Originally posted by: stafhtad
10 Doris...
Reminds me of 10 Commandments. Why?
Why are we Bashers
Because we are breaking all the 10 Commandments.
1 Do Not Worship Any Other Gods
Forget any other Gods, we do not worship the God of this forum ASR. And more over we tend to worship a doormat. Tsk Tsk Tsk
2 Do not make any idols.
Umm. Swathi kicked off the Doris storm with the prologue post called and a Hero was reborn. Turning Kushi into an idol. May not be American Idol or Indian Idol or Forum Idol. But definitely a Bashers Idol.
3 Do not misuse the name of God
Loopy comes up with OMASR instead of OMG. We misuse ASR name in so many ways. Make fun of Chotey. List goes on.
4 Keep the Sabbath holy
Yeah right. We bash 24*7. No Sabbath. Last I checked, we apparently also have Holier than thou attitude.
5 Honor your father & mother.
If we did, apparently, they would support us and they would made accounts in IF and bash along with us.
6 Do not Murder
But we do. We kill with our humor. We kill with our wit. We kill with our sarcasm. We kill with spades calling spades. We kill with our logic and we kill with our Doris.
7 Do not commit adultery.
But we do. We all seem to be happy but Kookie initiated a mass marriage and Swathi shamelessly has agreed to marry all of us and Tia is busy being the wedding planner. Not only we commit adultery, we are legalizing it by mass marrying.
8 Do not Steal
Of course we steal. We steal hearts of some droolers, who have become bashers now. We steal each others thoughts and post them. Swathi and Juhi take the cake on this one. They keep stealing my thoughts and since they type with one finger, get my thoughts onto a post faster and then I am left wondering when they broke in.😉
9 Do not lie
Of course we lie. We lie about being Bashers. We lie about reading all the replies. We lie about liking something when we don't. We lie about hating Anjali. We lie about not dreaming about ASR. Doing it with Kushi. On the terrace. In the rain. To Magic Hai Nasha Hai. Madconscious Na Hum Hai.
10. Do not covert.
Of course we covert. Overtly at that. We covert ArHis chemistry, eye locks, eye sex, eye lovemaking, faraking, multiple first nights to keep cumming. We covert the hair pins the size of Titanic that Kushi has. We covert Kushis tents. We covert ASRs beard. We covert ASRs stubble. We covert ASRs what the. But most of all we Covert someone else's
Rabba Vey.
Rabba Vey !!!!
I am not only a Basher but a PROUD Stalker.😆😆😆