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Posted: 12 years ago
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Principles Before Personality Common Welfare Of All

Bashers Anthem (Stafhtad aka Loopy)
We are not Chatty.
Neither Are we Catty
We are just not even being Petty
All we have is lot of Pity
For all those who cant be Witty
and who get high and Sweaty
drooling at Muuni Badnam Hui Hotty
Itz having exposed meaningz
Bashing Song of the Jour (Stafhtad)

Baa Baa Basherz
Have You Any Droolz
Yes Sir Yes Ma'am Three Mouths Full
One For the Logic
and one for the magic
and one for the tragic
known as Doon!

Our Bashing Principles- Expelliarmus Institutional Expert
You want to know why we bash?

1.We bash because we care.

We care what happens to our favorite characters.

2. We bash because we are affected

affected by every illogical plotline / new entry / twist

3. We bash because we cannot be silent bystanders

When the show crosses some boundaries, moral or cerebral.

4. We bash because we cannot ignore

The waste of awesome chemistry

5. We bash because of Rabba Ve

which we crave, no matter what shape it takes

6. We bash because we love this show.

Bas!

The Basher's Club United: Basher's Creed - Jayne

1. Its good to get bile out.
Otherwise it makes a person bilious.

2. Voiding of waste is necessary for the body.
Blind praise and drooling adoration are wasteful.

3. Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil.
Is applied as hear no drool, speak no drool, see no drool.

4. Taking daily vitamins strengthens the body.
Pointing out all the silly plots and dubious acting talents of PHs, Actor et al strengthens the mind.

5. Exercise is good for the mind and body.
Verbal diarrhea exercise on shortcomings serves this two-fold purpose (see 2.)

SEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF "BASHERS" Prabba

B - BASH WHAT YOU BELEIVE TO BE WORTH BASHING...
A - ADMIRE ANTI- BASHERS, THEY ARE ALSO BASHERS ..
S - STAY WITHIN THE RULES OF BASHING...
H - HURT NO ONE DURING BASHING AND BICKERING...
E - ENMITY IS NOT THE KEY TO COME ACROSS ...
R - RAGING TO INJUSTICE AGAINST OUR BASHES IS OUR RIGHT...
S - SHOW RESPECT , CHIVALRY AND TAKE IT BACK ...
Bashful Naked Truth (FLS/FLG/FLW)

We restrict our discussions only to the show the daily episodes the characters actors and IPKKND related issues and do not indulge in bashing other forum members in a negative manner or mocking jeering or taking potshots at them nor do we post links to threads that are negative or nasty or of any remote interest to us and our discussions

We have the privilege of bashing and we do it in a decent ethical and classy style and lead the way

With that out of the way'..

We are not very nice folks and certainly not the sorts whose family will come online and vouch for us. We are very feisty and fiery and funny in our opinions

We do love KKG SI a lot so sue us but that does not make us phangurls nari morcha or gay or bisexual just truly appreciative of a soul sistah and human being and yes we also critique her when necessary without spewing venom or vitriol or confusing the actor with the character

We also like BS but we don't drool dribble go OMG thud faint and drown in our ocean of saliva we have real wonderful men in our own lives thank you very much without desperately needing to supplant their image with some pin up fantasy and appreciate him without prejudice

Our own self worth and esteem is very valuable to us so we wont go gaga.

We don't like the extreme bias and nonsense emanating from certain corners. We don't like to be told to shut up and not criticize the show the actors the characters and such

We take pride in our bashing for it brought incredible changes in IPKKND that no positivity slogan chanters ever could achieve We are sensible bright level headed pragmatic viewers with our own bit of eccentricities and dislike for certain characters but never blatantly obvious unless universally accepted here as such

