

I have recently enrolled myself for Bhaiyya's eye-reading classes. Since I'm a poor student who can't read his eyes well, I'm still in level 1.

Here below are more details if you want to join the classes as well.


The following classes are available

Beginner-
you will be taught how to interpret Bhaiyya's mood on the basis of his eyes

Intermediary-
you will be taught how to formulate feelings through words via Bhaiyya's eyes.

Expert-
you will be taught how to read Bhaiyya's heart through his eyes

Complimentary- One extra class on how to read Bhaiyya through his hair.

😆

Punishment-
all those who miss classes and dont learn properly will be made to watch MAMR at least 4 times.

Fees- Anyone who watches MAMR (sorry illegal downloads on the net doesn't count) gets classes for free.


Edited by Naach_Basanti - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago
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I m adding my own bit 😃

The beginners, Intermediary, Expert, Complimentary participants / candidates - all of them after seeking admission have to decode all the interviews of Bhaiya & tell us its minutes well detailed in terms of mood, clothes, food, costumes etc etc condition it should tally with the twitter news too.

Punishments - Iam mean so the phankies have to watch the Kidnapping track with no bhaiya in it. 😈
Watch DKS track, Barun previous show too where ASR babua has to choose.

I dont want admission though I wont even in last in the admission form 😆 i'll take short cut method I'll be the audience better I'lll judge it 😆😉

Edited by Arhi-Did-IT - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I have a few Kostins though?
Whose eyes will be used to demonstrate the technique?
I hope it's not Bhaiyya's because these day his hair is covering his eyes.

Is there a money-back Guarantee?
In case we read an eye incorrect after becoming an expert.

Will there be any complimentary classes such as:

-Telepathy
- Conspiracy analyzing
- Heart and mind reading


Edited by april2003 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Basanthi Ji, I was waiting for these classes.
I want to read Bhaiyya's Eyes too. I look like a Kiddo in this forum because most of them are Ph.Ds in this! :(

People who watch MAMR gets free classes? 😲 Thats Ramanchi! They surely know how to run Business! ;) They will definitely Get Profit here because NOBODY would risk their lives! So they will pay the fees.

But Don't they have a course on How to read 'CHOTE' Matlab Chote's eyes through his nose hair?

Who is the professor? Sahara Niece and her 7 golgappas?
Would I be given a certificate at the end Basanthi ji ? Because I need the certificate to prove that im a TRUE FAN of Bhaiyya. Warna Money wapas kardo! 😡


Edited by GayuArnav - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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RES
Basanti I can only res...cos i dont think I am going to even qualify for admission...yes yaar what to do I am a self admittied loser...loser in Bhaiyology...
fail fail...what is the purpose of ma life...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Watching MAMR😲 that's too much fees dear!!! I still want to live. Let bhaiyya dance munni with shinaz try wala...I will pass the class!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Nice that you introduced this as separate post..
But I don't think this ad will work..😕
Free for MAMR viewers??😉
Don't be so cruel...

Edited by Shreeswathy - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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isn't this too much??why don't you guys let it rest ? please!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: CravingKhana

RES

Basanti I can only res...cos i dont think I am going to even qualify for admission...yes yaar what to do I am a self admittied loser...loser in Bhaiyology...
fail fail...what is the purpose of ma life...



Bhaiyaology, tangy you cracked me up. 😆

reminds me of that crappy hindi song by shan-

"bhaiyaology me paas, baaki sab main fail,

maine seekha hai Bhaiya ke aankhon ko padne ka Khel"
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Posted: 12 years ago
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If you need any assistance what so ever, my goat does an awesome job as well in reading ALL BODILY functions and so I would be more than happy to donate my goat to you for this most worthy cause...just holler if you need it!

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