We are very democratic and do not hesitate to call a spade a spade

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Posted: 12 years ago
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10 Doris...
Reminds me of 10 Commandments. Why?
Why are we Bashers
Because we are breaking all the 10 Commandments.
1 Do Not Worship Any Other Gods
Forget any other Gods, we do not worship the God of this forum ASR. And more over we tend to worship a doormat. Tsk Tsk Tsk
2 Do not make any idols.
Umm. Swathi kicked off the Doris storm with the prologue post called and a Hero was reborn. Turning Kushi into an idol. May not be American Idol or Indian Idol or Forum Idol. But definitely a Bashers Idol.
3 Do not misuse the name of God
Loopy comes up with OMASR instead of OMG. We misuse ASR name in so many ways. Make fun of Chotey. List goes on.
4 Keep the Sabbath holy
Yeah right. We bash 24*7. No Sabbath. Last I checked, we apparently also have Holier than thou attitude.
5 Honor your father & mother.
If we did, apparently, they would support us and they would made accounts in IF and bash along with us.
6 Do not Murder
But we do. We kill with our humor. We kill with our wit. We kill with our sarcasm. We kill with spades calling spades. We kill with our logic and we kill with our Doris.
7 Do not commit adultery.
But we do. We all seem to be happy but Kookie initiated a mass marriage and Swathi shamelessly has agreed to marry all of us and Tia is busy being the wedding planner. Not only we commit adultery, we are legalizing it by mass marrying.
8 Do not Steal
Of course we steal. We steal hearts of some droolers, who have become bashers now. We steal each others thoughts and post them. Swathi and Juhi take the cake on this one. They keep stealing my thoughts and since they type with one finger, get my thoughts onto a post faster and then I am left wondering when they broke in.😉
9 Do not lie
Of course we lie. We lie about being Bashers. We lie about reading all the replies. We lie about liking something when we don't. We lie about hating Anjali. We lie about not dreaming about ASR. Doing it with Kushi. On the terrace. In the rain. To Magic Hai Nasha Hai. Madconscious Na Hum Hai.
10. Do not covert.
Of course we covert. Overtly at that. We covert ArHis chemistry, eye locks, eye sex, eye lovemaking, faraking, multiple first nights to keep cumming. We covert the hair pins the size of Titanic that Kushi has. We covert Kushis tents. We covert ASRs beard. We covert ASRs stubble. We covert ASRs what the. But most of all we Covert someone else's
Rabba Vey.
Rabba Vey !!!!

I am not only a Basher but a PROUD Stalker.😆😆😆


Edited by stafhtad - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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v. bashed, bashing, bashes
v.tr.
1. To strike with a belief and assertion The thug bashed the hood of the car with a sledgehammer, his belief to buy a new car...
2. To beat or assault something that is not ethically correct : The power of people to make a difference.
3. Informal To criticize (another) harshly, accusatorially, and politically correct : "He bashed the . . . government unmercifully over the . . . spy affair" (Lally Weymouth).
v.intr. Informal
To engage in harsh but truth accusatory but reasonable doubt criticism.

Edited by prabba - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Bashing-Basher-Bashed...

Congo on opening of a new dori...😆
Edited by Didikisaut - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dori 10th is opened...
IF gives name bashing anything except worship.These all threads show wht is called bashing.IPK gives viewers lots of good memories and rabba vey (anthem of IPK)...10th dori is opened mean we all love IPK and we hv tried our best to pull the sinking ship by constructive criticism...hope someday IPK team will go thru one of these thread...
Expel ji..Bashers principles are perfect.
Loopyji...love ur 10 commanmend..
FLS ..thanks for dori-es...
Edited by LIKEDMG - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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R

Just happy to be on the first page of dori #10!
basherz rock!
Edited by ipkknd_2011 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Wow! 10th thread!! Yippeee!!! 🥳 🥳

Long live the Bashers 😆 and their thread...

Good going Swathi and the rest of the gang 👍🏼
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Posted: 12 years ago
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im really shocked 10 threads already ?? 😲 🥳
Sudha & Swathi ur posts rock 👏

Edited by Arhi-Did-IT - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Official RES 1 for the 10th thread 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Arhi-Did-IT

im really shocked 10 threads already ?? 😲 🥳

Sudha & Swathi ur posts rock 👏

Harshi sudhas post rocks
i am just riding on the coattails of all these brilliant writers
am gonna be a politician soon

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